Anybody know scientific reason why pussy & ass are so damn close?
 

Why the hell did the man upstairs make those two holes so close to each other?

You've heard all the jokes about the intake being too close to the exhaust, but seriously, is this not true?

Is their an advantage in having both holes so fucking close to one another other than increasing sensation?

Men have a choda - area that separates their cock and nut sack from their ass. No such thing exists for women and I want to konw why...why does my nutsack have to be slapping up against asshole when I fuck a chick? Why?

For hygenic purposes alone, is this not a goddam problem for women?

Now that I thought about it I can't unthink about it. FUCK!

uhm...

Not sure which hole to stick your dick in?
Relax dude, both work! :thumbsup

Serious they are close together because there isn't much room.
Would you rather have the girls pussy on your arm or something?

Such a thing does exist. It's called a "taint." Taint pussy, taint asshole. Geez, I thought everyone knew that.

The skin between the muck hole and the fuck hole is called a fact,
ya break that you are in the shit. Thats a Fact
:1orglaugh :(

If we are the result of an evolutionary process that selects features for their survival advantages...why do MEN have nipples?

It would be pretty annoying if they were far apart....

1: usually when taking a shit you also take a piss....
2: if you like to fuck/lick both it will be uncovenient and you'll get
tired like hell wasting energy moving around all the time
3: double dildo's would became very expensive
4: you would have to wear double for men/triple for women underwear
5: having your brown star mounted on your forehead would look pretty silly


DynaMite :winkwink:

You just need to teach your woman to wash that ass, der. There's this new invention called toilet paper...

HAHAHAHAHA! I shouldn't have asked...my bad.

Firstly, that area is not called a choda. Secondly, there is no such thing as a choda. Chodaboy, Chodadog, all derived from "Chode"

Chode, as far as i know, is extreme penile shrinkage, often caused by all too cold showers. Chode status has been reached when your penis is as wide as it is long.

which in my case is still a very reasonably length :1orglaugh

DynaMite

Dude, it's nothing personal. Where I'm from, it's called a Choda...maybe that's not the textbook name for that area, just a street term, I dunno. I do like your definition of it better. What is it called if the girth of your cock is not the same size, but actually longer than the length of your cock? Hmmm...maybe simply freak or gross abberation.

No personal offence taken. Just pointing out the meaning. Wider than the length, that would be harsh. Some sort of extreme chode. I pity da foo' that has extreme chode.

That's just scary dude!

There's a place down the street from my house called Chode's Hardware.

If I had a pussy on my arm...I wouldn't be leaving home for days.

LOL you and me both :)

THEY ARE CLOSE so you can carry them as a SIXPACK

It kinda goes along with the question, "Why is everything that we just have one of in the middle?"

i think your gay if you thinking how your as working and where it is placed everyday.. do some freesites instead

Its a choad or chode (spelling hehe) where Im from to. And since that is close to choda dog I guess its a location thing! :Graucho

I always wondered how animals find the right hole!

For animals that knowledge seems to be inborn.
Sadly, their have been humans that have done anal sex for years and then wondering why they couldn't get pregnant.

Wow, for a change, this link could actually be relevant!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...dworld.sexlife

They don't do that always. It's an established fact that homosexuality and anal probing also exist amongst animals, in particular monkeys.

well, my girlfriend always take a good shower before we go to bed. she loves it when I suck her pussy and her ass hole at the same time....:Graucho

Lord Assmore, what happens to the monkeys that start anal probing other monkeys? Do they get beat down by the other monkeys or do they usually learn where they should be putting the cock?

Hey my nipples work damnit -- and thank god for it... hehe

i vaginally penetrated this thread then flipped it around and fucked her in the ass

Why are they so close together? Ummm...maybe convenience?

:Graucho

Isn't the perfect woman one that turns into a six-pack and 2 of your best friends, once you're done fucking her ???? :eek2

Iam truly insulted I was not consulted earlier in this matter for I know the real answer, It dates back to cave man days. Caveman use to knock a woman out and drag her back, carrying her lke a bowling ball, if you understand the dimensions of a bowling ball, you will understand.

LOL! I should have known to consult you Pipecrew. :winkwink: