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OneBallJohn · 05-22-2002, 08:57 PM

this is ehter varry funny or varry sad i am not sure witch.

Keev · 05-22-2002, 09:00 PM

they stuffed his anal pipe full of tomales

Sly_RJ · 05-22-2002, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OneBallJohn
this is ehter varry funny or varry sad i am not sure witch.

Can't it be both?

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 09:05 PM

IMPORTANT UPDATE:
-------------------------

Mr. Matthews has been incarcerated for a range of offenses including narcotics violations and weapons offenses according to my people at Optical Amplitude/Mexico Branch Office. Additional charges are pending for assault, fraud and theft.

Mexican prisons, officially known as Centers for Social Readaptation, are commonly overcrowded, filthy and dangerous and they are frequently staffed by undertrained and corrupt guards.

The state penitentiary in Tijuana, for example, where 157 Americans are held, was built to hold 1,800 inmates but currently has 4,300. The prison, where Aaron is being held, was built to accommodate 200 prisoners but now holds nearly 1,200. A solid block of forbidding whitewashed concrete walls topped with razor wire, this prison's upper stories have only barred, open slits for ventilation, and prisoners stuff blankets and newspapers into them to try to defeat the winter cold. Prisoners complain that they must buy food, medicine and other necessities from guards, or bribe guards to allow the goods to be brought in.

We got a quote from Aaron on the only five minute visit we were allowed. "You could get whiskey, drugs, women, whatever you wanted, as long as you had the money, but without my money or my bitches, I'm beginning to starve to death in here." - Aaron M.

Drug and alcohol abuse is rampant and guards there supply 40 percent of the illegal drugs smuggled into the prisons while inmates lack drinking water. The corruption and poor conditions have led to riots that endanger inmates.

Authorities stormed the prison with federal troops after riots broke out led by none other than our own Aaron. Ten prisoners were killed and dozens injured when Mr. Matthews went on an all out ballistic escape attempt.

Mexican efforts to curb gun smuggling and drug trafficking are using this incident as an example to all visitors to Mexico. That's right. Aaron is to be made an example of. United States officials visited Mr. Matthews twice after his arrest. He appeared to be under the influence of drugs on the first visit, they said, and was uncooperative on the second. They said he refused to sign a Privacy Act waiver that would have allowed them to work on his case. During the night of May 20th, Mr. Matthews became agitated and wandered around the cell where he was being held with 60 other inmates, according to Mexican officials. Mumbling incoherently, the officials said, he stumbled repeatedly over prisoners who were trying to sleep.

At least four prisoners and one guard severely beat Mr. Matthews, who then lay unconscious until he was taken to a hospital on May 21st, where he was pronounced dead.

Mexican officials have pledged to prosecute those responsible.

jimmy3way · 05-22-2002, 09:07 PM

This reminds me of that guy who got locked up in Nogales, Sonora for having one bullet in his car.

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:11 PM

Legends like AaronM do not die. THEY MULTIPLY

Kimmykim · 05-22-2002, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
Legends like AaronM do not die. THEY MULTIPLY

Especially when their other nicks are posting for them since theirs got banned...

Keev · 05-22-2002, 09:18 PM

Multiply? I think we're on the cloning era now

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Especially when their other nicks are posting for them since theirs got banned...

Yeah, he is a kinda crazy mofo like that ain't he? Gotta love him!

Kimmykim · 05-22-2002, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog

Yeah, he is a kinda crazy mofo like that ain't he? Gotta love him!

I'm still trying to figure out why you kept on til you got banned in the first place. Next week I'll work on why you bother posting under your alternate name.

Jamie · 05-22-2002, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'm still trying to figure out why you kept on til you got banned in the first place. Next week I'll work on why you bother posting under your alternate name.

Player Hater!

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'm still trying to figure out why you kept on til you got banned in the first place. Next week I'll work on why you bother posting under your alternate name.

Ya got the wrong guy babe. Keep fishing.

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 09:26 PM

show her yer nuts!

Sly_RJ · 05-22-2002, 09:26 PM

You don't know me! You don't know me!

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
show her yer nuts!

DUDE! I had misplaced them for a bit. Thanks for the reminder.

Splicer · 05-22-2002, 09:41 PM

Hey guys!

I know a lawyer in Baja.

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 09:41 PM

just look at them black beauties!!!

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
just look at them black beauties!!!

Suckable ain't they?

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog

Suckable ain't they?

speaking of chocolate salty balls....

