I would shoot myself if I had macgyver in my sig

Ask mommy for a raise in your allowance instead, you fuckin' thieving little douchebag.

(although I suspect your siphoning story is all Walter Mitty)

LOL.... in europe most cars have locking gas flaps so people cant steal like the honest and just Anal Hobbit.

Do most new cars in the states have this or can you easily open or break open the gas flaps to steal gas?

Many of the cars do have unlocked gas caps.

Its quite easy.

I would blow your fucking brains out

You think? :winkwink:

It's GFY - The board with the biggest pile of meaningless posts - all from experienced professional webmasters of course.....
































plus all the world's trash that drifts in. :thumbsup

I can program the pumps to go appear offline and turn the price to a cent a gallon within 30 seconds,but that would be illegal ;) Also non 24 hour stations would be the best for the syphon trick ..

You are a fucking fool.......

You would kill someone over Gas in your car huh??

Have fun spending the rest of your life in Jail then for 30.00 in gas....

Stupid Fuck.

YOu are a fuckign nut......

Blah blah blah.

Lets get realistic here.

No one is gunna cut a whole in their van.. What do you think this is?? The A-TEAM??

And no one is gunna go "re-program" a gas pump.
JESUS.....


The task is simple.

Get a siphion pump, and pull up to a car and suck the shit out.

Simple as that.

You guys are fucking tools..

Talking out of your ass......

This is a fool proof plan here. It works and its been proven to work.

And with gas prices as high as they are, this is a VERY PROFITABLE and PROVEN way to make some great cash on the weekends for many of you.

For most you GFYERS you could make more in one weekend than many of you make in a month.

50 Thieves

I knew someone who liked to huff gas. Pretty sure that's not the best thing for you. :Oh crap

Are you fucking stupid or what??

No one is huffing anything.

No one is sucking anything..

Its all done with a pump.

Jesus H Christ.. How stupid are you Gfyers............

Unreal.

I was suggesting a alternative,I wasn't suggesting people programming pumps lol..I doubt 50 % of people here can do html

Leave the suggestions to the Pros...

I make mad cash doing this, I know what im doing.

Im thinking of increasing the demand by posting on craigslist..

To sell my gas to more people at a faster rate..

Im not sure if I will risk getting busted or not. I doubt it. I mean if hookers-whores can post there offering sex and not get busted, I can sell gas I think..

They cant prove my gas is stolen.

I don't know what is funnier, that you are doing it, or that you had to buy a kit... LMAO.

Why is that funny??

How much money to you make in a weekend pretty boy??

It's funny cuz unless you are a fucking chick or your daddy ran off, you learn how to syphon gas at about the age of 11, and don't need a fucking "Kit" to do it.

Wrong.

It was on the news just last week, a string of incidents in the US of people instantly reprogramming gas station pumps and making off with like $70-$90 worth of gas for $5 or so. There have been some arrests.


Me, I won't kill anyone I catch fucking with my vehicle or it's gas tank, but I WILL take a fucking lead pipe to them and put them out of commision while I call the cops to come haul them way for general scumbaggery. :D

Well im no kid.

Im a pro.. And this is how the pros do it kid.......

I dont go and siphon the shit with my mouth like some 11 year old N1GGER kid...

I use the proper tools, and make this a biz.. A very profitable one at that.

This isnt you and your dad having fun going and taking the neighbors gas.

This is a several thousand dollar profit per week setup.

Not some kids having fun.

Got it??

Kid...

This isnt Alias...... Im not gunna go learn to reprogram some gas station pump and have some coporation and the cops come after me...

Its a lot easier to go to the local SUV gas tank, open up the cap and suck out 20 gallons at a time.. For free with no paper trail.

I made a craigslist posting on selling discounted gas a few hours back.

I already have 3 customers... Making deliverys tomorrow.

A little feisty this evening AH?

** It was a true story, though only losely related to your original post.

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one of them is a local cop who is going to beat you before he arrests you

You may not be a kid, but you sure are an idiot... who the fuck sucks on the hose? Stupid ass. You fill the hose up with Gas, put your fucking thumb over the end, stick the hose in the tank, hold the hose lower than the tank, remove your thumb... fucking idiot, go suck on a hose... LMAO

I was stealing 150 gallons a diesel a night from logging trucks when I was 14. Let me know what you when you get past this beginner shit, and I'll teach you where the real money is.

I know you are a troll. But does this happen in the US for real? How do they get away with it? I mean, they have to attach some pipe to the 'victims' car? How can do that?

Here all fuel openings are locked on cars for example...So you have to damage the car?

Insane

Just got back from a delivery..... Sold 363.00 worth of gas just now to a shop.

This is getting easier and easier..

Going to make another run tonight to refuel product.

Whatever..

I use equipment.

I know the biz and what im doing.,

If you are so smart, why dont you move along and find other places to hang or other things to do.

Stop hanging with the trolls as you call them, and go dance the streets like a good lil dutch boy down the path of dikes and windmills in your wooden shoes.

GFY was built by people like me, bow to the power or move along.

This is a Buzziness thread.

Cops have better things to do, than to look for people posting on Craigslist selling a few barrels of gas.

Only difference being - Walter Mitty had imagination.

Stick to your bondage perversions........ Fucking pervert.....

Ill stick to making money, and sharing my tips with people who like to make and save money.

I love it anal hobbit is funny as hell!
 

I don't support any of the ideas anal hobbit has. Its just not the right way to be, but he is very funny and it's great stuff... super entertaining! But, above all that, the joke is on you guys! He is just being a smart ass and being sarcastic making up off the wall stories to get your reactions! This guy isn't running around stealing gas all night... hahahahahaha He is posting on here and making you JUMP when he TELLS you 2!

Anal Hobbit i have a chevy blazer s10 i need 25 gallons please

http://www.dapig.com/carlymoore/gfy/boat7.jpg
this uses 13 gallons an hr maybe i should run with anal hobbit

No it is not. BP4L is so 2000.....

Haha, I love anal hobbit threads.

Yo I used to work at a gas station and the tanker truck came in for a refill right and I was like "hey bro we work in the same industry, can I take it for a joy ride? I never rode a 18 speed" and it took awhile but he was like "ok yea but only around the block" and then I drove the truck to my house and unloaded the gas into a bunch of plastic bags and drove the truck back to the station and peeled out of there before the dude found out. I totally saved thousands by doing that!

I can totally one up Anal_Habit

What you do is find a tanker truck at a gas station, it doesnt matter if its refilling or not cuz gas aint flammable until like 140 degrees so just bust in and steal the truck then take it to a chop shop and have them take the gas logo off and put one for like a milk company. You just made huge profits!

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