what was the dumbest/most ridiculous saying/pickup-line that got you laid ?
 

i thought about it yesterday.

i was at some cluby heavily drunk when this blonde chick with huge knockers went by.

and all i said was "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO SWEETY"

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5minutes later we made out and 20mintues later we ended up in bed


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omg

good ol times

"That new english teacher is a bitch isn't she?"

10th grade :winkwink:

ahahahhaha

that is a classic :1orglaugh

i once told to older ladies that i had some viagara at home and i wanted to try it out and fuck the shit out of them all night.

i left with one

LOL

that is like pretending to not knowing if you are gay or straight and you want to get sure :1orglaugh

Once I said "damn, you are beautiful" to some chick out of the blue. That got me a few points. I was kind of shocked.

Im horny! Wanna fuck?

I own a cash program...ahahahahaha

P.S. Worked more than once...

Heh, another ironic thread. Just this weekend I tried, "I have 20 minutes", and it actually fucking worked...lol

please explain this in detail

got my attention

I've never gotten laid.

so you shave your nutsack for the fun?

can i get your number? incase i strike out tonight ill give ya a ring around 3ish.

OK, a girl I know has been blowing my phone up for a fews days, wanted to get together. She had been at my place a couple weeks ago and left something here in my couch (there is a compartment in my couch for storing shit like remote controls and other little things). I have been in and out a lot and it wasnt really a priority for me to be here just so she could stop over and get her shit...

I am not typically a social person, and don't generally like people here at my home, especially someone I don't know that well and don't feel like hanging around and talking to while I have better shit to do...

So, last night she called and said she was just around the corner, and asked if she could swing by. Trying to make sure she didn't think for a moment that I wanted her to stick around for any length of time, I told her cool stop by, but I only have about 20 minutes before I had to be somewhere.

So she gets here, gets her shit out of the couch, then turns around and said back to me, "So, you have 20 minutes?", and it was on from there.

Needless to say, it didn't take 20 minutes, I had like 17 to spare to get out of here...haha

treat em like you don't need them and they will soooo want you








weird

well if thats true.... :thumbsup

Damn straight. Well, not shave.. but I use nair, for the shiny and painful results.

"hey slut wanna fuck?"

"how much?"

yeah man it is true


i even can't believe it.

i was so hammered i could barely talk.
and my breath must have smelled like a dogshit because of all the liquor.

and still it worked :1orglaugh

that's the 11th commandment right there.

thanks...
just when i thought i can translate any english sentence you stop by and throw such a line at me.


what does it mean :1orglaugh



EDIT: i got it on my own :1orglaugh

"i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

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Yeah man, that and I am just not into anything resembling a relationship right now. More than one call from the same girl a week freaks me out. Most of the time I leave my ringers off, not because I don't enjoy companionship, it's just lately I don't want the baggage that usually accompanies it...

amen to that

"Ok" (It's easier for girls).

what?

no weird smiley?

When I Was 15 Years Old I Told This Chicken Head That I Wanted To "just Stick The Head In To See How It Feels".... She Sid "ok, But Only If You Promiss That You Will Only Stick The Head In" Lol I Told Her Yes!!! I Tried To Keep My Word But Some How I Got The More Then The Head In She Was Mad And Never Spoke To Me Again.

If that line worked on her, just imagine how many guys she has probably banged.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Stupid but funny.

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wtf??? :1orglaugh

" I want to touch your belly button, ...... from the inside."

" I want to touch your belly button, ...... from the inside."

you really said that or did you see that in a movie or shit?

never used any ;)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

AMEN! Works every time, well almost.

we should stop there or i will start again getting mad bout how fucked up this is...

why women are like that and shit...

Just preach it, Brother, we're all with ya! :thumbsup

"will you be walking to you car alone tonight?"

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hi mom..

lol too funny

"hi".........

I tell them I own a massage therapy company.

Works like a charm everytime.

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benchwarmers
 

this movie any good?