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Doctor Dre · 06-18-2006, 08:05 PM

Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

notabook · 06-18-2006, 08:06 PM

Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

fallenmuffin · 06-18-2006, 08:06 PM

Next time her cat comes into your yard.. shoot it.

(Cunts like that always have a cat or dog running around that they call sweetie)

facialfreak · 06-18-2006, 08:07 PM

Practicing for SJB are ya ???? LOL

MaddCaz · 06-18-2006, 08:07 PM

shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago

MaddCaz · 06-18-2006, 08:07 PM

shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago

pussyluver · 06-18-2006, 08:08 PM

Best to let it go... I know it sucks. It's a pain in the ass to the police too.

Doctor Dre · 06-18-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago

They illegal here too... I did them a tons of time in Ottawa, but here (small city near mtl), you can't do them. Municipal law. But still...

what a fucking cunt.

BoyAlley · 06-18-2006, 08:10 PM

What a bitch.

FLAiR · 06-18-2006, 08:12 PM

damn.. i would of told her to go fuck her self and stfu, lol

SilentKnight · 06-18-2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Next time her cat comes into your yard.. shoot it.

(Cunts like that always have a cat or dog running around that they call sweetie)

Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

Do what we did one time - my wife called up all the local video rental stores and had the neighbour's memberships canceled. Using her name, she claimed her purse had gotten stolen and she wanted to cancel before someone used her card.

UtahSaints · 06-18-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

was it after Oilerss game last night?

CaptainHowdy · 06-18-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

!

notabook · 06-18-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

fallenmuffin · 06-18-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

Do what we did one time - my wife called up all the local video rental stores and had the neighbour's memberships canceled. Using her name, she claimed her purse had gotten stolen and she wanted to cancel before someone used her card.

Of course i'm joking.. i luv those kitties (wow, that was pretty gay)

Spunky · 06-18-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

notabook · 06-18-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

Hey don't worry, we can feed it a nice antifreeze steak. Give it a nice last meal before it disappears in the ether.

Mr Pheer · 06-18-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

my dog fucked your cat

madawgz · 06-18-2006, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

thats fucking mean

Rictor · 06-18-2006, 11:21 PM

It's still light here at 9:30. You couldn't see the fireworks. It's barely dark enough by 10 pm.

cranki · 06-18-2006, 11:23 PM

SilentKnight · 06-19-2006, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

I'd enjoy the opportunity of spending 10-15 minutes alone with you in a small closed room with no cameras or witnesses.

DutchTeenCash · 06-19-2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

time for your medication

E$_manager · 06-19-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

9:30 is alright dor the firework, unless there are no small children trying to sleep

XxXotic · 06-19-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

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scottybuzz · 06-19-2006, 08:43 AM

nothing u can do unlucky

pornguy · 06-19-2006, 08:48 AM

Glue the mail box closed, and take the spray section off of some of her sprinklers.

TurboAngel · 06-19-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

I wish my cat was still here he would fuck you up and I would let him!

NoWhErE · 06-19-2006, 08:54 AM

And I wasn't invited? Some friend you are! hehe

BuggyG · 06-19-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

wait.. was that you.. saturday night
umm.. past anjou??
was wondering why I saw fireworks when I was taking the 25
maybe not you.. but just curious if it might be

Why · 06-19-2006, 08:59 AM

shove a potatoe up her exhaust pipe. or lift her car on blocks just enough so her tires are off the ground.

both of those are priceless as well as harmless. unless of course.... the potatoe doesnt come out without a tow to the exhaust shop. of the bitch doesnt get her car to fall of the blocks while she is flooring it trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and she backs into a passing car.

Wordsforhire · 06-19-2006, 09:09 AM

Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

Our cat is called the fluffer and there are times when I wish I could shove a potato up her exhaust pipe..I can sweat this cat is on drugs.

If she is not climbing up my walls, jumping up for the car keys, opening the front door, runnning around the house like a mad thing, growling like a dog, jumping up the windows...well you know the drill...

Why · 06-19-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Wordsforhire

Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

Our cat is called the fluffer and there are times when I wish I could shove a potato up her exhaust pipe..I can sweat this cat is on drugs.

If she is not climbing up my walls, jumping up for the car keys, opening the front door, runnning around the house like a mad thing, growling like a dog, jumping up the windows...well you know the drill...

sounds like my last mother fucker of a cat.

TurboAngel · 06-19-2006, 09:13 AM

[QUOTE=Wordsforhire]Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

[QUOTE]

Thanks hun, it's a shame he died but that's been enough times so I can talk about him now. At the time of his death he was the size of a boxer and weigh 90 something pounds.

I realy do miss him but I don't miss taking him to the vet cuz everything they did to him I got hit with $100 charge.

One shot would be 20 something plus a $100. They do that to people who have exotic animals.

Got Porn? · 06-19-2006, 09:14 AM

That bitch should have had the balls to came over and asked you to stop before calling the police.

AaronM · 06-19-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

Here's an idea.....Try showing a little more respect to your neighbors and wait until the 4th of July to set off that shit.

SilentKnight · 06-20-2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I realy do miss him but I don't miss taking him to the vet cuz everything they did to him I got hit with $100 charge.

One shot would be 20 something plus a $100. They do that to people who have exotic animals.

$100 isn't bad, actually. A year ago last April one of our cats experienced liver and kidney failure and we had to have her put down. They charged us close to $100 for an intravenous (she was slightly dehydrated), another $100 to be put to sleep...and another $150 for a private cremation.

$350 total - to take home an urn a week later.

minusonebit · 06-20-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Here's an idea.....Try showing a little more respect to your neighbors and wait until the 4th of July to set off that shit.

Or maybe the neighbors should mind thier own fucking business? At 9:30 PM on a Saturday, nothing wrong with that.

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