Chocolate Salty Balls
----------------------------------
Ingredients:

2 T. cinammon
2-3 egg whites
1/2 stick of butter (melted)
1 c. flour
1/4 c. unsweetened chocolate
1/2 c. brandy (ok, maybe ALOT more brandy)
1-2 bag(s) sugar
pinch vanilla

Instructions:

Stir in first three ingredients with a wooden spoon in a bowl
Stir in the flour
Mix in remaining ingredients
Grease the cookie sheet
Preheat oven to 350 F
Roll into balls, place on cookie sheet
Cook and Chill
Nutritional Information:

Packed full of vitamins
High in fiber

They're good for you!

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

speaking of chocolate salty balls....

Chocolate Salty Balls
----------------------------------
Ingredients:

2 T. cinammon
2-3 egg whites
1/2 stick of butter (melted)
1 c. flour
1/4 c. unsweetened chocolate
1/2 c. brandy (ok, maybe ALOT more brandy)
1-2 bag(s) sugar
pinch vanilla

Instructions:

Stir in first three ingredients with a wooden spoon in a bowl
Stir in the flour
Mix in remaining ingredients
Grease the cookie sheet
Preheat oven to 350 F
Roll into balls, place on cookie sheet
Cook and Chill
Nutritional Information:

Packed full of vitamins
High in fiber

They're good for you!

Spoken like a true Chef.

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 09:56 PM

Hey everybody have you seen my balls? Their big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth!

OOOOOh Suck on my chocolate salty balls. Stick em in your mouth and SUCK EM!

Jamie · 05-22-2002, 09:56 PM

When's the BBQ?

Kimmykim · 05-22-2002, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie

Player Hater!

Blow me little man.

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Blow me little man.

daaaaayyyyuuuuum!!!

that's a bitch-slappin' if I ever seen one!

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Blow me little man.

Where does the line start?

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Sly_RJ · 05-22-2002, 10:07 PM

Quit stealing the thread! I miss Aaron!

baddog · 05-22-2002, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude

CNN has some video

think that was Chandra Levy, not Aaron that they had film of, at least I hope it was not Aaron's skull

baddog · 05-22-2002, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Drug and alcohol abuse is rampant and guards there supply 40 percent of the illegal drugs smuggled into the prisons while inmates lack drinking water.

Inmates lack drinking water? Why should they be any different than anyone else in TJ? The last thing anyone would want to do in TJ is drink the water. Why do you think tequila is so popular?

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-22-2002, 10:55 PM

TJ Water kicks ass y'all!

baddog · 05-22-2002, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
TJ Water kicks ass y'all!

yeah, I think that is the major complaint

DPlayMax · 05-22-2002, 11:52 PM

i thought that he was busted a long long long time ago..

Jamie · 05-23-2002, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DPlayMax
i thought that he was busted a long long long time ago..

Which rock did you just crawl out from? hehe

ADIDAS · 05-23-2002, 08:48 AM

Hey I finally was able to get ahold of Aaron's sister. She has been in Mexico and her cell phone would not work. But she says that their attorney is working hard with the american embassy and that they may be able to get him freed by next week.

She also said they were finally able to get to see him and that he was alive but badly abused by both inmates and custody.

Lets hope that the attorneys can get him home....

12clicks · 05-23-2002, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADIDAS

She also said they were finally able to get to see him and that he was alive but badly abused by both inmates and custody.

translation: his hiney hurts.

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-23-2002, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

translation: his hiney hurts.

No good. NO FUCKING GOOD!

Darren · 05-23-2002, 09:27 AM

they must have ICQ installed in his prison cell then cus i was chatting to him on it yesterday.

TheEnforcer · 05-23-2002, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Ok, that's it...No more eating before hitting this board!

No shit. Fuck, if people are gonna post shit like that Lens should get rid of that fucking feature.

Kimmykim · 05-23-2002, 12:18 PM

Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.

Steve · 05-23-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.

that is really the best part of this whole thread

TheSpaceBulldog · 05-23-2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve

that is really the best part of this whole thread

I agree 100%

Jamie · 05-23-2002, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.

1 down!

pimpdog · 05-23-2002, 03:05 PM

fuck aaaaaaronM, he is a fucking idiot and all the BP4L faggots that pretend to be pimpin, stfu and get over yourselves.

TDF · 05-23-2002, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpdog
fuck aaaaaaronM, he is a fucking idiot and all the BP4L faggots that pretend to be pimpin, stfu and get over yourselves.

