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Funbrunette · 05-20-2002, 02:42 PM

Now come on! This should be good

(Yeah! yeah! Reddawg...Waste of bandwidth we know!!!

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Amputate Your Head · 05-20-2002, 02:42 PM

to myself or someone else?

Jakke PNG · 05-20-2002, 02:45 PM

I put a fish hook in my friends eye.

Funbrunette · 05-20-2002, 02:45 PM

To yourself?!?

boldy · 05-20-2002, 02:48 PM

Fucking my best friend up ... Badly ...
We're still friends though, now he's just more carefull

GTS Mark · 05-20-2002, 02:49 PM

LOL! I know I am going to get major flack over this one, but the worst prank I ever pulled was to an old roomate of mine. He was insanely pissing me off with shit around the house. He was always leaving shit for me to clean up and whenever I wanted to eat I had to clean his dishes....

Needless to say one night I got drunk and came home. While I was brushing my teeth I saw his shaving razor by the sink... Needless to say I thought it would be a good idea to shave my arse with it!

He was using that razor for a good couple of weeks before throwing it away! He never found out either!

Yeah I know, I'm going to hell for that one!

DH

Amputate Your Head · 05-20-2002, 02:50 PM

I shouldn;t post it here.... it borders on inhuman.

Gary · 05-20-2002, 02:52 PM

HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.

boldy · 05-20-2002, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.

the bulldog · 05-20-2002, 02:53 PM

I promised GEMINI a night of hot wild sex, but I never followed through.

She is VEEEEERY pissed off about this I hear.

Dreamman010 · 05-20-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.

Amputate Your Head · 05-20-2002, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.

bastard..... I'll get you back for that night too.... you just wait.

DarkJedi · 05-20-2002, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.

SteveLightspeed · 05-20-2002, 03:08 PM

I came inside my girlfriend, then told her I wanted to break up before I pulled out.

Bad, I know... but she deserved it, she fucked my best friend.

LS

boneprone · 05-20-2002, 03:13 PM

Two Words
Almond Rocca

4Pics · 05-20-2002, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
I came inside my girlfriend, then told her I wanted to break up before I pulled out.

Bad, I know... but she deserved it, she fucked my best friend.

LS

This prank coulda got you child support for 18 years, if anything you fucked yourself!

baddog · 05-20-2002, 03:34 PM

I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.

but I got her good, believe me

mrthumbs · 05-20-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:

I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.

Theo · 05-20-2002, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.

but I got her good, believe me

with a single line

you killed her

Kat - Fast · 05-20-2002, 03:55 PM

I've been a big brother for 25 of my 29 years - poor little mite - it's easier for me not to speak to him rather than run the risk of torturing him any further

metaphoric · 05-20-2002, 04:00 PM

pissed in a girls mouth while she was sleeping.

boldy · 05-20-2002, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by metaphoric
pissed in a girls mouth while she was sleeping.

And ?

clickpimp · 05-20-2002, 04:06 PM

worked at a pizza delivery place, this fuckwad ordered a pizza about 30 seconds before we closed, and was a real prick about it, so I pissed on his pizza before and after cooking. it was mostly water though due to the 8 or 9 beers i drank at work that evening.

baddog · 05-20-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

with a single line

you killed her

can not say, there are some things that there is no statute of limitations for

Sly_RJ · 05-20-2002, 05:54 PM

Once, at bandcamp...

Dawgy · 05-20-2002, 06:09 PM

a VERY straight friend came over drunk one nite and was so plastered i talked him into sex with almost no effort. video taped the whole thing. told him about 2 weeks later & he didnt believe me, so i showed him the tape. he was kindof upset. came back for more tho. sober this time

[Labret] · 05-20-2002, 06:12 PM

uhhh then evidently he wasnt straight.

Note to self. Never drink too much around Dawgy.

Gary · 05-20-2002, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
uhhh then evidently he wasnt straight.

Agreed. Hey Labret, you should come over and have some drinks with me sometime.

12clicks · 05-20-2002, 06:57 PM

put people out of this business.

TheApostate · 05-20-2002, 06:59 PM

i locked a kitten in a metal toolbox on a hot summer day and left for the beach.

Gary · 05-20-2002, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
put people out of this business.

Wanna come over for a few beers?

Funbrunette · 05-20-2002, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Once, at bandcamp...

