LOL! I know I am going to get major flack over this one, but the worst prank I ever pulled was to an old roomate of mine. He was insanely pissing me off with shit around the house. He was always leaving shit for me to clean up and whenever I wanted to eat I had to clean his dishes....
Needless to say one night I got drunk and came home. While I was brushing my teeth I saw his shaving razor by the sink... Needless to say I thought it would be a good idea to shave my arse with it!
He was using that razor for a good couple of weeks before throwing it away! He never found out either!
HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.
Originally posted by Gary HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.
Originally posted by Gary HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.
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Originally posted by Gary HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.
bastard..... I'll get you back for that night too.... you just wait.
Originally posted by Gary HAHAHA, this one time me and a buddy were drinking. After a ton of beer, my buddy passed out. So i duck taped his hands and raped him. LOL i still laugh about that.
I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.
I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.
Originally posted by baddog I will not go into detail, because it was pretty fucking bad, but it dealt with an ex-wife that pissed me off big time, a potential death sentence, and me probably going to hell for it.
I've been a big brother for 25 of my 29 years - poor little mite - it's easier for me not to speak to him rather than run the risk of torturing him any further
worked at a pizza delivery place, this fuckwad ordered a pizza about 30 seconds before we closed, and was a real prick about it, so I pissed on his pizza before and after cooking. it was mostly water though due to the 8 or 9 beers i drank at work that evening.
eventually, earth will lose.
enjoy it while it lasts.
a VERY straight friend came over drunk one nite and was so plastered i talked him into sex with almost no effort. video taped the whole thing. told him about 2 weeks later & he didnt believe me, so i showed him the tape. he was kindof upset. came back for more tho. sober this time
Last week my cousin and I went to the beach to go fishing well I was took one of his premade sandwitches and filled it will squid and little bits of cut bait.. after it sat in the cooler all day he pulled it out and took a big bite of it
I learned very quickly there aren't to many places to hide on pier
I once waited for a friend to pass out at a party, went into his Mom's bathroom and got her "Epilady" and proceeded to try it out on his mustache. Needless to say it jammed in his hair and he jumped straight up into a standing position and it was hanging from his lip. That was the fastest I have ever run in my life.
Originally posted by Penrod I once waited for a friend to pass out at a party, went into his Mom's bathroom and got her "Epilady" and proceeded to try it out on his mustache. Needless to say it jammed in his hair and he jumped straight up into a standing position and it was hanging from his lip. That was the fastest I have ever run in my life.
No.
Just a general "with or without"
Most "with" has been very legal, aesthetically pleasing,and fairly tame.
Most "without" has just been generally sadistic.
Like the time that I made my soon to be ex, gangbang a bunch of strangers in an adult theater, called her a slut on the way home, and dumped her.
She wouldn't leave me alone. and she didn't have red hair.
It involves kittens, puppies, a very sharp machete, and a tub full of hydrochloric acid.
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Originally posted by kenny For some reason I find the flute bitch from that movie sexy....
Am I the only one?
mate.. thats alyson hannigan.. "willow" off buffy... if there was one celeb i'd fuck it would be her.... the one time i'll admit a thing for someone.. christ i don't care how fanboy i sound..
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