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woj 06-12-2006 05:24 PM

200...........

Wrufian 06-12-2006 09:54 PM

Nah. I ain't no anal nothing dude.

Just pointing out that his game(or lack thereof) is weak.

Being an internet mack is no big feat. Even ugly people get laid on the internet and unlike this anal hobbit character, they don't even have to prey on the young and drunk.

Quagmire 06-13-2006 04:42 PM

So wrong, and yet so related.

http://590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?id=52588

candyflip 06-20-2006 10:47 AM

Perfection Jeff can vouch for this working 100%.

boneprone 06-20-2006 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire
So wrong, and yet so related.

http://590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?id=52588


How so????????? I think you posted the wrong link.

Juicy D. Links 06-23-2006 09:03 PM

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

Anal Hobbit 08-10-2006 09:06 PM

Just got back from Vacation..

Any stories??


Any thanks???

Anal Hobbit 08-10-2006 10:10 PM

Anyone???

KRL 08-10-2006 10:12 PM

Older women 30 and up are better.

:thumbsup

godisdead 08-11-2006 07:31 AM

LOL!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh my god! Anal Hobbit, you're a funny guy.

If you actually do any of this crap, you will see the results of your stupidity.

But please keep posting your tips. They are really brilliant. Ever thought about doing standup comedy? :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 09-25-2006 06:51 PM

lololololololololololol

Elle Sommers 09-25-2006 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Check out this whore...



http://www.myspace.com/krys_tie


Im talking better than her even.. 18 years old.

She photoshops all of her pics, she's probably a dog in real life.

I have hot friends, they use myspace to get guys to buy them alcohol too... but they don't hook up with them, they just talk shit about the old guy who wants to party with them and how lame he is. Maybe its just because they're not whores.

Not saying anything bad about you Anal Hobbit, I don't know you, whatcha look like, how old you are, etc. Just sayin' in general it seems like the guys that do this are looked at as losers.

boneprone 09-25-2006 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers
She photoshops all of her pics, she's probably a dog in real life.

I have hot friends, they use myspace to get guys to buy them alcohol too... but they don't hook up with them, they just talk shit about the old guy who wants to party with them and how lame he is. Maybe its just because they're not whores.

Not saying anything bad about you Anal Hobbit, I don't know you, whatcha look like, how old you are, etc. Just sayin' in general it seems like the guys that do this are looked at as losers.


Hey you..

Wanna buy me some alcohol???

Hit me up on myspace baby!

OG LennyT 09-25-2006 08:01 PM

How are the bets going tonight Boneprone?

...ahem, I mean Anal Hobit

Charlie_RedHotBucks 09-25-2006 08:12 PM

ok after readin gthis your about 2 strokes away from rape... i don't agree with any of this you say.. am i pornographer yes.. do i scare young girls for life no.. IMo what your doing is pretty sleazy...

bonkerz2007 09-25-2006 11:19 PM

wow that was the best shit i've read in a long time. good arguements on both sides.

It's as simple as this....

The media is telling your little girls to be whores and Hobbit is reaping the benefits. The only thing you can do is try to raise them to know better.

For all the webmasters that think what he is doing is worse than what you're doing .... DENIAL. Whether you only do tech support, billing, web design or you're actually in the video, one way or another you're supporting Hobbit. The only difference is that Hobbit is an asshole about it and most webmasters (including myself) pretend that as long as you act professional everything is on the up and up and no one gets hurt.

Either find another industry or deal with the reality. Even Jackie Chan did porn.

Anal Hobbit 12-29-2006 10:18 PM

myspace is sooooo addictive...

Ive got soooooo much ass....

HostGladiator 12-30-2006 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonkerz2007 (Post 10924811)
wow that was the best shit i've read in a long time. good arguements on both sides.

It's as simple as this....

The media is telling your little girls to be whores and Hobbit is reaping the benefits. The only thing you can do is try to raise them to know better.

For all the webmasters that think what he is doing is worse than what you're doing .... DENIAL. Whether you only do tech support, billing, web design or you're actually in the video, one way or another you're supporting Hobbit. The only difference is that Hobbit is an asshole about it and most webmasters (including myself) pretend that as long as you act professional everything is on the up and up and no one gets hurt.

Either find another industry or deal with the reality. Even Jackie Chan did porn.

:thumbsup

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-30-2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 11617717)
myspace is sooooo addictive...

Ive got soooooo much ass....

Lets see your profile :thumbsup

starpimps 12-30-2006 03:34 AM

i like my women like i like my wine...aged

Pimpin_J 12-30-2006 03:52 AM

Anal Hobbit for president :thumbsup Your tips crack me up haha keep em coming! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

maxcarter101 12-30-2006 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 11617717)
myspace is sooooo addictive...

