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RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 03:10 PM

does penis enlargement work??

boldy · 05-23-2002, 03:11 PM

Like we give a fuck ? or so u have a 2" one...

Juicy D. Links · 05-23-2002, 03:12 PM

Yes i tried it because my 8 inch cock was not enough to satisfy my lovers.
After using it i grew to a whopping 12 inch throber.

Keev · 05-23-2002, 04:02 PM

Juicy links you must be measuring with the Penisruler again!

RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by boldy

Like we give a fuck ? or so u have a 2" one...

negro please...

NzDesignz · 05-23-2002, 04:10 PM

Try it then you will find out !

RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 04:11 PM

naah i doubt it works

money4all · 05-23-2002, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by RollyWong316
does penis enlargement work??

Work what? its result or its convertion?

DPlayMax · 05-23-2002, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RollyWong316
does penis enlargement work??

it does if you use the rubberbands that come along with the packaging to strech the little bugger out

RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 04:11 PM

i started this topic as a joke... i dont got no small dick..

missnglnk · 05-23-2002, 04:14 PM

C'mon admit it, you got sucked into giving someone 1-3 cents by clicking on the penis enlargement link....

FlyingIguana · 05-23-2002, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by RollyWong316
i started this topic as a joke... i dont got no small dick..

thats what they all say.

FATPad · 05-23-2002, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RollyWong316
i started this topic as a joke... i dont got no small dick..

Double negative.

I don't got no small dick = I got a small dick.

I hope you got a 10" tongue...

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-23-2002, 04:32 PM

Just pull on that little fucker 10 times a day.

REPEAT
REPEAT
REPEAT

smithy · 05-23-2002, 04:35 PM

As long as YOU cum....who gives a fuck if she enjoys it

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NetRodent · 05-23-2002, 04:40 PM

The best penis enlargment program by far

snarfs · 05-23-2002, 08:41 PM

Nahh it's all a sham.

Nina · 05-23-2002, 09:42 PM

first of all, this site is awesome...

http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/

if you click on "little penis contest", they did a test of an enlargement program... funny stuff!

FlyingIguana · 05-23-2002, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Nina
first of all, this site is awesome...

http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/

if you click on "little penis contest", they did a test of an enlargement program... funny stuff!

damn, i got more width then each of those guys had length rofl

thats just sad

playa · 05-23-2002, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
first of all, this site is awesome...

http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/

if you click on "little penis contest", they did a test of an enlargement program... funny stuff!

damn how the fuck can he piss without peeing on his pants,,
thats a small dick

poolie · 05-23-2002, 11:53 PM

omg that must be a fake...

Turboface · 05-24-2002, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by playa

damn how the fuck can he piss without peeing on his pants,,
thats a small dick

OMG - I think I just may have been inspired to come up with a niche that would really go over big - Penis Reduction! (a little bit ironic - don't ya think?)

It would be a simple concept - Just have different tips on how to decrease the size of your penis - like jumping into a super cold shower, public nudity for the bashfull, ice cubes on the balls, and maybe even some video content of Rosie O'Donnell naked!

What do ya think? I think I may be onto something here?

FlyingIguana · 05-24-2002, 12:06 AM

who the hell would want a smaller dick?

Turboface · 05-24-2002, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
who the hell would want a smaller dick?

There are reasons.

For instance, if someone was hurting their partners?

Like I said this is a niche - so a vast majority of people won't even care about this.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 05-24-2002, 01:13 AM

I once bought some cream that promised that if I applied it to my dick ... It would "dramatically increase both my length and girth" !

I put some on my hand, and now my fingers are 8" long and 3" thick !!!

Turboface · 05-24-2002, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
I once bought some cream that promised that if I applied it to my dick ... It would "dramatically increase both my length and girth" !

I put some on my hand, and now my fingers are 8" long and 3" thick !!!

Ah, ha!

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
who the hell would want a smaller dick?

There's someone that would be interested in my new niche!

Penis Reduction Cream that has multiple uses.

playa · 05-24-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface

There are reasons.

For instance, if someone was hurting their partners?

Like I said this is a niche - so a vast majority of people won't even care about this.

ah this is bad? just use some ky jelly

hdcrltr1 · 05-24-2002, 10:59 AM

New to the scene of penile enlargement are natural supplements that supposedly cause growth of your member. One, Longitude I beleive it is called, is constantly advertised on the E Channel during Howard Stern, and another is endorsed by Ron Jeremy during a late night informercial.

Besides the fact that such supplements are completely worthless, the marketing of these products is completely degrading. Longitude is endorsed by Amy Lynn, a former Penthouse Pet, who states something along the lines of "looks, mucles, and money matter but women really want a bigger man." Basically, even if you're a 10, have a body like Schwarzenegger, and are loaded, if you've got a small cock you're fucked. Now with a decent sized mule, this doesn't bother me. But imagine if the shoe were on the other foot.

Fabio endorses Canssobig, a product designed to increase the breast size of women. "Ladies, looks, a good body, and money matter but if you have small tits, wake up and smell the coffee." These products exist as well (and are also completely worthless, I have a degree in food science and dietetics) but are marketed towards women in an entirely different (and classy) manner.

