Anybody know scientific reason why pussy & ass are so damn close? - GoFuckYourself.com

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 01:06 AM

Why the hell did the man upstairs make those two holes so close to each other?

You've heard all the jokes about the intake being too close to the exhaust, but seriously, is this not true?

Is their an advantage in having both holes so fucking close to one another other than increasing sensation?

Men have a choda - area that separates their cock and nut sack from their ass. No such thing exists for women and I want to konw why...why does my nutsack have to be slapping up against asshole when I fuck a chick? Why?

For hygenic purposes alone, is this not a goddam problem for women?

Now that I thought about it I can't unthink about it. FUCK!

Jak · 05-20-2002, 01:09 AM

uhm...

LoveAsianChicks · 05-20-2002, 01:13 AM

Not sure which hole to stick your dick in?
Relax dude, both work!

Serious they are close together because there isn't much room.
Would you rather have the girls pussy on your arm or something?

twistyneck · 05-20-2002, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by Bobo
Men have a choda - area that separates their cock and nut sack from their ass. No such thing exists for women and I want to konw why...why does my nutsack have to be slapping up against asshole when I fuck a chick? Why?

Such a thing does exist. It's called a "taint." Taint pussy, taint asshole. Geez, I thought everyone knew that.

Aussie Rebel · 05-20-2002, 01:16 AM

The skin between the muck hole and the fuck hole is called a fact,
ya break that you are in the shit. Thats a Fact

UnseenWorld · 05-20-2002, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
Not sure which hole to stick your dick in?
Relax dude, both work!

Serious they are close together because there isn't much room.
Would you rather have the girls pussy on your arm or something?

If we are the result of an evolutionary process that selects features for their survival advantages...why do MEN have nipples?

ServerGenius · 05-20-2002, 01:18 AM

It would be pretty annoying if they were far apart....

1: usually when taking a shit you also take a piss....
2: if you like to fuck/lick both it will be uncovenient and you'll get
tired like hell wasting energy moving around all the time
3: double dildo's would became very expensive
4: you would have to wear double for men/triple for women underwear
5: having your brown star mounted on your forehead would look pretty silly

DynaMite

jimmy3way · 05-20-2002, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by Bobo
...why does my nutsack have to be slapping up against asshole when I fuck a chick? Why?

For hygenic purposes alone, is this not a goddam problem for women?

You just need to teach your woman to wash that ass, der. There's this new invention called toilet paper...

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 01:43 AM

HAHAHAHAHA! I shouldn't have asked...my bad.

chodadog · 05-20-2002, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by Bobo
a choda - area that separates their cock and nut sack from their ass. No such thing exists for women and I want to konw why...why does my nutsack have to be slapping up against asshole when I fuck a chick? Why?

Firstly, that area is not called a choda. Secondly, there is no such thing as a choda. Chodaboy, Chodadog, all derived from "Chode"

Chode, as far as i know, is extreme penile shrinkage, often caused by all too cold showers. Chode status has been reached when your penis is as wide as it is long.

ServerGenius · 05-20-2002, 01:49 AM

which in my case is still a very reasonably length

DynaMite

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 02:01 AM

Dude, it's nothing personal. Where I'm from, it's called a Choda...maybe that's not the textbook name for that area, just a street term, I dunno. I do like your definition of it better. What is it called if the girth of your cock is not the same size, but actually longer than the length of your cock? Hmmm...maybe simply freak or gross abberation.

chodadog · 05-20-2002, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by Bobo
Dude, it's nothing personal. Where I'm from, it's called a Choda...maybe that's not the textbook name for that area, just a street term, I dunno. I do like your definition of it better. What is it called if the girth of your cock is not the same size, but actually longer than the length of your cock? Hmmm...maybe simply freak or gross abberation.

No personal offence taken. Just pointing out the meaning. Wider than the length, that would be harsh. Some sort of extreme chode. I pity da foo' that has extreme chode.

chodadog · 05-20-2002, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by DynaSpain
which in my case is still a very reasonably length

That's just scary dude!

jimmy3way · 05-20-2002, 02:13 AM

There's a place down the street from my house called Chode's Hardware.

eroswebmaster · 05-20-2002, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks

Would you rather have the girls pussy on your arm or something?

If I had a pussy on my arm...I wouldn't be leaving home for days.

SNOW · 05-20-2002, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

If I had a pussy on my arm...I wouldn't be leaving home for days.

LOL you and me both

SNOW · 05-20-2002, 02:27 AM

THEY ARE CLOSE so you can carry them as a SIXPACK

Scootermuze · 05-20-2002, 03:28 AM

It kinda goes along with the question, "Why is everything that we just have one of in the middle?"

Milton · 05-20-2002, 04:06 AM

i think your gay if you thinking how your as working and where it is placed everyday.. do some freesites instead

Living For Today · 05-20-2002, 06:07 AM

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Originally posted by Bobo
Dude, it's nothing personal. Where I'm from, it's called a Choda...maybe that's not the textbook name for that area, just a street term, I dunno. I do like your definition of it better. What is it called if the girth of your cock is not the same size, but actually longer than the length of your cock? Hmmm...maybe simply freak or gross abberation.

