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  • Theo The Theologian
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    • Mar 2005
    • 1099

    #1

    ok serious question

    Do you think cheese is marketed properly?
    I think they need to exploit the whole calcium thing a bit more? or perhaps the dairy angle.

    If they could get kids eating more of it with a cartoon character
    like Popeye did for spinach I think we'd see sales of cheese products double.

    They're on the right track with the whole cheese stick thing, but a cartoon mascot would really ratchet it up a notch.

    On a related note Isn't cheese whiz, and odd name for a product? Cheese Whiz? It makes me think of a bad pee pee session. I'd hate to have the infection that causes that.


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  • Pure Evil
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    • Mar 2006
    • 1737

    #2
    Chinese people don't eat cheese.
    I am the fourth Horseman.


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    • Chio The Pirate
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 946

      #3
      Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
      Mindless banter
      SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLOWN SHOE WEARIN' FRUIT CAKE!

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      • pussyluver
        Clueless OleMan
        • Mar 2003
        • 11009

        #4
        Theo, are you a webmaster or just a slave to a pirate?

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        • The Ghost
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          • Oct 2004
          • 12188

          #5
          I miss the "Oh please oh please.... say cheese say cheese" ads from the late 80's
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          • 2HousePlague
            CURATOR
            • Jul 2004
            • 14572

            #6
            You're focused on the lower-end of the cheese spectrum, where all they do is extrude yellow oil into the mold of the week and say "Yay". The big money in cheese is made at the high end of the spectrum... at your sheeshee "shoppes" where they have cheeses made from aardvark milk that sell for $100/lb. The margins are thick. And the marketing for these is never more complicated than: "It's from a faraway place, it's an acquired taste, you will look good buying it."



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            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              • Jan 2004
              • 16502

              #7
              being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

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              • Theo The Theologian
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2005
                • 1099

                #8
                Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                You're focused on the lower-end of the cheese spectrum, where all they do is extrude yellow oil into the mold of the week and say "Yay". The big money in cheese is made at the high end of the spectrum... at your sheeshee "shoppes" where they have cheeses made from aardvark milk that sell for $100/lb. The margins are thick. And the marketing for these is never more complicated than: "It's from a faraway place, it's an acquired taste, you will look good buying it."



                2hp
                Bless you Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness, that's exactly the forward thinking attitude the cheese industry could benefit from.

                Fuck the cheese sticks bring me some fromage.


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                • Pure Evil
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 1737

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LOL :D
                  being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3
                  its ok to love cheese...... but its not ok to love cheese
                  I am the fourth Horseman.


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                  • 2HousePlague
                    CURATOR
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 14572

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                    Bless you Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness, that's exactly the forward thinking attitude the cheese industry could benefit from.

                    Fuck the cheese sticks bring me some fromage.

                    Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness? :



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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38950

                      #11
                      we are talking cheese cheese and not dick cheese or cock cheese?
                      actually, now i think about it, cancle option 2 out. I actually like dick cheese. see link


                      dick cheese


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                      • Theo The Theologian
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                        • Mar 2005
                        • 1099

                        #12


                        I whipped up a quick animation for those poor souls that can't hear cheese.


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                        • mOrrI
                          It's over there...
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 4212

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Pure Evil
                          Chinese people don't eat cheese.
                          They don't»??!?!?!?!

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                          • Theo The Theologian
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 1099

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                            I actually like dick cheese.
                            Bless you Brother Admonished, I agree Richard Cheese is cool.



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                            • E$_manager
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                              • Apr 2006
                              • 13557

                              #15
                              my daughter do not eat cheese.
                              I am not sure she gets enought calcium.
                              You are right
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                              • DutchTeenCash
                                I like Dutch Girls
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 21684

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cristie
                                my daughter do not eat cheese.
                                I am not sure she gets enought calcium.
                                You are right
                                dont worry there are lotsa ppl allergic to cheese theyre still alive

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                                • E$_manager
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 13557

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by LOL :D
                                  being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

                                  it sounds like "i live in France, i like cheese"
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                                  • u-Bob
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                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 33063

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                    Chinese people don't eat cheese.
                                    and that's why they are short.. and talk funny

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                                    • E$_manager
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 13557

