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stev0 06-06-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
These are called tips.....

And they are appreciated by the masses dispite what you think.

That tip for internext was very good. Do you realize how expensive things were that last internext??

Saving the webmaster money for that show, along with giving tips to help people is what Im all about.

You are just a hater.

A fucking hater........ Get a life jackass.... No one likes you.

haha, oh man... time to move out of your parents basement dude. Get a decent job and maybe you'll be able to afford more than the free bread, and you wont have to worry about ripping off xbox games from bestbuy anymore.

You're pathetic....

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0
I wouldn't take this guy too seriously... look at the other posts in his sig, i think he's either just a long term gfy troll or another lonlely nerd trying to invent an online persona by making posts like this.


Wrong again..

My tips are very real.. You think this shit is fake?? Dipshit.....

You are the real nerd here. Dont like it, then leave... Better yet, Go Fuck Your Self..

My tips are a public service..

A public service for real men.

Ones with Balls.. When Im not wanted here Ill go..

Untill then, you go.....

I havent been banned...... I havent been asked to leave..

If I ever am kicked out, Ill sue that Mother Fucker Lensman for stealing my program and domain..... jesuscash....

He knows what im talking about.

Little people not in the know, shut your trap. Im bigger than you think.

Im the Anal Hobbit.

Nom_is 06-06-2006 12:42 PM

I'm sorry, but this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

stev0 06-06-2006 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nom_is
I'm sorry, but this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

Read the other threads in his sig, good for a laugh :2 cents: :1orglaugh

A-Bomb 06-06-2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
My space is a fucking gold mine I tell ya.

So many sluts..

All young and wanting to act old...

You can so easily impressess these whores.. So easy....

I swear Ive been working em for a few months now... With little effort, and Im fucking some great teen ass..

Drunk, but fine..

And their friends too.

Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. I've been pulling trim from all over myspace for well over a year. It is a gold mine of booty. Myspace newbies are easy to snag (a.k.a. new chicken). Experienced ones are tougher targets as they know the scams (a.k.a. old chicken)

I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills.

Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program).

This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works:

Quote:

Subject: Hey [myspace name]
Message:
I don't normally "troll" Myspace trying to meet women (believe it or not I can actually do that in real life and God knows you get a ton of messages like this from absolutely annoying strangers), but I was browsing for a friend and your profile pic caught my eye. I must say, you are a beautiful an interesting woman. Just had to say it (live so so have no regrets, right?) LOL

If you find me interesting, add me as a friend. Take care and thanks!

A
And that's about all I have to say about that. :pimp

Young 06-06-2006 12:48 PM

hahahhahaha too funny how crazy people get whenever the Anal Hobbit posts.

fucking noobs.

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Ahh, so you are validating that this tactic works then ehhh??

In your face to all the disbelievers in this thread who say this is bullshit and doesnt work..

Thanks Jannette for validating my tip.

OMG! You're such a sick bastard! Not to mention quite slow! Did I ever say it didn't work? In fact, did ANYONE here say it didn't work? NO! What I am saying, if you'd bother to listen, is what you're doing is really fucked up! You actually have to be one the most selfish guys I'v ever seen...ever! I can only imagine how proud that makes you, seeing as how you don't give a shit about anything! I just really hope you learn your lesson buddy, cuz you're gunna be in a whole mess of shit someday!

strobi 06-06-2006 12:49 PM

I'm with anal hobbit on this one. Nothing wrong with picking up 18-20 year old girls and having a blast. As if nobody on this board does it... If I want to have a good time, I would take a 18 year old hottie over a 26 year old "woman" anytime! Bring the booze!

Young 06-06-2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. I've been pulling trim from all over myspace for well over a year. It is a gold mine of booty. Myspace newbies are easy to snag (a.k.a. new chicken). Experienced ones are tougher targets as they know the scams (a.k.a. old chicken)

I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills.

Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program).

