Jesus doesn't approve of this.
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yo stealing gas is petty small time shit... the mad bling is in robbin gas stations

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:1orglaugh great tip :thumbsup

I have locking gas caps on all of my vechiles. And if I see you anywhere near my gas tank, I'll be sure to light a match and toss it in your direction to help you see. :)

And on that line of thought, if any of you DO have large quantities of gasoline for sale in black market manner, I am game so hit me up. So if any of you have stolen a tanker and dont know what to do with it...

Exactly.........

And committed a pretty big crime.. Not to mention grand thieft auto.....

You do major time for that shit kid.

the shits for real, many people have already been seriously injured or killed stealing gas from their work trucks, etc

Last I heard a dude was killed drilling holes into their mail trucks gas tank,
which they place a rubber plug to drain easy every time they need gas..

The dude drilled a hole and sparked and kinda blew up

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hey anal how much gas did you get las night? how many cars did you hit?

I was merely correcting your previous statement that "no one
is reprogramming gas pumps"... that's all. I never suggested that you try it.


Knock yourself out.

Don't be phoning me to bail you out when you're locked in a holding cell with bubba the bumblaster though. :D

carefully.....


Mr. Romance

Not sure I would want a mixture of everyone's shitty gas in my tank:upsidedow

who the fuck do you sell it to

Nah it was cool the driver was laughing about the situation after he got canned :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this seems to be a thread for absolutely successfull webmasters :-)

I heart Anal Hobbit's threads.

When gas prices go up to 4.00 per gallon, think again..

Besides, what are you scared of??? Gas tank STD's???

PEOPLE.......

Im trying to make a deal with local fleets here in the area..

There a a bunch of biz owners with fleets of vehicles that would be intrested.

Thats where the big money is.

Speak American ya Soviet Fuck.

Ironic......

I bought a locking gas cap for my cars today.

100........

101........

This one time I tried to siphon gas from this one guy named Tony. He beat me until my eyes bled. It was a very traumatic time for me. Thanks for making me relive my shitty life.

I heard the Anal Hobbit has been banned from GFY.

Nope.. Still here.

Typical GFY..

No appreciation or thanks......

Im sure some of you are making some good coin on my tips and i get nothing.

Unreal..

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I bought a pump siphon recently to try and do pretty much the same thing that you are doing... The problem is I can't make it work. I followed all the instructions and even tried it on my roommates car and for some reason it works on his but no one elses. I have tried almost twenty vehicles. Sometimes it seems like the hose isn't even reaching the gas tank because the end isn't even wet. I don't understand if cars have protection and is routing the hose elsewhere or what is going on... I even tried it on a couple huge semi trucks with totally full tanks of gas. I am pumping it correctly and I am keeping my thumb over the end while pumping, and I am keeping the recieving end lower then the end that I am trying to pump from...I don't know, I made it work with a couple of glasses of water but I can't explain the rest...

Answers perhaps?

Um.. I dunno where you live, but a lot of the gas stations around here have survalence cameras. Mainly for all those people who fill up and drive off. But I would think those same cameras would be running at night to get your license plate.

:2 cents:

this is bullshit

Wow andre, you never heard of this?

I remember doing this to a friends car, for fun :)

Oh shit! Thats a damn good idea... I think I am gonna have to retrofit my van... this would be espically good for use on Exxon stations... they deserve to be ripped off more so than any of the others. But I wouldnt use alum pipe, I'd use flexable hose. Wouldnt want that pipe making all that noise and drawing attention... plus, hose would be faster when you wanted to pull out (pun intended) in case you needed to get moving right away. Also, what about buying and using an old U-haul truck... could probably hold several 55 gallon drums there... a take of 600 gallons at a time or so. A van could hold at most 200 gallons or so... a good take but not really enough to make it worthwhile. Also, if you had two or three pumps each with a feed hose, you could send three hoses down into the tank to fill three barrels at once, minimizing your exposure.

Me, for one.

If the Anal Hobbit actually did any of this shit he claims works so well.....i am sure we will one day soon be clicking on a link to his obituary.....risky business man.....stealing fuel, rippin of hookers etc...

nice anal hobbit thread

Use a hose and a mint - take the mint after though

look for older cars. VW, and Oldsmobile we used to target a lot. but pretty much anything older doesnt have the screen in the in hole that blocks you from getting your hose all the way down to the gas. plus the older cars have HUGE gas tanks.

best bet is to find a few cars on your regular gas theft route that you can get your kit to work on, and just hit them up on a regular basis.

Big Tip: If you live in Atlanta, I think you can go straight to the nation's main distribution pipeline. Go searching around the rail yard on the west side.

Why is EXACTLY right...

Older cars you can stick a tube right in and no problem...

Thats why you need a kit, and not just a hose...

So you can suck out from the newer large cars like Navigators, Expidetions, and the like.

Plus nicer cars Range Rovers, Esclades, Navigators, Hummers, BMW X5's, tend not to only have bigger tanks, but those high end cars are gold mines, becasue they tend to buy Super or Premium gas over the cheap shit..

And they always like to keep the tanks full, and tend not to notice when someone has stolen their gas.

They did a thing on the news here today in Portland about gas robbers..

And the big biz it is..

Ironic.

Maybe I should send them this url?