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pornguy 06-06-2006 10:20 AM

I just tilt their car on its side and dump the gass into a container.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 10:53 AM

Ok.. You fucks arent worthy of a good biz thread it appears...

No one here thinks $$ or how to make money.

No wonder you all hang here...

Im done with this shit and done with you all.

Time to start another tip. Something you guys seek. Since you dont like money.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/618402-hot-tip-ive-gotten-18-20-ass-60-days.html

how to get young ass.....

CamJack 06-06-2006 10:56 AM

There was a GREAT EPISODE of the Trailer Park Boys where they were stealing gas and running an illegal gas station in the park.

Get the DVD box set, I think it was season 2.

Anal Hobbit 06-06-2006 12:25 PM

Pretty sad when only around 1000 views comes up with how to make $$ thread by me..

Yet when I have a thread with tips on how to get free whores like Tip # 4 in my sig, it gets over 10k..

Just disturbing.

Juicy D. Links 06-06-2006 02:45 PM

lolololololololo

Doctor Dre 06-08-2006 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Why is EXACTLY right...

Older cars you can stick a tube right in and no problem...

Thats why you need a kit, and not just a hose...

So you can suck out from the newer large cars like Navigators, Expidetions, and the like.

Plus nicer cars Range Rovers, Esclades, Navigators, Hummers, BMW X5's, tend not to only have bigger tanks, but those high end cars are gold mines, becasue they tend to buy Super or Premium gas over the cheap shit..

And they always like to keep the tanks full, and tend not to notice when someone has stolen their gas.

You should research what octane level is about and what it do... you'd learn it's totally useless for 90 % of the cars.

Anal Hobbit 06-08-2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
You should research what octane level is about and what it do... you'd learn it's totally useless for 90 % of the cars.

What the fuck are you talking about??

minusonebit 06-11-2006 01:01 PM

Ah, this thread was fun.

Anal Hobbit 06-15-2006 09:54 AM

So did anyone use my tip and make any money?

Twisted Dave 06-15-2006 10:14 AM

My car has anti-syphon on it ... I tried coz I needed the gas when something went wrong on it ... I wanted to take it from one car to another ... no luck.

Anal Hobbit 06-15-2006 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration
My car has anti-syphon on it ... I tried coz I needed the gas when something went wrong on it ... I wanted to take it from one car to another ... no luck.

No such thing.... Yes a common hose and siphon will not suck gas out of most cars now days.. But the Kit, something that auto mechanics use, and what I use, is the only tool that can extract gas from ALL CARS...

Get a kit..

Its only about $300.00


And to the stupid fucks who laugh at the fact that I need a kit to siphon gas, this is why you need it.. Becasue most new cars have this protection.

Juicy D. Links 06-23-2006 09:03 PM

yo where can i get this kit??????

HAPPYPEEKERS 06-23-2006 09:27 PM

all you need is a hose and good lungs brotha lol

Juicy D. Links 09-25-2006 06:51 PM

lololololololo

biftek 09-25-2006 06:55 PM

that's small time petrol siphoning

a servo here in Australia , had 15000 litres stolen , someone knocked of a petrol tanker and siphoned the petrol out of the holding tanks at a servo

Juicy D. Links 10-22-2006 03:24 PM

classic bump

rowan 10-22-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biftek (Post 10923229)
that's small time petrol siphoning

a servo here in Australia , had 15000 litres stolen , someone knocked of a petrol tanker and siphoned the petrol out of the holding tanks at a servo

Ouch

Assuming $1.20/L wholesale and 5c margin that means they now have to sell 360,000 litres just to recoup that loss

Juicy D. Links 11-02-2006 06:09 PM

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Myst 11-02-2006 06:23 PM

is it just me or is anal hobbits style of posting is awfully like boneprones

fetishwealth 11-08-2006 09:14 AM

bump on you....

fetishwealth 11-08-2006 10:18 AM

bump on you........

_Lush_ 11-08-2006 10:42 AM

I think they call that kit a mexican creditcard

sam from montreal 12-15-2006 10:47 PM

i need to be on that thread ! Anal made my day :1orglaugh :upsidedow

Spunky 12-15-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 10082001)
Oh shit! Thats a damn good idea... I think I am gonna have to retrofit my van... this would be espically good for use on Exxon stations... they deserve to be ripped off more so than any of the others. But I wouldnt use alum pipe, I'd use flexable hose. Wouldnt want that pipe making all that noise and drawing attention... plus, hose would be faster when you wanted to pull out (pun intended) in case you needed to get moving right away. Also, what about buying and using an old U-haul truck... could probably hold several 55 gallon drums there... a take of 600 gallons at a time or so. A van could hold at most 200 gallons or so... a good take but not really enough to make it worthwhile. Also, if you had two or three pumps each with a feed hose, you could send three hoses down into the tank to fill three barrels at once, minimizing your exposure.