Me, I just feed it snapper occassionally and it seems to grow just fine.

playa · 05-24-2002, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

damn how the fuck can he piss without peeing on his pants,,
thats a small dick

damn the tape measure says 2 inches,,, WTF is he measuring from the balls first? i see only 1/2"

Cheshire · 05-24-2002, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by hdcrltr1
Me, I just feed it snapper occassionally and it seems to grow just fine.

Your fish smells like Brett's pussy...

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-24-2002, 11:22 AM

Hi, I been using nothing but sex to enlarge my penis. That's right folks! Only sex. Ever find yourself looking at yourself, well that's another problem and you got issues. But if you got a small penis here is the secret to enlarge. The first step is to find some pussy. Prefferably, a nice and tight one. Insert your penis into the vagina and begin ejackulation. Make sure you penetrate as much pussy as possible. Yes, it's that simple. You may wanna try different types of vagina. Remember safety first.

Note: Some vagina may cause sideaffects, diseases, and limp biscit.

Working on another program called pimpin'. How to get more pussy and revenue at the same time.

MaxDent · 05-24-2002, 11:24 AM

Looks like the guy in the pic needs an implant rather than a pump. I don't know what is more disturbing, the pic itself or the fact that it has been posted multiple times in this forum.

I think those programs prey more on men's insecurities rather than really working. Maybe they should be working on a Vagina narrower....just a thought.

money4all · 05-24-2002, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by playa

I think this penis belong to someone in this forum... Who is he???

hdcrltr1 · 05-24-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Your fish smells like Brett's pussy...

Uh, that would be Brent, as Brett's pussy now resides in LA. Man I miss Brett's mangina, banging Brent is like throwing a marble down a hallway. It just careens off the side of the walls.

And believe me, ever since I shaved that rain forest of pubes, my mule looks a lot bigger than it does in those pictures.

Cheshire · 05-24-2002, 12:30 PM

Yer sick...

And I ment Bre*tt*, I would never slam Bre*nt* like that ~ he can do better than you.

kmanrox · 05-24-2002, 12:31 PM

GO LAKERS!!!

BEAT SAC!!!

Beastiepoo · 05-24-2002, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by RollyWong316

negro please...

Who the fuck do you think you are? Samuel L Jackson?????

Kat - Fast · 05-24-2002, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RollyWong316
does penis enlargement work??

It only works about half as well as hair growing stuff - I like hair growing stuff

Cheshire · 05-24-2002, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
GO LAKERS!!!

BEAT SAC!!!

You want to Lakers to beat your sack? Hmmm....

foe · 05-24-2002, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

Double negative.

I don't got no small dick = I got a small dick.

I hope you got a 10" tongue...

LOL

Jimbo · 05-24-2002, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

Double negative.

I don't got no small dick = I got a small dick.

I hope you got a 10" tongue...

You should be a programmer

clickpimp · 05-24-2002, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
who the hell would want a smaller dick?

i had 3" lopped off because i wanted to have an even foot ...

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	I once bought some cream that promised that if I applied it to my dick ... It would "dramatically increase both my length and girth" ! I put some on my hand, and now my fingers are 8" long and 3" thick !!! __________________

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hdcrltr1 Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 24	New to the scene of penile enlargement are natural supplements that supposedly cause growth of your member. One, Longitude I beleive it is called, is constantly advertised on the E Channel during Howard Stern, and another is endorsed by Ron Jeremy during a late night informercial. Besides the fact that such supplements are completely worthless, the marketing of these products is completely degrading. Longitude is endorsed by Amy Lynn, a former Penthouse Pet, who states something along the lines of "looks, mucles, and money matter but women really want a bigger man." Basically, even if you're a 10, have a body like Schwarzenegger, and are loaded, if you've got a small cock you're fucked. Now with a decent sized mule, this doesn't bother me. But imagine if the shoe were on the other foot. Fabio endorses Canssobig, a product designed to increase the breast size of women. "Ladies, looks, a good body, and money matter but if you have small tits, wake up and smell the coffee." These products exist as well (and are also completely worthless, I have a degree in food science and dietetics) but are marketed towards women in an entirely different (and classy) manner. Me, I just feed it snapper occassionally and it seems to grow just fine. Last edited by hdcrltr1; 05-24-2002 at 11:01 AM..

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SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	Hi, I been using nothing but sex to enlarge my penis. That's right folks! Only sex. Ever find yourself looking at yourself, well that's another problem and you got issues. But if you got a small penis here is the secret to enlarge. The first step is to find some pussy. Prefferably, a nice and tight one. Insert your penis into the vagina and begin ejackulation. Make sure you penetrate as much pussy as possible. Yes, it's that simple. You may wanna try different types of vagina. Remember safety first. Note: Some vagina may cause sideaffects, diseases, and limp biscit. Working on another program called pimpin'. How to get more pussy and revenue at the same time. __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

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MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	Looks like the guy in the pic needs an implant rather than a pump. I don't know what is more disturbing, the pic itself or the fact that it has been posted multiple times in this forum. I think those programs prey more on men's insecurities rather than really working. Maybe they should be working on a Vagina narrower....just a thought.

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