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BigB · 06-02-2006, 06:05 AM

I bet Cory does not even sweat at the gym....

Big B

Muffin · 06-02-2006, 07:05 AM

Beautifully written, totally captivating.....but wow!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ellisa

Cory that is hilarious! I would like to add a character to your list if I could.

Perhaps they are not a new character altogether but a sub-culture of your washroom nudists.

These are the erotic exhibitionists. It really happens.

My friend Katie and I were in a steam after working out all day. I guess we were being a bit chatty. There was another woman in there with us. When we started talking she started to sigh... I thought it was like an exasperated sigh because we were talking too much.

The thought of her being mad about us chatting made me & Kate giggle. This made the lady sigh more.

Before I could tell what she was trying to communicate to us the steam machine clouded up the room again & I couldn't see anything past my nose.

Then i heard a noise which could have been a wet sounding rubber duck... but less squeaky.

Nope that wasn't it... it sounded like it was a plunger sunctioning in and out, & in and out of something moist?

All of a sudden the steam started to dissipate and I was able to reconcile the noise I was hearing with a visual.

The lady, who I thought we disturbed, had in fact been turned on by it!

When I got a clear view she was hammering her fingers so far into her pussy her eyes were shut and she had no idea Katie and I were staring at her. Or maybe she did... So we ran out of the steam room naked, with our towels stuffed in our mouths to prevent us from cracking up (that in itself was weird).

When we got out of the steam room we took showers before we headed out to a party. When I opened my shower curtain to get out I found that same lady was standing there in the shower stall across from me; Fully naked, with the curtain wide open! She was taking her shower, her body turned to face me, lathering her body slowly with soap and staring at me.

I stopped at the front desk to comment on what had happened and to express my concern that the steam room be fully disinfected.

To my shock and horror the girl tells me that this happens all the time. That I had only just missed someone being sent to clean up jizz from the tanning booths.

I am sure this experience did however make my transition from mainstream to adult a lot easier LOL But definitly add the Masturbating Marauders to your list!

Kevsh · 06-02-2006, 07:17 AM

The big problem at my gym is the owner is a cheap bastard. He took out one of the water coolers to save a few bucks, but worse, when a machine breaks down it's out of commission for months.

I'm sure he gets one of his Italian garage mechanics to come by to fix them, and of course, unless it's got a hood on it he's clueless.

The obvious answer would be to go somewhere else, but of course i'm locked in for the year and yes, it's quite a bit cheaper than some others - you get what you pay for!

(One other pet peeve is the sales people who always tell you you're getting a "time-limited deal" or "we'll give you a discount since you're ______" when the membership price is ALWAYS the same. It's so obvious and yet they say it with a straight face!)

MikeB · 06-02-2006, 07:52 AM

My wife and I have been hitting the gym. She thought the puddles on the ground were from people spilling their water. After a half hour on the bikes next to each other, she saw two puddles of sweat below my bike and she instantly realized that this hasn't been water she's been seeing.

Another pet peeve - how about people that don't wipe down the machines of their sweat when they are done? It's one thing to sweat and it lands on the floor, but what about all the sweat and grime people leave on the handles, buttons and displays?

Mike B

Verbal · 06-02-2006, 08:04 AM

Great read

My worst pet peeve is the fat chick on one of those reclined cycle machines going .3 miles per hour speaking loudly on the phone to a friend.

The same girl probably bitches that she works out 4 times a week and just CAN'T seem to loose any weight ... must be genetics.

QualityMpegs · 06-02-2006, 08:11 AM

I have access to a very very nice college gym, so luckily there are hardly any of those problems...no huge fuckers and only hot hot girls. Gotta get there early though for parking and to have the place empty.

Nylz · 06-02-2006, 08:12 AM

What about the kiddies who come in, train their biceps and triceps for like, 20 minutes, look in the mirror, flexing their 'muscles' looking all cool, and then decide it's enough for the day... And when you see them the next day, they'll do exactly the same.. lol

Drake · 06-02-2006, 08:14 AM

Yeah what about the people with B.O.

