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ajrocks · 05-19-2006, 08:32 AM

Your a dirtly little whore..... Suck my cock.

polish_aristocrat · 05-19-2006, 08:33 AM

are people actually using pick up lines?

i am serious....

WebairGerard · 05-19-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Hi, my names Jack Stevens...i'm a neurologist with doctors without borders....i also do some work for unicef....but i don't like to brag, its all about the kids, god bless em.

Can i buy you a drink?

love it! funny stuff!

Screaming · 05-19-2006, 10:24 AM

Not trying to be 2 foward, but I think you are very attractive. Heres my number, if you ever want to go out, get some coffee, a bite, maybe a drink, give me a call.

2HousePlague · 05-19-2006, 01:56 PM

"My true passion is working with retards."

2hp

OMG Jim · 05-19-2006, 02:18 PM

If you see a girl that looks annoyed because some loser is trying to put the move on her then casually walk up to the two of them and don't say a word but start sniffing.

One of them usually says "What?" to which you reply... "Smells like bullshit to me!" At that point you've saved the girl and shown her you have a sense of humor also.

Caution: Don't try this if the guy looks like he could whip your ass!

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Vitasoy · 05-20-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks

your parents must be retards because your so special.

Have you ever used that?

mikiemd101 · 05-20-2006, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

are people actually using pick up lines?

i am serious....

Get real it's o6 , ducktape is the answer.

MarkMan · 05-20-2006, 10:32 PM

lol
some of them are funny like hell

Nismo · 05-20-2006, 10:43 PM

"will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

2HousePlague · 07-02-2006, 01:21 AM

"Fuck me, you shall."

2hp

madawgz · 07-02-2006, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taboo

Here's a few in different flavors:

Stupid/Funny: You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Softcore: The best way to get "over" someone is to get "under" someone

Hardcore: The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor.

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Kimo · 07-02-2006, 01:51 AM

all you have to do is go into a bar and walk down the bar tapping chicks on the head saying "duck, duck, duck, duck" and when you get to the drunkest one with the phattest ass you grab her ass and yell "GOOSE!"

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