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Doctor Dre 06-18-2006 08:05 PM

And the police shows up at the door
 
Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

notabook 06-18-2006 08:06 PM

Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

fallenmuffin 06-18-2006 08:06 PM

Next time her cat comes into your yard.. shoot it.

(Cunts like that always have a cat or dog running around that they call sweetie)

facialfreak 06-18-2006 08:07 PM

Practicing for SJB are ya ???? LOL:1orglaugh

MaddCaz 06-18-2006 08:07 PM

shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago

MaddCaz 06-18-2006 08:07 PM

shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago

pussyluver 06-18-2006 08:08 PM

Best to let it go... I know it sucks. It's a pain in the ass to the police too.

Doctor Dre 06-18-2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz
shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago

They illegal here too... I did them a tons of time in Ottawa, but here (small city near mtl), you can't do them. Municipal law. But still...

what a fucking cunt.

BoyAlley 06-18-2006 08:10 PM

What a bitch. http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...sc/ranting.gif

FLAiR 06-18-2006 08:12 PM

damn.. i would of told her to go fuck her self and stfu, lol

SilentKnight 06-18-2006 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Next time her cat comes into your yard.. shoot it.

(Cunts like that always have a cat or dog running around that they call sweetie)

Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

Do what we did one time - my wife called up all the local video rental stores and had the neighbour's memberships canceled. Using her name, she claimed her purse had gotten stolen and she wanted to cancel before someone used her card.

UtahSaints 06-18-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

was it after Oilerss game last night?

CaptainHowdy 06-18-2006 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !

notabook 06-18-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

fallenmuffin 06-18-2006 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

Do what we did one time - my wife called up all the local video rental stores and had the neighbour's memberships canceled. Using her name, she claimed her purse had gotten stolen and she wanted to cancel before someone used her card.

:winkwink: Of course i'm joking.. i luv those kitties (wow, that was pretty gay)

Spunky 06-18-2006 09:33 PM

Quote:

Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

notabook 06-18-2006 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

Hey don't worry, we can feed it a nice antifreeze steak. Give it a nice last meal before it disappears in the ether. :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 06-18-2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

my dog fucked your cat

madawgz 06-18-2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats fucking mean

Rictor 06-18-2006 11:21 PM

It's still light here at 9:30. You couldn't see the fireworks. It's barely dark enough by 10 pm.

cranki 06-18-2006 11:23 PM

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SilentKnight 06-19-2006 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

I'd enjoy the opportunity of spending 10-15 minutes alone with you in a small closed room with no cameras or witnesses.

DutchTeenCash 06-19-2006 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

time for your medication

E$_manager 06-19-2006 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

9:30 is alright dor the firework, unless there are no small children trying to sleep

XxXotic 06-19-2006 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

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scottybuzz 06-19-2006 08:43 AM

nothing u can do unlucky

pornguy 06-19-2006 08:48 AM

Glue the mail box closed, and take the spray section off of some of her sprinklers.

TurboAngel 06-19-2006 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

I wish my cat was still here he would fuck you up and I would let him!


http://www.turboface.com/misc/newcat1.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/newcat4.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/lilkitty1.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/lilkitty3.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/lilkitty4.jpg

NoWhErE 06-19-2006 08:54 AM

And I wasn't invited? Some friend you are! hehe

BuggyG 06-19-2006 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.

wait.. was that you.. saturday night
umm.. past anjou??
was wondering why I saw fireworks when I was taking the 25
maybe not you.. but just curious if it might be

Why 06-19-2006 08:59 AM

shove a potatoe up her exhaust pipe. or lift her car on blocks just enough so her tires are off the ground.


both of those are priceless as well as harmless. unless of course.... the potatoe doesnt come out without a tow to the exhaust shop. of the bitch doesnt get her car to fall of the blocks while she is flooring it trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and she backs into a passing car.

Wordsforhire 06-19-2006 09:09 AM

Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

Our cat is called the fluffer and there are times when I wish I could shove a potato up her exhaust pipe..I can sweat this cat is on drugs.

If she is not climbing up my walls, jumping up for the car keys, opening the front door, runnning around the house like a mad thing, growling like a dog, jumping up the windows...well you know the drill...

Why 06-19-2006 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wordsforhire
Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

Our cat is called the fluffer and there are times when I wish I could shove a potato up her exhaust pipe..I can sweat this cat is on drugs.

If she is not climbing up my walls, jumping up for the car keys, opening the front door, runnning around the house like a mad thing, growling like a dog, jumping up the windows...well you know the drill...

sounds like my last mother fucker of a cat.

TurboAngel 06-19-2006 09:13 AM

[QUOTE=Wordsforhire]Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

[QUOTE]


Thanks hun, it's a shame he died but that's been enough times so I can talk about him now. At the time of his death he was the size of a boxer and weigh 90 something pounds.

I realy do miss him but I don't miss taking him to the vet cuz everything they did to him I got hit with $100 charge. :( One shot would be 20 something plus a $100. They do that to people who have exotic animals.

:(

Got Porn? 06-19-2006 09:14 AM

That bitch should have had the balls to came over and asked you to stop before calling the police.

AaronM 06-19-2006 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.



Here's an idea.....Try showing a little more respect to your neighbors and wait until the 4th of July to set off that shit. :2 cents:

SilentKnight 06-20-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
I realy do miss him but I don't miss taking him to the vet cuz everything they did to him I got hit with $100 charge. :( One shot would be 20 something plus a $100. They do that to people who have exotic animals.

:(

$100 isn't bad, actually. A year ago last April one of our cats experienced liver and kidney failure and we had to have her put down. They charged us close to $100 for an intravenous (she was slightly dehydrated), another $100 to be put to sleep...and another $150 for a private cremation.

$350 total - to take home an urn a week later.

minusonebit 06-20-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Here's an idea.....Try showing a little more respect to your neighbors and wait until the 4th of July to set off that shit. :2 cents:

Or maybe the neighbors should mind thier own fucking business? At 9:30 PM on a Saturday, nothing wrong with that.


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