This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works:



And that's about all I have to say about that. :pimp

The moment you used the word "Troll" in talking to someone on MySpace you probaly lost them. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Only internet Dweebs and Forum Jockeys use the word Troll......:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Young 06-06-2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
OMG! You're such a sick bastard! Not to mention quite slow! Did I ever say it didn't work? In fact, did ANYONE here say it didn't work? NO! What I am saying, if you'd bother to listen, is what you're doing is really fucked up! You actually have to be one the most selfish guys I'v ever seen...ever! I can only imagine how proud that makes you, seeing as how you don't give a shit about anything! I just really hope you learn your lesson buddy, cuz you're gunna be in a whole mess of shit someday!

you are getting excited over a fake nick.

PaulB IYP 06-06-2006 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag. I've been pulling trim from all over myspace for well over a year. It is a gold mine of booty. Myspace newbies are easy to snag (a.k.a. new chicken). Experienced ones are tougher targets as they know the scams (a.k.a. old chicken)

I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills.

Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program).

This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works:



And that's about all I have to say about that. :pimp

that is one hell of a sweet message
very similar to what I write....lol:thumbsup

btw...all hail my boy the Hobbit:thumbsup

woj 06-06-2006 12:55 PM

heh, another great tip :thumbsup

A-Bomb 06-06-2006 01:03 PM

BTW, my age range is 25-40.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
OMG! You're such a sick bastard! Not to mention quite slow! Did I ever say it didn't work? In fact, did ANYONE here say it didn't work? NO! What I am saying, if you'd bother to listen, is what you're doing is really fucked up! You actually have to be one the most selfish guys I'v ever seen...ever! I can only imagine how proud that makes you, seeing as how you don't give a shit about anything! I just really hope you learn your lesson buddy, cuz you're gunna be in a whole mess of shit someday!

Hear that guys.. This coming from a girl..

IT DOES WORK!!! THIS TACTIC WORKS..

SO much so that it worries her..

Now get on out there guys and go get ya some grade A quality pussy..

Let me know how it works..

Thanks everyone.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strobi
I'm with anal hobbit on this one. Nothing wrong with picking up 18-20 year old girls and having a blast. As if nobody on this board does it... If I want to have a good time, I would take a 18 year old hottie over a 26 year old "woman" anytime! Bring the booze!

Amen brother.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
you are getting excited over a fake nick.

Im suprised you havent been banned yet.

Whats your deal man???????

why you always playing the smart man around these parts.

Go elsewhere.

fuzebox 06-06-2006 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
You don't think getting them drunk TO have sex with them is taking advantage of them?

Why do you think clubs exist? You're talking about a multi trillion dollar industry!

QuaWee 06-06-2006 01:22 PM

The thing is many of those girls lie about their age

Twisted Dave 06-06-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Open a myspace account..

Add a few hotties.. Add their friends..

But make sure they are all under 21.. Should be pretty easy. This place is full of people this age.. All wanting to act hot and sexy.

Here is the tip.
Talk to them. Offer to buy them Alcohol.....

You would be amazed and shocked how many of these gals take you up on the offer..

Next thing you know, you are fucking some grade A quality ass... And partying with them, and fucking their friends too.


Yep. Works :D

Theo 06-06-2006 01:30 PM

Anal Hobbit, I'm reporting back my progress

I requested authorization from 30 online hot girls. 21 authorized and I msg them. Out of 21 girls, the 13 replied back. After few messages I ended up talking with 5. Already arranged 2 dates and still have possibility for the rest 3 (not extremely high though)


thanks!!

woj 06-06-2006 01:30 PM

100.......... :arcadefre

nastynun 06-06-2006 01:34 PM

You think this guy is "creepy" because he bangs 18-20 year old legal girls and he is around 30 or so? But thousands of webmasters OLD and YOUNG are pimping 18-20 year old girls on hardcore sites or sites that try to make them look like little kids...but that's ok? LOL. Those same webmasters are up on GFY everytime a new 18 year old solo girl site comes up saying "I'd hit it" "yea I bang that pussy" "can we see her ass". Wonder how old all those webmasters are ? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . Only in America! :thumbsup

Don't you think dressing a 18 year old to look like a little kid for solo sites with stuffed animals is more creepy than some college girls who are willing to get down and dirty with a 30 year old man? At least those girls act and dress their age! Do you think its more creepy to see 18 year olds in this business getting ass fucked and pissed on? Nawww of course you don't it makes people $.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
100.......... :arcadefre

Hmmm..

