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Old 05-31-2006, 06:14 PM   #1
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Do you masturbate at your desk?

We're all in porn, right. So, there's no shock value in the presumption that we all do it. I am also going to assume that most of us have the privacy of either an office or just a "room where you work" that has a door on it. So, is your work computer also your preferred Masturbation Station? Or do you have a dedicated machine for the purpose? Or maybe you forego the 'puter altogether and go the DVD/TV route?



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Old 05-31-2006, 06:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:17 PM   #3
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:18 PM   #4
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:19 PM   #5
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:19 PM   #6
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Now thats a picture i would love to see lol
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:20 PM   #7
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LOL.. only if you can find that webcam option.
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:21 PM   #8
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:25 PM   #9
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Now thats a picture i would love to see lol

Looks sorta like this...

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Old 05-31-2006, 06:25 PM   #10
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Done! now tell me next time
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:25 PM   #11
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:25 PM   #12
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:26 PM   #13
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wow, very hot.
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:29 PM   #14
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:29 PM   #15
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:30 PM   #16
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:30 PM   #17
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:30 PM   #18
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Royce Gracie vs Matt Hughes, eho got the video? youtube removed it

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Old 05-31-2006, 06:30 PM   #19
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:32 PM   #20
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:37 PM   #21
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:42 PM   #22
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sometimes.

Like maybe even right now.



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Old 05-31-2006, 06:53 PM   #23
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:11 PM   #24
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:13 PM   #25
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:16 PM   #26
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:19 PM   #27
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:22 PM   #28
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Old 05-31-2006, 08:16 PM   #29
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the benefit of having a shower in the office

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Old 05-31-2006, 08:21 PM   #32
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Old 05-31-2006, 08:21 PM   #33
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Old 05-31-2006, 08:55 PM   #34
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Well, Loryn didn't seem to mind, but Lensman seems to frown upon my doing that at my desk.
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