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Clownbarf 06-09-2006 05:21 PM

Quickest way to kill a cell phone.
 
I need to kill a cell phone quick, easily and stealthly. Kill as in render useless, does not work, can't do its job of calling out or receiving calls. I don't think mace will do the job but I'm thinking of zapping it with a little stun gun. There are some pretty small ones out there. Zapping it as in the exterior shell or if need be, try to make contact with the little charging dock at the base.

I've heard of electro magnetic devices that'll wipe out a hard drive if used next to one. What do you think a device like that will have if used on a cell phone?

Scott McD 06-09-2006 05:24 PM

http://www.arcadeshopper.com/mame/images/mallet.jpg

sweetgirl2006 06-09-2006 05:25 PM

yeah that should work lol.. my friend drop his nokia cell phone down the 13th floors of his apartment and funny thing was it was still working lol... but then he run it over with is buddy ford pick up truck lol..

biftek 06-09-2006 05:27 PM

the stun gun will do enough damage to the phone , but it wont be stealthy
the circuit board will have scorch marks there will be a tell tale sign that it was fried by electricity , unless a freak bolt of lighthing struck your pocket with just enough charge to kil the phone

the way with an easy story is just to leave the phone on and throw it into the washing machine

potter 06-09-2006 05:28 PM

2 seconds in the microwave, or is it three.. Anyway, that's hwat my friend always did with his phones when he "needed new ones". It's untracable and kills the phone completely.

VicD 06-09-2006 05:28 PM

Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )

babedirect 06-09-2006 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd
Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )

That was going to be my suggestion

pussyluver 06-09-2006 06:13 PM

http://fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/M9bw.jpg

Oh, Sorry! you said stealthy

pstation 06-09-2006 06:20 PM

update your firmware and pull out the battery while it's in progress, that should do it for sure and leave no obvious signs.

J. Falcon 06-09-2006 06:24 PM

http://www.picture-newsletter.com/st...cture-cu8q.jpg

DBS.US 06-09-2006 06:28 PM

I used a stun gun befor without any burn marks. Just a quick pop and its over.

minusonebit 06-09-2006 06:40 PM

Washing machine is a good idea.

fetishblog 06-09-2006 07:25 PM

Factory reset it and wipe out the ESN.

E$_manager 06-09-2006 07:32 PM

i thought first, that there is an FBI after you and you need to kill your phone to stop the shadowing

qw12er 06-09-2006 08:10 PM

Microwave it ... 12 sec is more than enough

pstation 06-09-2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog
Factory reset it and wipe out the ESN.

think you'd have to do muchhhhhh more than factory reset to clear the ESN, they're pretty damn secure on modern phones today.

notabook 06-09-2006 08:15 PM

I would use a stungun as well. Make sure it's powerful enough -- I have a 65,000 kv stun gun that can't hurt any electronic device really, and a 950,000 kv stun gun that will fry just about anything it touches. I'm sure anything about 150,000 kv would kill most electronics.

ungratefulninja 06-09-2006 08:29 PM

If you want it to look like an accident, the water thing definately works. If you want it to look like it went bad on its own, most cell phones have moisture indicators. Usually one or more on the outside and one on the inside. Most have indicators on the battery too.

There are a variety of ways you could kill it without physical damage, a lot of them would require some work, though. You can flash the phone and just purposely mess that up. That would require the right software and usb cable, though.

Some of the heating/electrical methods described would be quick, but under careful scrutiny would probably show some melting.

On most GSM phones if you punch the PIN code in wrong a whole bunch of times it'll ruin the SIM card and temporarily disable it until another SIM can be gotten.