Bot is fucked..

Try 151

BlackCrayon 06-06-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
Well, yah, you do have a point. I was drinking at that age too, I'm really only using it as MORE evidence against him. The real issue here is he comes on here pretending to be some sort of pimp when his big "secret" is getting chicks drunk to fuck em. That's fucked up no matter what age they are. That's really what got me going...all the other stuff, though it makes sence, really isn't AS important as the simple fact.
Plus, it really doesn't help his name. He could go after the one's his age and get them drunk, that would not have stopped me from commenting, but it's the fact that he can't get pussy with out these chicks being loaded. Pimp? I think not.

no where does the hobbit ever say the girls have to be drunk to fuck. they just want a source that can get them alcohol. even still, why is it his fault if girls make bad decisions when they're drinking? what ever happened to personal responsiblity?

he does bring up a good point about the hypocracy of people speaking out against him. sure, what hes doing might be sleazy but in an industry of gangbangs and double or even triple anal, its hard to say this industry doesn't get 18 year old girls, on their birthday even, fuck them and put it on film and the internet for the world to see forever. you can't say it doesn't fuck some girls up.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 01:36 PM

Finally some of the smarter people of GFY are posting...

What took you guys so long..

Thought this place was full of stiffs and hypocrites...

nastynun 06-06-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
get 18 year old girls, on their birthday even, fuck them and put it on film and the internet for the world to see forever. you can't say it doesn't fuck some girls up.

Yea we all have seen "She just turned 18 today" and then the webmasters go "I'd hit it" "OMG I fuck that pussy" but that's ok. :)

Z 06-06-2006 01:37 PM

I thought that your "free hookers" thread was the lowest you could go, but you've proven me wrong. Congrats, you're even more worthless than I thought.

First you're ripping off working girls (that will get you killed, sooner or later) and living on bread, cokes, lies and stolen food at a trade show (definitely going to get your ass kicked), now you're siphoning gas (that's some teenager bullshit) and fucking teenagers (that will get you killed sooner or later too).

My 16 year old cousin has a profile on myspace that says she's 19. I have chastised her about it, but she has older friends and wants to fit in. I know she drinks and smokes a little weed now and then. She's probably even given up some ass to some young punk...so be it. That's what being a teenager is and it's legal and moral for a 16 year old to fuck another under 18 year old.

What isn't legal or moral is some fucktard like you preying on these children with offers of alcohol and no doubt dope, prying your way into their panties. Are they conscious? I just don't see any of these girls looking at you even moderately sober and voluntarily fucking you.

You are a predator, a vile, soulless person with no regard for earning anything. You're a fringe feeder and deserve every ounce of retribution you WILL get. One day you're going to try and pull the wrong bullshit with the wrong person and you're going to pay. I hope you come on here and show us the pictures of what they did to you too...because there's a lot of people who'd love that laugh.

twinkley 06-06-2006 01:40 PM

You "say" they are underage for drinking, but not underaged to fuck ...

(aside from the creepiness we have already established)

My question is this: how do you KNOW they are over 18? Cause they TELL you?

Now let ME give YOU a little tip ... from someone who has done this

WOMEN (especially young ones) will gladly LIE about thier age. 15 looks like 18 these days .... and someday some little girls PISSED OFF father is gonna show up at your door to kick your ass .... or worse.

Where I live, cops have the right to come knock on ANY party door and ask for ID ... and do ... here's to you getting busted for being a stupid FUCK here soon.

twinkley

twinkley 06-06-2006 01:41 PM

excellent post johnafacade

Z 06-06-2006 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinkley
excellent post johnafacade

:winkwink: @ twinkley

Oh ya...by the way dumb fuck...twinkley's a woman.