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by thinkx
                                      dont worry there are lotsa ppl allergic to cheese theyre still alive

                                      never heard that ppl are allergic to chees - it is fat - i agree, so there is problem with liver if you can't take it.
                                      Allergic to citrus, strawberry, milk - yes, but not cheese.
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                                      • E$_manager
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                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 13557

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by u-Bob
                                        and that's why they are short.. and talk funny

                                        Hahaha
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                                        • RayBonga
                                          too cool for highschool
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 12164

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                          Chinese people don't eat cheese.
                                          Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

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                                          • E$_manager
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                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 13557

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RayBonga
                                            Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

                                            so they do eat cheese?
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                                            • xclusive
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                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 35218

                                              #23
                                              I love cheese

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                                              • Pure Evil
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                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 1737

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                and that's why they are short.. and talk funny
                                                exactly
                                                I am the fourth Horseman.


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                                                • NemesiS876
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                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 7436

                                                  #25
                                                  And how the Pure Evil says theres a reson why the chinese people don't eat the cheese

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                                                  • Pure Evil
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                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 1737

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                    Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.
                                                    Its all lies!!! otherwise chinese food would have cheese in it!
                                                    I am the fourth Horseman.


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                                                    • E$_manager
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 13557

                                                      #27
                                                      all they eat is fish.
                                                      i like sushi
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                                                      • Screaming
                                                        I can change this!!!!!
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 18972

                                                        #28
                                                        what if "C.A.T." really spelled... dog

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38950

                                                          #29
                                                          What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
                                                          That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
                                                          A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

                                                          So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

                                                          C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

                                                          So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

                                                          Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

                                                          So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

                                                          Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

                                                          Pretty deep...

                                                          To this day I wish I had bought it !

                                                          Thats all. Bye !


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                                                          • Rebecca Love
                                                            Skinemax BQueen
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 2145

                                                            #30
                                                            Chio told me Theo cuts the cheese all the time. He points his arse towards the sails and gives the boat a good push.


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                                                            • After Shock Media
                                                              It's coming look busy
                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 35299

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                                              Its all lies!!! otherwise chinese food would have cheese in it!
                                                              Certain won tons do, mostly cream cheese though.

                                                              Yet I did hear a lot of Asian people are lactose intolerant. That has not stopped Iron chef though from tackling it.

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                                                              • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                • 1099

                                                                #32
                                                                Lactose intolerance makes Jack Bauer cry.


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                                                                • I LOVE Little Brown Asses
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                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                  • 1047

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i don't have anything to say about cheese.

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                                                                  • Elli
                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 17991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                    What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
                                                                    That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
                                                                    A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

                                                                    So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

                                                                    C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

                                                                    So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

                                                                    Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

                                                                    So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

                                                                    Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

                                                                    Pretty deep...

                                                                    To this day I wish I had bought it !

                                                                    Thats all. Bye !
                                                                    That's the best story I've heard in a long time
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                                                                    • Chio The Pirate
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 946

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                      What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
                                                                      That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
                                                                      A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

                                                                      So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

                                                                      C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

                                                                      So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

                                                                      Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

                                                                      So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

                                                                      Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

                                                                      Pretty deep...

                                                                      To this day I wish I had bought it !

                                                                      Thats all. Bye !
                                                                      YARGH! That be a good one. Take that Theo you Jesus lovin' faggy pants JERK.

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                                                                      • iWeb_Iya
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                                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                                        • 1091

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Cristie
                                                                        it sounds like "i live in France, i like cheese"
                                                                        I love cheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeee
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                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12745

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Cheese - marketing - cottage cheese - advertising cheese - cheese string taste good - ahhhhhhhh

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                                                                          • sniperwolf
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                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                            • 17743

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i so remember that arcade game where i need to hit those mice that tries to steal cheese.. it was fun.. btw, mozarella and cottage cheese rock.
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                                                                            • Laguna Beach Babe
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                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 26

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Theo tongues man ass! I caught him with his tongue deep inside Juicy's anus. No doubt! It was sick!!!

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                                                                              • BlingDaddy
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                                                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                                                SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLOWN SHOE WEARIN' FRUIT CAKE!
                                                                                I've gotta go with Chio on this one.
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