Sheesh, take a shower before working out as well as after. Nobody wants to smell you.

Tom_PM · 06-02-2006, 08:15 AM

Thats a funny list

I use my own shower, deal with my own sweat, look at myself nude, grunt in private and look at milfs online, hehe

Nylz · 06-02-2006, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ellisa

The lady, who I thought we disturbed, had in fact been turned on by it!

When I got a clear view she was hammering her fingers so far into her pussy her eyes were shut and she had no idea Katie and I were staring at her.

When we got out of the steam room we took showers before we headed out to a party. When I opened my shower curtain to get out I found that same lady was standing there in the shower stall across from me; Fully naked, with the curtain wide open! She was taking her shower, her body turned to face me, lathering her body slowly with soap and staring at me.

That's hot...

Drake · 06-02-2006, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ellisa

Cory that is hilarious! I would like to add a character to your list if I could.

Perhaps they are not a new character altogether but a sub-culture of your washroom nudists.

These are the erotic exhibitionists. It really happens.

My friend Katie and I were in a steam after working out all day. I guess we were being a bit chatty. There was another woman in there with us. When we started talking she started to sigh... I thought it was like an exasperated sigh because we were talking too much.

The thought of her being mad about us chatting made me & Kate giggle. This made the lady sigh more.

Before I could tell what she was trying to communicate to us the steam machine clouded up the room again & I couldn't see anything past my nose.

Then i heard a noise which could have been a wet sounding rubber duck... but less squeaky.

Nope that wasn't it... it sounded like it was a plunger sunctioning in and out, & in and out of something moist?

All of a sudden the steam started to dissipate and I was able to reconcile the noise I was hearing with a visual.

The lady, who I thought we disturbed, had in fact been turned on by it!

When I got a clear view she was hammering her fingers so far into her pussy her eyes were shut and she had no idea Katie and I were staring at her. Or maybe she did... So we ran out of the steam room naked, with our towels stuffed in our mouths to prevent us from cracking up (that in itself was weird).

When we got out of the steam room we took showers before we headed out to a party. When I opened my shower curtain to get out I found that same lady was standing there in the shower stall across from me; Fully naked, with the curtain wide open! She was taking her shower, her body turned to face me, lathering her body slowly with soap and staring at me.

I stopped at the front desk to comment on what had happened and to express my concern that the steam room be fully disinfected.

To my shock and horror the girl tells me that this happens all the time. That I had only just missed someone being sent to clean up jizz from the tanning booths.

I am sure this experience did however make my transition from mainstream to adult a lot easier LOL But definitly add the Masturbating Marauders to your list!

This is real reality porn, wow

MikeB · 06-02-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ellisa

Cory that is hilarious! I would like to add a character to your list if I could.

Perhaps they are not a new character altogether but a sub-culture of your washroom nudists.

These are the erotic exhibitionists. It really happens.

My friend Katie and I were in a steam after working out all day. I guess we were being a bit chatty. There was another woman in there with us. When we started talking she started to sigh... I thought it was like an exasperated sigh because we were talking too much.

The thought of her being mad about us chatting made me & Kate giggle. This made the lady sigh more.

Before I could tell what she was trying to communicate to us the steam machine clouded up the room again & I couldn't see anything past my nose.

Then i heard a noise which could have been a wet sounding rubber duck... but less squeaky.

Nope that wasn't it... it sounded like it was a plunger sunctioning in and out, & in and out of something moist?

All of a sudden the steam started to dissipate and I was able to reconcile the noise I was hearing with a visual.

The lady, who I thought we disturbed, had in fact been turned on by it!

When I got a clear view she was hammering her fingers so far into her pussy her eyes were shut and she had no idea Katie and I were staring at her. Or maybe she did... So we ran out of the steam room naked, with our towels stuffed in our mouths to prevent us from cracking up (that in itself was weird).

