anal, do you have to work on there parents before you take them out?

I dont work in the adult biz... Never have never will.

I only found gfy because myself and my uncle Diabetic rage came here for technical support for an overbilling issue someone in YOUR indsutry did to our family..

GFy helped me resolve that issue. I later tried to launch a program called Jesus Cash with the help of some webmasted from the Portland Webamster show. It never took off, and then LENSMAN, that MOTHER FUCKER hijacked my domain.. Hence.. www.jesuscash.com

Ever since then Ive been a part of GFY. Giving tips here. Hangin here.

I may not be in the industry, but Im well respected and loved here at GFY.

I am the Anal Hobbit.

When the music stops, how do you prevent the cops from hauling your ass to jail?

Yep.. Im with you MeNiceGirl...

This hobbit guy is a few strokes away from being in jail.. Ive said it before and Ill say it again. He makes me sick.. He really does..

Also myspace is a great place.. DOnt let hobbit make it look otherwise..

Hey MeNiceGirl, you have myspace??

Add me.. Would love to talk to you.. Buy you a drink sometime at a show.

http://www.myspace.com.boneprone

LOL. you are 21 though right? :1orglaugh

Hey boneprone.. Fuck you.. Always swooping in with that B on your chest and cape like you are some kind of porn superhero...

You give away porn for free.. How is that morally wrong..

Have fun with having "drinks" with the hypocryite MeNiceGirl at a show..

Fucktard.

Again how is what you are doing any different than what I do.

I just dont get you people.

Stupid fuck....

Is home land security gunna come get me, casue I happen to party with some 20 year olds..

Jesus christ you dumb fuck.. Have you ever, i mean EVER been to a webmaster show?

You know those "models" at the shows, at the parties.. You think they are all over 21??

Think again dipshit.

God bless the Anal Hobbit.

Are you the same guy who posted a thread about how to get laid by hookers and not pay?

Yes..

See sig..
Tip #4..

It was the most viewed thread in GFY history..

Yet they locked it..

Fucking Morons.

ok this is a sick ass thread. if you need to find girls 18 to 20 on myspace you ve got some issues. and whats wrong with girls your age? do they know your trickery and dont play your game?

suck a dick

:)

i fucking dying laughing over here.

he's right about myspace, but wrong on the method. man, you're gonna be on a dateline episode soon.

LOL

i know its a joke, but its funny to think some dumbass is actually gonna read this and do it and go to jail.

ROFL

Hehe...I don't have a myspace...Lol and I am 21, but I am taken so no drinks. Lol...that doesn't mean we can't be friends though. :)

lol, great thread!


anal hobbit, who do you pick to win in the NBA finals.


give me a lock

I really like the Heat..

Its a pick, but not a lock.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

Im serious.. This is the quality pussy you can fuck on myspace if you work it and get them fucked up.

Ok, so ya don't work in the biz...that's cool. Whatever....the point is you're purposely getting underaged girls to fuck you by getting them drunk! Now, let's think about this a second...I mean really think about it.....
You don't see ANYTHING wrong with that? Not a single thing?
Your getting UNDERAGED girls DRUNK so that you can take ADVANTAGE of them sexually when they aren't in their right state of mind. Purposely!
Yeah, ok, you're right, what I'm doing is MUCH worse...I come in to work everyday 9-6, helping webmasters find what they need, handling webmaster support and trying to make a living anyway I can....you however are being completely selfish with a total lack of any ethics or integrety, simply to get pussy cuz you don't know how to get a woman to actually want you without getting her wasted.
You're sooo right, sorry I ever said anything. Where were my manners? Lol

I dont take advantage with them at all. I dont even push myself on them..

90% of these girls when they fuck me, straddle me and ride me with them on top.

Im not doing anything.. Just laying there. Im not the aggressor here.

Im just at the right place at the right time..

Something, yeah I created.

Hey Jackass ... I mean Asshole ... I mean ... well, whatevertheFUCK you wanna be called ...

I'm a woman. Not like yer $1.99 blowup doll in the closet. Not a "faggot" or a "real man" ... tho i cant really use any of those terms for you either, as that would be an insult to women, real men, blowup dolls and faggots.