CaptainWolfy 06-06-2006 01:49 PM

cool good thing to know

Luc Lonely 06-06-2006 01:49 PM

thanks for the tips. I invivited 31 young hot babes. 19 added and reply. talked to them and have 8 of them joined my party tomorrow night at my friend's house.

cranki 06-06-2006 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastynun
You think this guy is "creepy" because he bangs 18-20 year old legal girls and he is around 30 or so? But thousands of webmasters OLD and YOUNG are pimping 18-20 year old girls on hardcore sites or sites that try to make them look like little kids...but that's ok? LOL. Those same webmasters are up on GFY everytime a new 18 year old solo girl site comes up saying "I'd hit it" "yea I bang that pussy" "can we see her ass". Wonder how old all those webmasters are ? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . Only in America! :thumbsup

Don't you think dressing a 18 year old to look like a little kid for solo sites with stuffed animals is more creepy than some college girls who are willing to get down and dirty with a 30 year old man? At least those girls act and dress their age! Do you think its more creepy to see 18 year olds in this business getting ass fucked and pissed on? Nawww of course you don't it makes people $.

this post has a point. :thumbsup

Quagmire 06-06-2006 02:24 PM

http://www.sex303.com/forumpics/wooderson1.jpg
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

SxDx 06-06-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Open a myspace account..

Add a few hotties.. Add their friends..

But make sure they are all under 21.. Should be pretty easy. This place is full of people this age.. All wanting to act hot and sexy.

Here is the tip.
Talk to them. Offer to buy them Alcohol.....

You would be amazed and shocked how many of these gals take you up on the offer..

Next thing you know, you are fucking some grade A quality ass... And partying with them, and fucking their friends too.

See you on Dateline NBC

AllStar 06-06-2006 02:32 PM

Hey Anal Hobbit!
You crack me up bro!
If that pic is actually you ...you look like an old buddy of mine Bob...lol
Always find your tips great!

SweetJeanette 06-06-2006 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnafacade
I thought that your "free hookers" thread was the lowest you could go, but you've proven me wrong. Congrats, you're even more worthless than I thought.

First you're ripping off working girls (that will get you killed, sooner or later) and living on bread, cokes, lies and stolen food at a trade show (definitely going to get your ass kicked), now you're siphoning gas (that's some teenager bullshit) and fucking teenagers (that will get you killed sooner or later too).

My 16 year old cousin has a profile on myspace that says she's 19. I have chastised her about it, but she has older friends and wants to fit in. I know she drinks and smokes a little weed now and then. She's probably even given up some ass to some young punk...so be it. That's what being a teenager is and it's legal and moral for a 16 year old to fuck another under 18 year old.

What isn't legal or moral is some fucktard like you preying on these children with offers of alcohol and no doubt dope, prying your way into their panties. Are they conscious? I just don't see any of these girls looking at you even moderately sober and voluntarily fucking you.

You are a predator, a vile, soulless person with no regard for earning anything. You're a fringe feeder and deserve every ounce of retribution you WILL get. One day you're going to try and pull the wrong bullshit with the wrong person and you're going to pay. I hope you come on here and show us the pictures of what they did to you too...because there's a lot of people who'd love that laugh.

Way to go! My point exactly! :thumbsup

PaulB IYP 06-06-2006 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire
http://www.sex303.com/forumpics/wooderson1.jpg
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

lmao...nice one:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 06-06-2006 02:44 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BigasMoe 06-06-2006 02:58 PM

Maybe I've been out of the loop too long, but "The Anal Hobbit" is what I'd call a ScummyBear because only scummy muthafuckers do the stupid shit he does and brags about on the board. I'm suprised to see that he's actually geting a small following but based on the shit he's doing. I guees I don't blame him for thinking he's the shit cause he does have people swinging on his "DirtyDick".


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