When we got out of the steam room we took showers before we headed out to a party. When I opened my shower curtain to get out I found that same lady was standing there in the shower stall across from me; Fully naked, with the curtain wide open! She was taking her shower, her body turned to face me, lathering her body slowly with soap and staring at me.

I stopped at the front desk to comment on what had happened and to express my concern that the steam room be fully disinfected.

To my shock and horror the girl tells me that this happens all the time. That I had only just missed someone being sent to clean up jizz from the tanning booths.

I am sure this experience did however make my transition from mainstream to adult a lot easier LOL But definitly add the Masturbating Marauders to your list!

Ellisa,

You've just changed my perception of the gym.

Mike B

Anthony · 06-02-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigB

I bet Cory does not even sweat at the gym....

Big B

Cory doesn't sweat, he perspires.

Cory W · 06-02-2006, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ellisa

Cory that is hilarious! I would like to add a character to your list if I could.

Perhaps they are not a new character altogether but a sub-culture of your washroom nudists.

These are the erotic exhibitionists. It really happens.

My friend Katie and I were in a steam after working out all day. I guess we were being a bit chatty. There was another woman in there with us. When we started talking she started to sigh... I thought it was like an exasperated sigh because we were talking too much.

The thought of her being mad about us chatting made me & Kate giggle. This made the lady sigh more.

Before I could tell what she was trying to communicate to us the steam machine clouded up the room again & I couldn't see anything past my nose.

Then i heard a noise which could have been a wet sounding rubber duck... but less squeaky.

Nope that wasn't it... it sounded like it was a plunger sunctioning in and out, & in and out of something moist?

All of a sudden the steam started to dissipate and I was able to reconcile the noise I was hearing with a visual.

The lady, who I thought we disturbed, had in fact been turned on by it!

When I got a clear view she was hammering her fingers so far into her pussy her eyes were shut and she had no idea Katie and I were staring at her. Or maybe she did... So we ran out of the steam room naked, with our towels stuffed in our mouths to prevent us from cracking up (that in itself was weird).

When we got out of the steam room we took showers before we headed out to a party. When I opened my shower curtain to get out I found that same lady was standing there in the shower stall across from me; Fully naked, with the curtain wide open! She was taking her shower, her body turned to face me, lathering her body slowly with soap and staring at me.

I stopped at the front desk to comment on what had happened and to express my concern that the steam room be fully disinfected.

To my shock and horror the girl tells me that this happens all the time. That I had only just missed someone being sent to clean up jizz from the tanning booths.

I am sure this experience did however make my transition from mainstream to adult a lot easier LOL But definitly add the Masturbating Marauders to your list!

Holy shit I just bought a domain!!!

Cory W · 06-02-2006, 12:18 PM

Raven, I am the same as you, a control freak (to some degree). If I got a trainer (which I considered) I would need a total ass hole. Otherwise, I would run the show.

Verbal, you see them on the phone, you see them doing make up...etc....I mean, do they seriously think they are loosing weight?

I know, I know, taking a brisk walk burs calories...but lets get real, you need to go hard, you need to feel it.

Cory W · 06-02-2006, 12:20 PM

Anthony and BigB, I try to avoid sweat.

haha

Totally kidding, ironically, I am a sweater. I sweat after my first set usually. I have never understood people that "workout" and never break a sweat.

sweetME · 06-02-2006, 12:40 PM

Good writting skills

Princess Ellisa · 06-02-2006, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

This is real reality porn, wow

LOL at the party we went to after no one believed it was real!!! They thought we were making up a good story to get the guys hot and heavy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeB

Ellisa,

You've just changed my perception of the gym.

Mike B

Always happy to help Mike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smut Giant

interesting...

sounds hot in theory, but i can't imagine any hot chicks doing that...

pics?

I do hate to ruin the illusion but I would be lying if I said the lady was a lipstick lesbo... her g/f was slightly better looking as we saw them leave together but this lady was not!!!

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Originally Posted by Nylz

That's hot...