The hose would collapse with the suction of the pump.Aluminum is used because of the static electricity factor and is safer .I've used it in avaition transfers..jet fuel is where the money is at

minusonebit 01-05-2007 02:16 AM

This needs a big, fucking bump.

Catalyst 01-05-2007 02:37 AM

FUCK THAT.. that is too much work... learn how to take Gas from the GAS PUMPS.. with out paying for it.. it is an little known hacker trick.. you can get as much free gas from a pump as you want...

aroy3719 02-22-2007 03:16 PM

This thread is very informative. Thank you Anal.

Lars S 02-22-2007 07:27 PM

this is bul++++++

JP-pornshooter 02-23-2007 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 10054757)
Many of the cars do have unlocked gas caps.

Its quite easy.

Many modern cars have a mechanism which makes it impossible to actuall insert a hose down into the tank itself, making siphoning impossible.. i think most modern cars..

we did this back in the day in europe when the gas could be extremely expensive for a couple young lads..but no pump and shit, just use a hose and suck on it until the gasoline enters your mouth..trick is to not breathe the fumes, almost impossible..yeah, we were already drunk so it just added to the fire.

cranki 02-23-2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst (Post 11661086)
FUCK THAT.. that is too much work... learn how to take Gas from the GAS PUMPS.. with out paying for it.. it is an little known hacker trick.. you can get as much free gas from a pump as you want...

care to share?

the alchemist 02-23-2007 12:08 PM

Stealing is bad...

...besides, the government hates competition.

boneprone 05-21-2007 09:05 AM

Record All time High Gas Prices as of today.

Once again The Anal Hobbit's tips help during times of need.

This thread needs a Bump.

cess 05-21-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 10054856)
You are a fucking fool.......

You would kill someone over Gas in your car huh??

Have fun spending the rest of your life in Jail then for 30.00 in gas....

Stupid Fuck.

There's tons of people that would love to shoot someone for stealing from them. In some states they wouldn't spend one night in jail either depending on the circumstances.

Bollocks 07-06-2007 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 10051626)
I bought a kit on ebay.. It allows me to siphon gas from other cars..

Ive been using it for about a month now and saved tons of money.

Anyone else here doing it???

Im actually getting pretty good at it.

Would love to share tricks to the trade.

Your a fucking Star man :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

minusonebit 10-09-2007 12:53 AM

Bump for a classic GFY thread.

boneprone 02-21-2008 11:07 AM

Gas is so much again. This is a great one.

severe 02-21-2008 11:12 AM

try it on my car. i just got a bad tank of gas, made the gas station owner pump it all out. i figured 15 minute job. took 3 fucking hours. apparently vw's have a nice bend in the spout, and a double chamber gas tank....

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by severe (Post 13812349)
try it on my car. i just got a bad tank of gas, made the gas station owner pump it all out. i figured 15 minute job. took 3 fucking hours. apparently vw's have a nice bend in the spout, and a double chamber gas tank....


Yep.. The new siphons adapt for that.

IT makes me smile knowing I have a better siphion unit that the gas station!

But I guess the gas stations dont normally siphion gas out of cars, they put gas in.


With that said they can put gas back in the car faster than I. It takes me about 30 minutes to fill a car for a customer who buys my gas.

severe 02-22-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13817571)
Yep.. The new siphons adapt for that.

IT makes me smile knowing I have a better siphion unit that the gas station!

But I guess the gas stations dont normally siphion gas out of cars, they put gas in.


With that said they can put gas back in the car faster than I. It takes me about 30 minutes to fill a car for a customer who buys my gas.

a mechanic was working on it gas station just paid for it. it took about 30 mins to get the hose in past the bend in the spout but we had to remove the fuel pump from below the back seat to get to the secondary collection chamber.

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by severe (Post 13817976)
a mechanic was working on it gas station just paid for it. it took about 30 mins to get the hose in past the bend in the spout but we had to remove the fuel pump from below the back seat to get to the secondary collection chamber.

Yep. With the new pump it is flexable and and skinny enough to make it thriugh without having to do all that.

Taking off the fuel filter is not correct and wasnt needed. The filter is for the outtake from the tank to the chamber. It doesnt cross paths with fuel going in or being suctioned out.

Your mechanic must have been some Mexican guy with a wrench.

Ive sucked out of many VW's with no issues at all.


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