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Theo The Theologian · 05-25-2006, 03:46 AM

Do you think cheese is marketed properly?
I think they need to exploit the whole calcium thing a bit more? or perhaps the dairy angle.

If they could get kids eating more of it with a cartoon character
like Popeye did for spinach I think we'd see sales of cheese products double.

They're on the right track with the whole cheese stick thing, but a cartoon mascot would really ratchet it up a notch.

On a related note Isn't cheese whiz, and odd name for a product? Cheese Whiz? It makes me think of a bad pee pee session. I'd hate to have the infection that causes that.

Pure Evil · 05-25-2006, 03:47 AM

Chinese people don't eat cheese.

Chio The Pirate · 05-25-2006, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Mindless banter

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLOWN SHOE WEARIN' FRUIT CAKE!

pussyluver · 05-25-2006, 03:50 AM

Theo, are you a webmaster or just a slave to a pirate?

The Ghost · 05-25-2006, 03:51 AM

I miss the "Oh please oh please.... say cheese say cheese" ads from the late 80's

2HousePlague · 05-25-2006, 03:55 AM

You're focused on the lower-end of the cheese spectrum, where all they do is extrude yellow oil into the mold of the week and say "Yay". The big money in cheese is made at the high end of the spectrum... at your sheeshee "shoppes" where they have cheeses made from aardvark milk that sell for $100/lb. The margins are thick. And the marketing for these is never more complicated than: "It's from a faraway place, it's an acquired taste, you will look good buying it."

2hp

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-25-2006, 03:58 AM

being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

Theo The Theologian · 05-25-2006, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

You're focused on the lower-end of the cheese spectrum, where all they do is extrude yellow oil into the mold of the week and say "Yay". The big money in cheese is made at the high end of the spectrum... at your sheeshee "shoppes" where they have cheeses made from aardvark milk that sell for $100/lb. The margins are thick. And the marketing for these is never more complicated than: "It's from a faraway place, it's an acquired taste, you will look good buying it."

2hp

Bless you Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness, that's exactly the forward thinking attitude the cheese industry could benefit from.

Fuck the cheese sticks bring me some fromage.

Pure Evil · 05-25-2006, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

its ok to love cheese...... but its not ok to love cheese

2HousePlague · 05-25-2006, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Bless you Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness, that's exactly the forward thinking attitude the cheese industry could benefit from.

Fuck the cheese sticks bring me some fromage.

Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness? :

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2hp

CurrentlySober · 05-25-2006, 04:10 AM

we are talking cheese cheese and not dick cheese or cock cheese?
actually, now i think about it, cancle option 2 out. I actually like dick cheese. see link

dick cheese

Theo The Theologian · 05-25-2006, 04:26 AM

I whipped up a quick animation for those poor souls that can't hear cheese.

mOrrI · 05-25-2006, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

Chinese people don't eat cheese.

They don't»??!?!?!?!

Theo The Theologian · 05-25-2006, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I actually like dick cheese.

Bless you Brother Admonished, I agree Richard Cheese is cool.

E$_manager · 05-25-2006, 07:32 AM

my daughter do not eat cheese.
I am not sure she gets enought calcium.
You are right

DutchTeenCash · 05-25-2006, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

my daughter do not eat cheese.
I am not sure she gets enought calcium.
You are right

dont worry there are lotsa ppl allergic to cheese theyre still alive

E$_manager · 05-25-2006, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

it sounds like "i live in France, i like cheese"

u-Bob · 05-25-2006, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

Chinese people don't eat cheese.

and that's why they are short.. and talk funny

E$_manager · 05-25-2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

dont worry there are lotsa ppl allergic to cheese theyre still alive

never heard that ppl are allergic to chees - it is fat - i agree, so there is problem with liver if you can't take it.
Allergic to citrus, strawberry, milk - yes, but not cheese.

E$_manager · 05-25-2006, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

and that's why they are short.. and talk funny

Hahaha

RayBonga · 05-25-2006, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

Chinese people don't eat cheese.

Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

E$_manager · 05-25-2006, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

so they do eat cheese?

xclusive · 05-25-2006, 07:44 AM

I love cheese

Pure Evil · 05-25-2006, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

and that's why they are short.. and talk funny

exactly

NemesiS876 · 05-25-2006, 07:47 AM

And how the Pure Evil says theres a reson why the chinese people don't eat the cheese

Pure Evil · 05-25-2006, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

Its all lies!!! otherwise chinese food would have cheese in it!

E$_manager · 05-25-2006, 07:56 AM

all they eat is fish.
i like sushi

Screaming · 05-25-2006, 08:14 AM

what if "C.A.T." really spelled... dog

CurrentlySober · 05-25-2006, 09:26 AM

What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

Pretty deep...

To this day I wish I had bought it !

Thats all. Bye !

Rebecca Love · 05-25-2006, 10:44 AM

Chio told me Theo cuts the cheese all the time. He points his arse towards the sails and gives the boat a good push.

After Shock Media · 05-25-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

Its all lies!!! otherwise chinese food would have cheese in it!

Certain won tons do, mostly cream cheese though.

Yet I did hear a lot of Asian people are lactose intolerant. That has not stopped Iron chef though from tackling it.

Theo The Theologian · 05-25-2006, 12:05 PM

Lactose intolerance makes Jack Bauer cry.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 05-25-2006, 12:15 PM

i don't have anything to say about cheese.

Elli · 05-25-2006, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

Pretty deep...

To this day I wish I had bought it !

Thats all. Bye !

That's the best story I've heard in a long time

Chio The Pirate · 05-25-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

Pretty deep...

To this day I wish I had bought it !

Thats all. Bye !

YARGH! That be a good one. Take that Theo you Jesus lovin' faggy pants JERK.

iWeb_Iya · 05-25-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

it sounds like "i live in France, i like cheese"

I love cheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeee

Damian_Maxcash · 05-25-2006, 06:46 PM

Cheese - marketing - cottage cheese - advertising cheese - cheese string taste good - ahhhhhhhh

sniperwolf · 05-25-2006, 06:54 PM

i so remember that arcade game where i need to hit those mice that tries to steal cheese.. it was fun.. btw, mozarella and cottage cheese rock.

Laguna Beach Babe · 05-25-2006, 07:01 PM

Theo tongues man ass! I caught him with his tongue deep inside Juicy's anus. No doubt! It was sick!!!

BlingDaddy · 05-25-2006, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLOWN SHOE WEARIN' FRUIT CAKE!

I've gotta go with Chio on this one.

05-25-2006, 03:46 AM	#1
Theo The Theologian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,099	ok serious question Do you think cheese is marketed properly? I think they need to exploit the whole calcium thing a bit more? or perhaps the dairy angle. If they could get kids eating more of it with a cartoon character like Popeye did for spinach I think we'd see sales of cheese products double. They're on the right track with the whole cheese stick thing, but a cartoon mascot would really ratchet it up a notch. On a related note Isn't cheese whiz, and odd name for a product? Cheese Whiz? It makes me think of a bad pee pee session. I'd hate to have the infection that causes that. __________________ I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,622	What if cat really spelled... Dog...? That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway... A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia. So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons... C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word... So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word... Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God... So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word.... Hmmmmmmmmmm............................... Pretty deep... To this day I wish I had bought it ! Thats all. Bye ! __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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