What's the cruelest thing you've ever done?
 

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to myself or someone else?

I put a fish hook in my friends eye.

To yourself?!? :Graucho

Fucking my best friend up ... Badly ...
We're still friends though, now he's just more carefull

:Graucho

LOL! I know I am going to get major flack over this one, but the worst prank I ever pulled was to an old roomate of mine. He was insanely pissing me off with shit around the house. He was always leaving shit for me to clean up and whenever I wanted to eat I had to clean his dishes....

Needless to say one night I got drunk and came home. While I was brushing my teeth I saw his shaving razor by the sink... Needless to say I thought it would be a good idea to shave my arse with it!

He was using that razor for a good couple of weeks before throwing it away! He never found out either!

Yeah I know, I'm going to hell for that one!

DH:glugglug

I shouldn;t post it here.... it borders on inhuman.

HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.

:eek7

I promised GEMINI a night of hot wild sex, but I never followed through.

She is VEEEEERY pissed off about this I hear.

:eek7

bastard..... I'll get you back for that night too.... you just wait.

:eek2 :thumbsup

I came inside my girlfriend, then told her I wanted to break up before I pulled out.

Bad, I know... but she deserved it, she fucked my best friend.

LS

Two Words
Almond Rocca

This prank coulda got you child support for 18 years, if anything you fucked yourself!

I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.

but I got her good, believe me :thumbsup

:thumbsup

with a single line

you killed her :thumbsup

I've been a big brother for 25 of my 29 years - poor little mite - it's easier for me not to speak to him rather than run the risk of torturing him any further

pissed in a girls mouth while she was sleeping.

And ?

worked at a pizza delivery place, this fuckwad ordered a pizza about 30 seconds before we closed, and was a real prick about it, so I pissed on his pizza before and after cooking. it was mostly water though due to the 8 or 9 beers i drank at work that evening.

can not say, there are some things that there is no statute of limitations for

Once, at bandcamp...

a VERY straight friend came over drunk one nite and was so plastered i talked him into sex with almost no effort. video taped the whole thing. told him about 2 weeks later & he didnt believe me, so i showed him the tape. he was kindof upset. came back for more tho. sober this time :)

uhhh then evidently he wasnt straight.

Note to self. Never drink too much around Dawgy.

Agreed. Hey Labret, you should come over and have some drinks with me sometime. :)

put people out of this business.
:1orglaugh

i locked a kitten in a metal toolbox on a hot summer day and left for the beach.

Wanna come over for a few beers?

I stuck a flute up my pussy!!!!

lol :1orglaugh

Last week my cousin and I went to the beach to go fishing well I was took one of his premade sandwitches and filled it will squid and little bits of cut bait.. after it sat in the cooler all day he pulled it out and took a big bite of it

I learned very quickly there aren't to many places to hide on pier :thumbsup

watching montreal/boston hockey while a girl was horny...

hmmm and i'm an accomplished flutist
what would you like to here?

Sure you want to use my flute...lol

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Skin flute? :1orglaugh

For some reason I find the flute bitch from that movie sexy....
Am I the only one?

With or without a camera?

huh..?

are you talking about the red head flute bitch?

I once waited for a friend to pass out at a party, went into his Mom's bathroom and got her "Epilady" and proceeded to try it out on his mustache. Needless to say it jammed in his hair and he jumped straight up into a standing position and it was hanging from his lip. That was the fastest I have ever run in my life.:winkwink:

Sure, but did you rape him first?

No.
Just a general "with or without"
Most "with" has been very legal, aesthetically pleasing,and fairly tame.

Most "without" has just been generally sadistic.
Like the time that I made my soon to be ex, gangbang a bunch of strangers in an adult theater, called her a slut on the way home, and dumped her.

She wouldn't leave me alone. and she didn't have red hair.

Of course not Gary. I wanted him clean shaven first. DUH!

You have better taste than i do. When i rape a drunk man, i like them hairy.

I don't like getting hair caught in my teeth or my zipper.:mad:

It involves kittens, puppies, a very sharp machete, and a tub full of hydrochloric acid.

I once killed a man just for snoring.:sleep

No wait...that was John Wesley Hardin.:BangBang:

Made out with my littlebrothers girlfriend, just to prove to him that she was a cheating bitch... :Graucho

mate.. thats alyson hannigan.. "willow" off buffy... if there was one celeb i'd fuck it would be her.... the one time i'll admit a thing for someone.. christ i don't care how fanboy i sound..

http://www.subnovastudios.com/willow/fhm06-072.jpg
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