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				Scary: Cattle Mutilations In Denver
			 
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	I'm not gonna short it and say this stuff isn't scary. Read how the cattle were mutilated. These mutilations have been going on for over 50 years now. I could hardly interview any ranchers I did because they were so pissed off they were fit to throw down. I didn't realize at the time that each head of cattle wasn't insured so the ranchers lost thousands of bucks and when they asked the government to investigate they got harrassed and stonewalled. Scariest story was about a rancher who was sitting in his living room watching tv, looked out the window and saw his cattle alright. Watched a commercial on tv, turned his head and the damned cow was already mutilated. It happened that fucking fast.  | 
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		 very weird stuff going on there 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Pics would have been nice.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 I fucked up and watched it one night and for the first time, the first time in my life I felt terror. It was such an unusual feeling I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was then out interviewing ranchers over several years and them boys and gals scared the shit out of us. Even the cops were scared shitless. It looked like someone used a laser beam to cut them cows and horses up. No flies, no coyotes, no lice. I aint' NEVER goin' on another one of them investigations again, NEVER. Fucking creepy shit to say the least.  | 
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		 Maybe Aliens are planning on coming to our planet disguised as cows. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 When a UFO interview is of a guy in a Hugo Boss suit, standing next to his 7-series BMW, on his curved driveway, in-front of a 5 bedroom colonial, on the way to his job at E. F. Hutton .... I will start to pay attention. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Of course, that guy in the Hugo Boss suit might be child molester that sells crack from his colonial to 3 connecting states for all you know. But as long as they look successful, eh? ![]() 
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		 I heard about something similar a couple years ago... they probably test spy planes over there or something like that and they want to make it look like aliens.. something like that 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 There was one major report that came out a few years ago that had an even scarier explanation that may fit what you heard and that was that the feds knew of 'Mad Cow Disease' of CJD half a century ago and have been testing cattle secretly which makes no fucking sense since all they'd have to do is buy a damned cow from a rancher. The scariest fucking explanation that came with a film clip was from a scientist who said that unbeknownst to us there were other living creatures that habitated the upper atmosphere. On occasion these creatures that looked like blobs of light or plasma would descend on an animal or person and fuck them up. Whether for food, accident of play he didn't know. Then a rancher caught one of these things on film. Fucking scary wish I coudl find that film clip.  | 
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		 This reminds me of "Predator" when the alien would shot the laser. The wound would cortirise 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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    - about 11 years ago in London I was looking out the window and saw a green gassy glow in the sky - it didnt move like a cloud and it wasnt 'swamp gas' in the center of London I am sure. | 
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		 chupacabras are to blame 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I was talking to an ex-military guy once. He told me that during exercises with some white phosphorous in a field, that someone miscalculated the trajectory and they incinerated a cow. One second - cow, next second - pile of dust. They had to pay the farmer back every cent. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 Do they have the right to organize coup d'états ? They don't even follow international laws and UN guidelines. Like they give a shit about a few cow if it can cover a multi million dollar technology. Just saying, it's possible that it could be that and would make more sence then little aliens comming to earth to feast.  | 
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		 earthfiles.com is the website of the lady who produced the video "Strange Harvest". If you do get that vid, DO NOT let the kids see it. You won't get them to sleep. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Dude, if you read thoroughly and saw what them cows looked like after whatever got hold of em' you WOULD be scared. Genitals and anuses cored out with surgical precision, no blood, no footprints. Carcasses skinned with such efficiency that even doctors were stumped.  | 
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		 Did anyone ever see the movie Fire In The Sky?  That was a great film.  It makes you wonder. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Damn, that's not too far from me... real close to my parents house. Crazy shit. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 I call them like I see them. Thankfully being "successful" isn't a requirement for being a witness. 
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