Ive got soooooo much ass....

Yeah which is why you post about it all the time on here, you're full of shit, that much is obvious. Attention seeking clown.

boneprone 12-31-2006 01:43 AM

great tip!

netPH 12-31-2006 03:08 AM

yeah, this thread is just annoying to business people here trying to make bucks.

Yeah, close this thread!

Anal Hobbit 12-31-2006 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStrider (Post 10084169)
ok this is a sick ass thread. if you need to find girls 18 to 20 on myspace you ve got some issues. and whats wrong with girls your age? do they know your trickery and dont play your game?

Well lets face it. These gals love ta fuck!

AdPatron 12-31-2006 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 11624643)
Well lets face it. These gals love ta fuck!


I posted a classified ad that I was looking for a model for my band's poster. At least 100+ messaged me in less than a day.

Anal Hobbit 12-31-2006 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 11624670)
I posted a classified ad that I was looking for a model for my band's poster. At least 100+ messaged me in less than a day.

Yep!!

And I bet out of that, if you wanted, you could get laid or blown for at least a week from that one post.......

Lets face it.. Its a fucking gold mine.

There is no excuse for man not to be able to fuck fine ass..

Stick with me people.. I will show you the light.

Vince Russo 12-31-2006 09:42 AM

So wrong.. Yet sooo right.....

I love these tips... You are GFY Hall Of Fame Material...

Vince Russo 12-31-2006 10:00 AM

You know that this is an old trick from the days of College guys hanging out at 7-11's to meet high school gals and get them to come to their parties..


Ahhh to be young again.. Seems like yesterday...

djroof 12-31-2006 10:01 AM

I cant understand.....

Bigfuck 12-31-2006 10:07 AM

Next year I have to try some of your advice:thumbsup

ToplistBlog_Com 12-31-2006 10:14 AM

Miraculas..
 
Really anna.... where it is ???? when u ll fuck them all...

tell me clearly man...

Pimpin_J 12-31-2006 10:29 AM

loooooooooooool anal hobbit rocks!!!!!!!!!!1

Bigfuck 12-31-2006 11:13 AM

Dear anal hobbit a lot of girls complain that my cock is to big what should I do?
it is very frustrating after all the work I do to get them in the bedroom
the reaction is "you are never going to put THAT THING in me!" and then they run out of the door
please advice me

ePorn 12-31-2006 11:30 AM

C'mon people, it's not like Hobbit is re-inventing the wheel. He just has the nerve to publicly stand behind it and get EXACTLY what he wants; Your public outcry OR support! He's playing the propaganda wheel near perfection, at least in the circles of GFY. Yet, you guys, opposed or not, follow every single post in this thread. No, i am no different - i read it, too.
Hobbit is dead funny, so what if he got laid, so what if his tactics are questionable?! IF any chic that he [supposedly] fucked would have had regrets the next day, he'd sure face some rape charge(s) at some point in time, especially since he claims high "nail numbers". Since this doesn't seem to have happened, yet, i am guessing that most girls have been "o.k" with what went down and some others may be quiet in shame. Whichever it may be, unless he gets his head bashed in by a disgruntled father or catches some STD, he will most likely continue. More power to him, if that's area of choice, others "hunt" for prey in the bars, he hunts online. In the end, both species of hunters are somewhat equal, his is just the cheaper method. The alcohol part is the most questionable of all his approaches, since it's truly illegal, whether he's asked to provide or not doesn't matter, the simple fact that he does provide is illegal. Other than that, if an 18 yr old wants to ride him, nothing illegal there.
So, point in case, he's ok with what he's doing, many follow him and others are purely disgusted. I for one, give him props to stand up and speak out, but on the other hand, just speaking for myself, i am happier to take on a challenge in the "real" field, not online, the accomplishment feels greater.
:GFYBand

jo3 01-01-2007 03:31 PM

hot tip to land you in jail and feel like a predator! fuckin' a!

Anal Hobbit 01-09-2007 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo3 (Post 11632423)
hot tip to land you in jail and feel like a predator! fuckin' a!

Im still here bitch..

Im a fucking pimp nigga...

ADL Colin 03-13-2007 04:29 PM

Absolute Classic

Kard63 03-13-2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 10083605)
Yes..

And they all want to be like Paris Hilton.

Its so fucking crazy.

They all doll up, look super hot, live with their parents, find some friends house, have a party..

You show up with Kegs, and tons of Alcohol, and you are king.

I even bring a buddy.

We've gotten sooo much ass.

It should be illegal.

It is illegal. You are supplying booz to people under 21.

CaptainHowdy 03-13-2007 05:53 PM

I love you Anal Hobbit !!


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