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Old 05-29-2006, 06:00 PM   #51
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Old 05-29-2006, 06:14 PM   #52
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'i soooo want to bone you' seems to work wonders. ;)
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Old 05-29-2006, 06:24 PM   #53
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OK, a girl I know has been blowing my phone up for a fews days, wanted to get together. She had been at my place a couple weeks ago and left something here in my couch (there is a compartment in my couch for storing shit like remote controls and other little things). I have been in and out a lot and it wasnt really a priority for me to be here just so she could stop over and get her shit...

I am not typically a social person, and don't generally like people here at my home, especially someone I don't know that well and don't feel like hanging around and talking to while I have better shit to do...

So, last night she called and said she was just around the corner, and asked if she could swing by. Trying to make sure she didn't think for a moment that I wanted her to stick around for any length of time, I told her cool stop by, but I only have about 20 minutes before I had to be somewhere.

So she gets here, gets her shit out of the couch, then turns around and said back to me, "So, you have 20 minutes?", and it was on from there.

Needless to say, it didn't take 20 minutes, I had like 17 to spare to get out of here...haha
shit thats how it should be all the time... fuck the hassle!
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Old 05-29-2006, 06:32 PM   #54
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really? what did she say?
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Old 05-29-2006, 07:02 PM   #55
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Old 05-29-2006, 07:32 PM   #56
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Old 05-29-2006, 07:35 PM   #57
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Most of the time I just grab her hand and say my room..
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Old 05-29-2006, 07:49 PM   #58
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Old 05-29-2006, 07:51 PM   #59
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you really said that or did you see that in a movie or shit?

I saw it in a movie I'm sure. I dont remember. I used a few times just to be funny. I dont think it ever worked. I remember telling a stripper that once. She took my money and shook her ass in my face, but I'm not sure that had anything to do with the line.
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:58 AM   #60
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