LoL thanks Paris ;)

Raven · 06-02-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Anthony and BigB, I try to avoid sweat.

haha

Totally kidding, ironically, I am a sweater. I sweat after my first set usually. I have never understood people that "workout" and never break a sweat.

Cory. While he's not an asshole, he takes no shit from me. I've seen how the assholes train people. Their casual cruelty is counter productive. After all, we both have the same goals; but, anyone who trains me has to see past the bullshit, the drama and the manipulation. I would not deal well with an asshole who uses negative reinforcement. My best example is how he taught me to eat before a session. The first time, he refused to train me. The second time it happened, he trained me anyway, to the point where I almost passed out. The third time, I threw up. I learned to eat the hard way. He's good at gauging my effort; all he has to say is: 'Are you quitting?' Since I'm Russian, Redheaded, AND from the East Coast, his Norwegian calm works well with my personality. Nothing ruffles him. The important part is he is the trainer. My success depends on cooperation. Otherwise, what's the point?

As to sweating, I have a deal with him. If I should die while training, he is to wipe the sweat off of me.

DatingGold · 06-02-2006, 12:55 PM

I think you just wrote the bible on Gym ethics..

Cory W · 06-02-2006, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

As to sweating, I have a deal with him. If I should die while training, he is to wipe the sweat off of me.

hahaha

Well, you looked great the last time I saw you, so whatever you are doing is working.

Thanks for the email, I am going to check that out a bit later.

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06-02-2006, 08:12 AM	#57
Nylz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 8,285	What about the kiddies who come in, train their biceps and triceps for like, 20 minutes, look in the mirror, flexing their 'muscles' looking all cool, and then decide it's enough for the day... And when you see them the next day, they'll do exactly the same.. lol __________________ No sig.

06-02-2006, 08:15 AM	#59
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Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Raven, I am the same as you, a control freak (to some degree). If I got a trainer (which I considered) I would need a total ass hole. Otherwise, I would run the show. Verbal, you see them on the phone, you see them doing make up...etc....I mean, do they seriously think they are loosing weight? I know, I know, taking a brisk walk burs calories...but lets get real, you need to go hard, you need to feel it. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

06-02-2006, 07:17 AM	#53
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	The big problem at my gym is the owner is a cheap bastard. He took out one of the water coolers to save a few bucks, but worse, when a machine breaks down it's out of commission for months. I'm sure he gets one of his Italian garage mechanics to come by to fix them, and of course, unless it's got a hood on it he's clueless. The obvious answer would be to go somewhere else, but of course i'm locked in for the year and yes, it's quite a bit cheaper than some others - you get what you pay for! (One other pet peeve is the sales people who always tell you you're getting a "time-limited deal" or "we'll give you a discount since you're ______" when the membership price is ALWAYS the same. It's so obvious and yet they say it with a straight face!)

06-02-2006, 07:52 AM	#54
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	My wife and I have been hitting the gym. She thought the puddles on the ground were from people spilling their water. After a half hour on the bikes next to each other, she saw two puddles of sweat below my bike and she instantly realized that this hasn't been water she's been seeing. Another pet peeve - how about people that don't wipe down the machines of their sweat when they are done? It's one thing to sweat and it lands on the floor, but what about all the sweat and grime people leave on the handles, buttons and displays? Mike B

06-02-2006, 08:04 AM	#55
Verbal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,420	Great read My worst pet peeve is the fat chick on one of those reclined cycle machines going .3 miles per hour speaking loudly on the phone to a friend. The same girl probably bitches that she works out 4 times a week and just CAN'T seem to loose any weight ... must be genetics.

06-02-2006, 08:14 AM	#58
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Yeah what about the people with B.O. Sheesh, take a shower before working out as well as after. Nobody wants to smell you.

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Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Anthony and BigB, I try to avoid sweat. haha Totally kidding, ironically, I am a sweater. I sweat after my first set usually. I have never understood people that "workout" and never break a sweat. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

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