Pimpin is hard to when your 3rd leg is draggin the ground too bad some of us will never enjoy this wonderful euphonic experience...no cookie for u before bed faggot now clean my black boots before the sky is will be raining with your crimson tears

Jamie · 05-23-2002, 04:52 PM

I'm starting to think this is a Lensman conspiracy. Who told Lensman we were going to be in TJ? I'm pretty sure he paid the officials to arrest him.

Sly_RJ · 05-23-2002, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie
I'm starting to think this is a Lensman conspiracy. Who told Lensman we were going to be in TJ? I'm pretty sure he paid the officials to arrest him.

I didn't mean to squeal, but Cheshire showed me her tits! Can you blame me?

SFBU · 05-23-2002, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I didn't mean to squeal, but Cheshire showed me her tits! Can you blame me?

And all this time I thought that Cheshire was a guy.

Cheshire · 05-23-2002, 05:33 PM

Did I just see The Space Bulldog's nut sack??

And what would make you think I was a GUY SFBU

Sly_RJ · 05-23-2002, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFBU

And all this time I thought that Cheshire was a guy.

I should kick your ass for such a rude comment about my woman...

Jamie · 05-23-2002, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFBU

And all this time I thought that Cheshire was a guy.

Cheshire is a Girl? I need proof, pics please!

Cheshire · 05-23-2002, 07:03 PM

I don't like needy men Jaimie...

05-22-2002, 09:00 PM	#152
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05-22-2002, 09:05 PM	#154
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	IMPORTANT UPDATE: ------------------------- Mr. Matthews has been incarcerated for a range of offenses including narcotics violations and weapons offenses according to my people at Optical Amplitude/Mexico Branch Office. Additional charges are pending for assault, fraud and theft. Mexican prisons, officially known as Centers for Social Readaptation, are commonly overcrowded, filthy and dangerous and they are frequently staffed by undertrained and corrupt guards. The state penitentiary in Tijuana, for example, where 157 Americans are held, was built to hold 1,800 inmates but currently has 4,300. The prison, where Aaron is being held, was built to accommodate 200 prisoners but now holds nearly 1,200. A solid block of forbidding whitewashed concrete walls topped with razor wire, this prison's upper stories have only barred, open slits for ventilation, and prisoners stuff blankets and newspapers into them to try to defeat the winter cold. Prisoners complain that they must buy food, medicine and other necessities from guards, or bribe guards to allow the goods to be brought in. We got a quote from Aaron on the only five minute visit we were allowed. "You could get whiskey, drugs, women, whatever you wanted, as long as you had the money, but without my money or my bitches, I'm beginning to starve to death in here." - Aaron M. Drug and alcohol abuse is rampant and guards there supply 40 percent of the illegal drugs smuggled into the prisons while inmates lack drinking water. The corruption and poor conditions have led to riots that endanger inmates. Authorities stormed the prison with federal troops after riots broke out led by none other than our own Aaron. Ten prisoners were killed and dozens injured when Mr. Matthews went on an all out ballistic escape attempt. Mexican efforts to curb gun smuggling and drug trafficking are using this incident as an example to all visitors to Mexico. That's right. Aaron is to be made an example of. United States officials visited Mr. Matthews twice after his arrest. He appeared to be under the influence of drugs on the first visit, they said, and was uncooperative on the second. They said he refused to sign a Privacy Act waiver that would have allowed them to work on his case. During the night of May 20th, Mr. Matthews became agitated and wandered around the cell where he was being held with 60 other inmates, according to Mexican officials. Mumbling incoherently, the officials said, he stumbled repeatedly over prisoners who were trying to sleep. At least four prisoners and one guard severely beat Mr. Matthews, who then lay unconscious until he was taken to a hospital on May 21st, where he was pronounced dead. Mexican officials have pledged to prosecute those responsible. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

05-22-2002, 09:07 PM	#155
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05-22-2002, 08:57 PM	#151
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05-22-2002, 09:26 PM	#163
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	show her yer nuts!

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05-22-2002, 09:41 PM	#166
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05-22-2002, 09:41 PM	#167
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	just look at them black beauties!!!

05-22-2002, 09:56 PM	#171
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05-22-2002, 10:07 PM	#176
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Quit stealing the thread! I miss Aaron!

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05-23-2002, 08:48 AM	#183
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05-23-2002, 12:18 PM	#188
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Who put the stupid music in here? No more reading this thread for me.

05-23-2002, 03:05 PM	#192
pimpdog So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: California Posts: 400	fuck aaaaaaronM, he is a fucking idiot and all the BP4L faggots that pretend to be pimpin, stfu and get over yourselves.

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