Its a choad or chode (spelling hehe) where Im from to. And since that is close to choda dog I guess its a location thing!

Radix · 05-20-2002, 06:29 AM

I always wondered how animals find the right hole!

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 06:31 AM

For animals that knowledge seems to be inborn.
Sadly, their have been humans that have done anal sex for years and then wondering why they couldn't get pregnant.

chodadog · 05-20-2002, 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by Bobo
For animals that knowledge seems to be inborn.
Sadly, their have been humans that have done anal sex for years and then wondering why they couldn't get pregnant.

Wow, for a change, this link could actually be relevant!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...dworld.sexlife

Lord Assmore · 05-20-2002, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by Radix
I always wondered how animals find the right hole!

They don't do that always. It's an established fact that homosexuality and anal probing also exist amongst animals, in particular monkeys.

dav555add · 05-20-2002, 06:53 AM

well, my girlfriend always take a good shower before we go to bed. she loves it when I suck her pussy and her ass hole at the same time....

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 07:00 AM

Lord Assmore, what happens to the monkeys that start anal probing other monkeys? Do they get beat down by the other monkeys or do they usually learn where they should be putting the cock?

TheFLY · 05-20-2002, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

If we are the result of an evolutionary process that selects features for their survival advantages...why do MEN have nipples?

Hey my nipples work damnit -- and thank god for it... hehe

alias · 05-20-2002, 08:30 AM

i vaginally penetrated this thread then flipped it around and fucked her in the ass

MagicksAntics · 05-20-2002, 08:54 AM

Why are they so close together? Ummm...maybe convenience?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 05-20-2002, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by SNOW
THEY ARE CLOSE so you can carry them as a SIXPACK

Isn't the perfect woman one that turns into a six-pack and 2 of your best friends, once you're done fucking her ????

Pipecrew · 05-20-2002, 09:36 AM

Iam truly insulted I was not consulted earlier in this matter for I know the real answer, It dates back to cave man days. Caveman use to knock a woman out and drag her back, carrying her lke a bowling ball, if you understand the dimensions of a bowling ball, you will understand.

Bobo · 05-20-2002, 10:32 AM

LOL! I should have known to consult you Pipecrew.

05-20-2002, 01:06 AM	#1
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Anybody know scientific reason why pussy & ass are so damn close? Why the hell did the man upstairs make those two holes so close to each other? You've heard all the jokes about the intake being too close to the exhaust, but seriously, is this not true? Is their an advantage in having both holes so fucking close to one another other than increasing sensation? Men have a choda - area that separates their cock and nut sack from their ass. No such thing exists for women and I want to konw why...why does my nutsack have to be slapping up against asshole when I fuck a chick? Why? For hygenic purposes alone, is this not a goddam problem for women? Now that I thought about it I can't unthink about it. FUCK!

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ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	It would be pretty annoying if they were far apart.... 1: usually when taking a shit you also take a piss.... 2: if you like to fuck/lick both it will be uncovenient and you'll get tired like hell wasting energy moving around all the time 3: double dildo's would became very expensive 4: you would have to wear double for men/triple for women underwear 5: having your brown star mounted on your forehead would look pretty silly DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	There's a place down the street from my house called Chode's Hardware. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Not sure which hole to stick your dick in? Relax dude, both work! Serious they are close together because there isn't much room. Would you rather have the girls pussy on your arm or something?

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Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	The skin between the muck hole and the fuck hole is called a fact, ya break that you are in the shit. Thats a Fact

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	HAHAHAHAHA! I shouldn't have asked...my bad.

05-20-2002, 02:01 AM	#12
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Dude, it's nothing personal. Where I'm from, it's called a Choda...maybe that's not the textbook name for that area, just a street term, I dunno. I do like your definition of it better. What is it called if the girth of your cock is not the same size, but actually longer than the length of your cock? Hmmm...maybe simply freak or gross abberation.

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	THEY ARE CLOSE so you can carry them as a SIXPACK

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	It kinda goes along with the question, "Why is everything that we just have one of in the middle?"

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Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	i think your gay if you thinking how your as working and where it is placed everyday.. do some freesites instead

05-20-2002, 06:31 AM	#23
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	For animals that knowledge seems to be inborn. Sadly, their have been humans that have done anal sex for years and then wondering why they couldn't get pregnant.

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dav555add Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 3,427	well, my girlfriend always take a good shower before we go to bed. she loves it when I suck her pussy and her ass hole at the same time.... __________________ ...

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Lord Assmore, what happens to the monkeys that start anal probing other monkeys? Do they get beat down by the other monkeys or do they usually learn where they should be putting the cock?

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MagicksAntics Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 455	Why are they so close together? Ummm...maybe convenience?

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Iam truly insulted I was not consulted earlier in this matter for I know the real answer, It dates back to cave man days. Caveman use to knock a woman out and drag her back, carrying her lke a bowling ball, if you understand the dimensions of a bowling ball, you will understand.

05-20-2002, 10:32 AM	#33
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	LOL! I should have known to consult you Pipecrew.