Capt. rold 06-09-2006 08:33 PM

go for a swim - with it in your pocket - worked for me a few times :)

biftek 06-09-2006 08:34 PM

punching the wrong code will only lock the phone , you will then need the puk code to unlock the phone , changing the sim wont unlock the phone

heating and electrical will leave signs , especially when the componets on the phone are only designed for small current and voltage , starting pumping stun gun voltage in and you'll leave scorch marks on the board

notabook 06-09-2006 08:43 PM

If you can open up the cell phone w/o leaving any indicators like major scratch marks or breaking any warning labels, you could get to the inner board and kill it a lot easier with just one or two bursts from a cell phone, without leaving major visible damage/burning of the IC boards. But if it's just like a quick attack for revenge thing, you'll have to hold it down a bit to do the damage while it's enclosed in it's enclosure. 5-7 seconds prolly... be warned stun guns do make a fair amount of noise (especially the 700,000kv+ ones! sounds like a damn mini-machine gun), however, so it's not exactly discrete.

notabook 06-09-2006 08:49 PM

lol... I said one or two bursts from a cell phone :1orglaugh One or two bursts from a STUN GUN bleah. 3 minutes to edit just ain't enough!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-09-2006 09:16 PM

get a 1/10,000 micro drill and drill a few holes all the way though it, no one will ever notice!

AmateurFlix 06-09-2006 09:19 PM

microwave. just don't leave it in very long,and be careful it doesn't boil the LCD display and leave an indication (don't know if that could happen or not, just saying keep an eye on it)

msan 06-10-2006 10:49 PM

May I ask why would one want to kill a cellphone?

pstation 06-11-2006 08:55 AM

probably to get another one free with insurance

MaddCaz 06-11-2006 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

:thumbsup I was thinking the same thing

ssp 06-11-2006 10:00 AM

Hurry up the police is on its way!

SilentKnight 06-11-2006 10:07 AM

What's the matter...ransom demand call go bad?

BoogieCFZ 06-11-2006 10:07 AM

if you're going to be taking this to a dealer for a refund or something, be wary of water. there are water damager stickers inside, if they get wet, then they can tell you've voided warranties.

gimo33 06-11-2006 10:13 AM

try to short some of the connections

fetishblog 06-11-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pstation
think you'd have to do muchhhhhh more than factory reset to clear the ESN, they're pretty damn secure on modern phones today.

Takes about 5 seconds to google something for the phone model. I can remove the ESN in 3 steps on my Kyocera...

Mr. Romance 06-11-2006 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD


Follow this advice...


Mr. Romance

s9ann0 06-11-2006 10:58 AM

I microwaved a cellphone once it was totally fucked but don't leave it in too long else the plastic buckles and it looks burnt

OzMan 06-11-2006 11:00 AM

I would talk to your girlfriend and say if she calls or gets a call from the other guy again it's over.

kewlest 06-11-2006 11:00 AM

dump it in water?

SmokeyTheBear 06-11-2006 11:03 AM

dont dump it in water , theres a sticker on the inside that will change colors when exposed to moisture

Babagirls 06-11-2006 12:11 PM

throw it on the ground and run over it while calling it from another cell phone and hear it die.

L0rdJuni0r 06-11-2006 12:20 PM

i slammed mine on the ground and it is no more... now all i have is my computer phone... I kinda like not having a cell, its alot more peaceful.

RogerV10 06-11-2006 12:23 PM

What are yopu trying to do? Return it and get the insurance for it?

Just take out the SIM card and lose it. My insurance covers loss.

gandalfuy 06-11-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd
Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )


i think this is the best solution.

pstation 06-11-2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV10
What are yopu trying to do? Return it and get the insurance for it?

Just take out the SIM card and lose it. My insurance covers loss.

think they're trying to have their warranty cover it.

madawgz 06-11-2006 02:07 PM

a gun would work perfectly :1orglaugh

writersworld8 06-11-2006 02:22 PM

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czarina 06-11-2006 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver


Just sit about 100 yards away.

u-Bob 06-11-2006 02:37 PM

Go to a hospital and ask the nice people to take an MRI of your cell phone :)

ridikuloz 06-11-2006 02:53 PM

you can always sell it....

spacekadet 06-11-2006 03:16 PM

a lot of phones have a little sticker inside them that changes color when exposed to a liquid.

pussyluver 06-11-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina
Just sit about 100 yards away.

If you can hit a cell phone at 100 yards, then you're one hell of a shot. Being too close is dangerous for sure.

reynold 06-11-2006 06:32 PM

What model? Give that to me instead..


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