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Theo The Theologian 05-25-2006 03:46 AM

ok serious question
 
Do you think cheese is marketed properly?
I think they need to exploit the whole calcium thing a bit more? or perhaps the dairy angle.

If they could get kids eating more of it with a cartoon character
like Popeye did for spinach I think we'd see sales of cheese products double.

They're on the right track with the whole cheese stick thing, but a cartoon mascot would really ratchet it up a notch.

On a related note Isn't cheese whiz, and odd name for a product? Cheese Whiz? It makes me think of a bad pee pee session. I'd hate to have the infection that causes that.

Pure Evil 05-25-2006 03:47 AM

Chinese people don't eat cheese.

Chio The Pirate 05-25-2006 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
Mindless banter

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLOWN SHOE WEARIN' FRUIT CAKE!

pussyluver 05-25-2006 03:50 AM

Theo, are you a webmaster or just a slave to a pirate?

The Ghost 05-25-2006 03:51 AM

I miss the "Oh please oh please.... say cheese say cheese" ads from the late 80's

2HousePlague 05-25-2006 03:55 AM

You're focused on the lower-end of the cheese spectrum, where all they do is extrude yellow oil into the mold of the week and say "Yay". The big money in cheese is made at the high end of the spectrum... at your sheeshee "shoppes" where they have cheeses made from aardvark milk that sell for $100/lb. The margins are thick. And the marketing for these is never more complicated than: "It's from a faraway place, it's an acquired taste, you will look good buying it."


2hp

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 03:58 AM

being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

Theo The Theologian 05-25-2006 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
You're focused on the lower-end of the cheese spectrum, where all they do is extrude yellow oil into the mold of the week and say "Yay". The big money in cheese is made at the high end of the spectrum... at your sheeshee "shoppes" where they have cheeses made from aardvark milk that sell for $100/lb. The margins are thick. And the marketing for these is never more complicated than: "It's from a faraway place, it's an acquired taste, you will look good buying it."


2hp

Bless you Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness, that's exactly the forward thinking attitude the cheese industry could benefit from.

Fuck the cheese sticks bring me some fromage.

Pure Evil 05-25-2006 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3

its ok to love cheese...... but its not ok to love cheese

2HousePlague 05-25-2006 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
Bless you Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness, that's exactly the forward thinking attitude the cheese industry could benefit from.

Fuck the cheese sticks bring me some fromage.


Brother Dos Villa Cone Illness? ::Hollering

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ps: http://www.typetalkfonts.com/typetalk_demo.html




2hp

CurrentlySober 05-25-2006 04:10 AM

we are talking cheese cheese and not dick cheese or cock cheese?
actually, now i think about it, cancle option 2 out. I actually like dick cheese. see link :)


dick cheese

Theo The Theologian 05-25-2006 04:26 AM

http://www.picturehost.com/d/2013-1/cheese.gif

I whipped up a quick animation for those poor souls that can't hear cheese.

mOrrI 05-25-2006 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Chinese people don't eat cheese.

They don't»??!?!?!?! :1orglaugh

Theo The Theologian 05-25-2006 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
I actually like dick cheese.

Bless you Brother Admonished, I agree Richard Cheese is cool.

http://www.picturehost.com/d/2015-2/Richard-Cheese.jpg

E$_manager 05-25-2006 07:32 AM

my daughter do not eat cheese.
I am not sure she gets enought calcium.
You are right

DutchTeenCash 05-25-2006 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
my daughter do not eat cheese.
I am not sure she gets enought calcium.
You are right

dont worry there are lotsa ppl allergic to cheese theyre still alive

E$_manager 05-25-2006 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
being i was born in wisconsin, i love cheese <3


it sounds like "i live in France, i like cheese" :)

u-Bob 05-25-2006 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Chinese people don't eat cheese.

and that's why they are short.. and talk funny :)

E$_manager 05-25-2006 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
dont worry there are lotsa ppl allergic to cheese theyre still alive


never heard that ppl are allergic to chees - it is fat - i agree, so there is problem with liver if you can't take it.
Allergic to citrus, strawberry, milk - yes, but not cheese.