Ya know ... as I was originally reading this thread, the only thing that kept running through my mind is the asshole DHS guy they busted for picking up underaged people on myspace ...

i hope they are watching you asshole ... i really hope they are.

twinkley

Don't get me wrong by saying underaged, I only meant underaged for drinking....I don't want to make you sound like a pedphile or something...Lol Hahahahahahahaha!

And FYI, not all the girls I fuck using this tactic are drunk....

Never said that.

The mere fact of meeting them in a party environment, drunk or not is a formula for some hooking up.

These young gals are easy, drunk or sober in Party environments.

They stand no chance.

I can't tell if this post is a joke or if you're seriously that kind of creeper... lol

The gals i fuck are not underage by anymeans.. Im not a pervert as you are accusing me of, or a sexual preditior you see on tv..

These girls are all of age of consenting sex..

They party..

I help them party..

I fuck them.. Several per week.

The avarage GFY webmaster never gets any ass.

Sue me for giving these nerds a tip or two to enjoy themselves.

A joke??

Thats the problem with you nerds... You take something serious like tip to get laid that is full proof, and you think its a joke.

No wonder you never get laid..

Nerd.

Everything a joke to you?

Sucks that you americans are so uptight about these things...

"underage drinking" :1orglaugh

18-19 is more than old enough, and is the legal age in almost every other country in the world.

I "get laid" alot more than 1-3 times a week buddy, lol... and I'm not desperate so I don't have to take advantage of drunk internet girls on myspace to do so. :1orglaugh

You don't think getting them drunk TO have sex with them is taking advantage of them?
Would these women really want you with out the alcohol? NO!!!
That's why you made it a point to let everyone here know that it wouldn't really work as well if ya don't get em plastered....So, by evidence of what you've already said, this above statment is a load of BS...

Oh and what about the other 10% of these girls....slip something in da drink?

What about the NHL finals Hobbit?

No.. Hell no.. My friend Son Of Rage already did that and he went to jail...(GFY POST 3 years ago)

I am not a rapist....

I am not the first guy to have sex with women who have had a few drinks.

Why do you make me out to be a criminal??

Are you jealous or something?? I cant figure you out..

Im not good with hockey.. No edge there my man.

Youve never had sex with a gal after going out for a few drinks??

Fucking hypocrites here at GFY..

Nerds.. Haters..

whats with you all?

I thought you were men. You work in porn, yet oh so fucking gay.

Well, yah, you do have a point. I was drinking at that age too, I'm really only using it as MORE evidence against him. The real issue here is he comes on here pretending to be some sort of pimp when his big "secret" is getting chicks drunk to fuck em. That's fucked up no matter what age they are. That's really what got me going...all the other stuff, though it makes sence, really isn't AS important as the simple fact.
Plus, it really doesn't help his name. He could go after the one's his age and get them drunk, that would not have stopped me from commenting, but it's the fact that he can't get pussy with out these chicks being loaded. Pimp? I think not.

After going out for a few drinks with a girl is different... luring girls with liquor via the internet is creepy. How old are you anyways? Like 30 and still chasing after 18 year old girls online and writing tips on how to scam free shit at internet conventions..? Sounds like you're a class act.

Hahaha, for a funny little boy Anal! Jealous? Hahaha...that's the only thing you can come up with? That I'm jealous? No, fact is I've been hurt a lot myself, from guys thinking just like you. And seen a lot of my friends go through the same thing....You think it's a fucking game, and it's not. These are real people with real feelings just like you, and you're hurting them for your own pleasure. And here you claim to be a man.

Rest my fucking case! :321GFY

I wouldn't take this guy too seriously... look at the other posts in his sig, i think he's either just a long term gfy troll or another lonlely nerd trying to invent an online persona by making posts like this.

I'm from Canada. 18 and over is legal.

These are called tips.....

And they are appreciated by the masses dispite what you think.

That tip for internext was very good. Do you realize how expensive things were that last internext??

Saving the webmaster money for that show, along with giving tips to help people is what Im all about.

You are just a hater.

A fucking hater........ Get a life jackass.... No one likes you.

Ahh, so you are validating that this tactic works then ehhh??

In your face to all the disbelievers in this thread who say this is bullshit and doesnt work..

Thanks Jannette for validating my tip.