does penis enlargement work??
 

does penis enlargement work??

:eek7

Like we give a fuck ? or so u have a 2" one...

Yes i tried it because my 8 inch cock was not enough to satisfy my lovers.
After using it i grew to a whopping 12 inch throber.

Juicy links you must be measuring with the Penisruler again!

negro please...

Try it then you will find out ! :glugglug

naah i doubt it works

Work what? its result or its convertion?

it does if you use the rubberbands that come along with the packaging to strech the little bugger out

i started this topic as a joke... i dont got no small dick..

C'mon admit it, you got sucked into giving someone 1-3 cents by clicking on the penis enlargement link....

:winkwink:

thats what they all say.

Double negative.

I don't got no small dick = I got a small dick.

I hope you got a 10" tongue...

Just pull on that little fucker 10 times a day.

REPEAT
REPEAT
REPEAT

:Hollering

As long as YOU cum....who gives a fuck if she enjoys it

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Nahh it's all a sham.

first of all, this site is awesome...

http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/

if you click on "little penis contest", they did a test of an enlargement program... funny stuff! :thumbsup

damn, i got more width then each of those guys had length rofl

thats just sad

http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com...softlength.jpg

damn how the fuck can he piss without peeing on his pants,,
thats a small dick

omg that must be a fake...

OMG - I think I just may have been inspired to come up with a niche that would really go over big - Penis Reduction! (a little bit ironic - don't ya think?)

It would be a simple concept - Just have different tips on how to decrease the size of your penis - like jumping into a super cold shower, public nudity for the bashfull, ice cubes on the balls, and maybe even some video content of Rosie O'Donnell naked!

What do ya think? I think I may be onto something here?




:Graucho

who the hell would want a smaller dick?

There are reasons.

For instance, if someone was hurting their partners?

Like I said this is a niche - so a vast majority of people won't even care about this.

I once bought some cream that promised that if I applied it to my dick ... It would "dramatically increase both my length and girth" !

I put some on my hand, and now my fingers are 8" long and 3" thick !!! :( :(

Ah, ha!

There's someone that would be interested in my new niche!

Penis Reduction Cream that has multiple uses.

ah this is bad? just use some ky jelly

New to the scene of penile enlargement are natural supplements that supposedly cause growth of your member. One, Longitude I beleive it is called, is constantly advertised on the E Channel during Howard Stern, and another is endorsed by Ron Jeremy during a late night informercial.

Besides the fact that such supplements are completely worthless, the marketing of these products is completely degrading. Longitude is endorsed by Amy Lynn, a former Penthouse Pet, who states something along the lines of "looks, mucles, and money matter but women really want a bigger man." Basically, even if you're a 10, have a body like Schwarzenegger, and are loaded, if you've got a small cock you're fucked. Now with a decent sized mule, this doesn't bother me. But imagine if the shoe were on the other foot.

Fabio endorses Canssobig, a product designed to increase the breast size of women. "Ladies, looks, a good body, and money matter but if you have small tits, wake up and smell the coffee." These products exist as well (and are also completely worthless, I have a degree in food science and dietetics) but are marketed towards women in an entirely different (and classy) manner.

Me, I just feed it snapper occassionally and it seems to grow just fine.

damn the tape measure says 2 inches,,, WTF is he measuring from the balls first? i see only 1/2"

Your fish smells like Brett's pussy...

Hi, I been using nothing but sex to enlarge my penis. That's right folks! Only sex. Ever find yourself looking at yourself, well that's another problem and you got issues. But if you got a small penis here is the secret to enlarge. The first step is to find some pussy. Prefferably, a nice and tight one. Insert your penis into the vagina and begin ejackulation. Make sure you penetrate as much pussy as possible. Yes, it's that simple. You may wanna try different types of vagina. Remember safety first.

Note: Some vagina may cause sideaffects, diseases, and limp biscit.


Working on another program called pimpin'. How to get more pussy and revenue at the same time.

Looks like the guy in the pic needs an implant rather than a pump. I don't know what is more disturbing, the pic itself or the fact that it has been posted multiple times in this forum.

I think those programs prey more on men's insecurities rather than really working. Maybe they should be working on a Vagina narrower....just a thought.

I think this penis belong to someone in this forum... Who is he???

Uh, that would be Brent, as Brett's pussy now resides in LA. Man I miss Brett's mangina, banging Brent is like throwing a marble down a hallway. It just careens off the side of the walls.

And believe me, ever since I shaved that rain forest of pubes, my mule looks a lot bigger than it does in those pictures.

Yer sick...

And I ment Bre*tt*, I would never slam Bre*nt* like that ~ he can do better than you.

:moon

GO LAKERS!!!

BEAT SAC!!!

Who the fuck do you think you are? Samuel L Jackson?????:Grrrrrr

It only works about half as well as hair growing stuff - I like hair growing stuff :)

You want to Lakers to beat your sack? Hmmm....

LOL

You should be a programmer :thumbsup

i had 3" lopped off because i wanted to have an even foot ...