I stuck a flute up my pussy!!!!

lol

^R3K^ · 05-20-2002, 07:38 PM

Last week my cousin and I went to the beach to go fishing well I was took one of his premade sandwitches and filled it will squid and little bits of cut bait.. after it sat in the cooler all day he pulled it out and took a big bite of it

I learned very quickly there aren't to many places to hide on pier

Jimbo · 05-20-2002, 07:47 PM

watching montreal/boston hockey while a girl was horny...

hyper · 05-20-2002, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette

I stuck a flute up my pussy!!!!

lol

hmmm and i'm an accomplished flutist
what would you like to here?

Funbrunette · 05-20-2002, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

hmmm and i'm an accomplished flutist
what would you like to here?

Sure you want to use my flute...lol

Evil Chris · 05-20-2002, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

hmmm and i'm an accomplished flutist
what would you like to here?

Skin flute?

kenny · 05-20-2002, 08:04 PM

For some reason I find the flute bitch from that movie sexy....
Am I the only one?

~Z~ · 05-20-2002, 08:04 PM

With or without a camera?

kenny · 05-20-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by ~Z~
With or without a camera?

huh..?

are you talking about the red head flute bitch?

Penrod · 05-20-2002, 08:12 PM

I once waited for a friend to pass out at a party, went into his Mom's bathroom and got her "Epilady" and proceeded to try it out on his mustache. Needless to say it jammed in his hair and he jumped straight up into a standing position and it was hanging from his lip. That was the fastest I have ever run in my life.

Gary · 05-20-2002, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Penrod
I once waited for a friend to pass out at a party, went into his Mom's bathroom and got her "Epilady" and proceeded to try it out on his mustache. Needless to say it jammed in his hair and he jumped straight up into a standing position and it was hanging from his lip. That was the fastest I have ever run in my life.

Sure, but did you rape him first?

~Z~ · 05-20-2002, 08:23 PM

No.
Just a general "with or without"
Most "with" has been very legal, aesthetically pleasing,and fairly tame.

Most "without" has just been generally sadistic.
Like the time that I made my soon to be ex, gangbang a bunch of strangers in an adult theater, called her a slut on the way home, and dumped her.

She wouldn't leave me alone. and she didn't have red hair.

Penrod · 05-20-2002, 08:23 PM

Of course not Gary. I wanted him clean shaven first. DUH!

Gary · 05-20-2002, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Penrod
Of course not Gary. I wanted him clean shaven first. DUH!

You have better taste than i do. When i rape a drunk man, i like them hairy.

Penrod · 05-20-2002, 08:35 PM

I don't like getting hair caught in my teeth or my zipper.

UnseenWorld · 05-20-2002, 09:31 PM

It involves kittens, puppies, a very sharp machete, and a tub full of hydrochloric acid.

eroswebmaster · 05-20-2002, 10:03 PM

I once killed a man just for snoring.

No wait...that was John Wesley Hardin.

Tabster · 05-21-2002, 01:06 AM

Made out with my littlebrothers girlfriend, just to prove to him that she was a cheating bitch...

bhutocracy · 05-21-2002, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by kenny
For some reason I find the flute bitch from that movie sexy....
Am I the only one?

mate.. thats alyson hannigan.. "willow" off buffy... if there was one celeb i'd fuck it would be her.... the one time i'll admit a thing for someone.. christ i don't care how fanboy i sound..

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Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	I've been a big brother for 25 of my 29 years - poor little mite - it's easier for me not to speak to him rather than run the risk of torturing him any further

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clickpimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,159	worked at a pizza delivery place, this fuckwad ordered a pizza about 30 seconds before we closed, and was a real prick about it, so I pissed on his pizza before and after cooking. it was mostly water though due to the 8 or 9 beers i drank at work that evening. __________________ eventually, earth will lose. enjoy it while it lasts.

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Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	a VERY straight friend came over drunk one nite and was so plastered i talked him into sex with almost no effort. video taped the whole thing. told him about 2 weeks later & he didnt believe me, so i showed him the tape. he was kindof upset. came back for more tho. sober this time __________________ the revolution is coming.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	uhhh then evidently he wasnt straight. Note to self. Never drink too much around Dawgy. Last edited by [Labret]; 05-20-2002 at 07:00 PM..

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