E$_manager 05-25-2006 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
and that's why they are short.. and talk funny :)


Hahaha:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RayBonga 05-25-2006 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Chinese people don't eat cheese.

Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

E$_manager 05-25-2006 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga
Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.


so they do eat cheese? :)

xclusive 05-25-2006 07:44 AM

I love cheese:)

Pure Evil 05-25-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
and that's why they are short.. and talk funny :)

exactly :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

NemesiS876 05-25-2006 07:47 AM

And how the Pure Evil says theres a reson why the chinese people don't eat the cheese

Pure Evil 05-25-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga
Actually imports of dairy products by China have exploded since 2002/2003 if you don't believe me just ask Google.

Its all lies!!! otherwise chinese food would have cheese in it!

E$_manager 05-25-2006 07:56 AM

all they eat is fish.
i like sushi

Screaming 05-25-2006 08:14 AM

what if "C.A.T." really spelled... dog

CurrentlySober 05-25-2006 09:26 AM

What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

Pretty deep...

To this day I wish I had bought it !

Thats all. Bye ! :)

Rebecca Love 05-25-2006 10:44 AM

Chio told me Theo cuts the cheese all the time. He points his arse towards the sails and gives the boat a good push.:upsidedow

After Shock Media 05-25-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Its all lies!!! otherwise chinese food would have cheese in it!

Certain won tons do, mostly cream cheese though.

Yet I did hear a lot of Asian people are lactose intolerant. That has not stopped Iron chef though from tackling it.

Theo The Theologian 05-25-2006 12:05 PM

Lactose intolerance makes Jack Bauer cry.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 05-25-2006 12:15 PM

i don't have anything to say about cheese.

Elli 05-25-2006 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

Pretty deep...

To this day I wish I had bought it !

Thats all. Bye ! :)

That's the best story I've heard in a long time :)

Chio The Pirate 05-25-2006 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
What if cat really spelled... Dog...?
That reminds me of a true story, which, allthough being totally off topic, im gonna share with you anyway...
A while back, me and tthe wife visited a toys r us store looking for some kinda electronic spelling game, for her 6 year old brother, who at the time, (was being tested for) and turned out to have dislexia.

So, I walk up to a display, and start pressing buttons...

C . A . T. (I pressed) the voice from inside said... C A T Spells CAT well done, now spell another word...

So I go D . O. G and hear "D O G' Spells DOG, well done, now spell another word...

Well, (Naturally) my mind goes totally blank, and I instantly 'forget' the entire vocabluary that a resonably intelligent 36 year old man such as myself would normally have... So I think... ermmmm I know ! Dog Backwards Is God...

So... G . O. D . Toy makes noise like 'Blurgh Blurg' and says "Im sorry, but GOD does not exist. Please spell another word....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...............................

Pretty deep...

To this day I wish I had bought it !

Thats all. Bye ! :)

:1orglaugh YARGH! That be a good one. Take that Theo you Jesus lovin' faggy pants JERK.

iWeb_Iya 05-25-2006 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
it sounds like "i live in France, i like cheese" :)

I love cheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeee :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Damian_Maxcash 05-25-2006 06:46 PM

Cheese - marketing - cottage cheese - advertising cheese - cheese string taste good - ahhhhhhhh

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sniperwolf 05-25-2006 06:54 PM

i so remember that arcade game where i need to hit those mice that tries to steal cheese.. it was fun.. btw, mozarella and cottage cheese rock.

Laguna Beach Babe 05-25-2006 07:01 PM

Theo tongues man ass! I caught him with his tongue deep inside Juicy's anus. No doubt! It was sick!!!

BlingDaddy 05-25-2006 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLOWN SHOE WEARIN' FRUIT CAKE!

I've gotta go with Chio on this one.:2 cents:


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