Good pick up lines, anyone?
 

Some people say that I have an IQ of atleast 180.

I doubt that is true.














I probably are around 200. *serious look*

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hi, my names Jack Stevens...i'm a neurologist with doctors without borders....i also do some work for unicef....but i don't like to brag, its all about the kids, god bless em.

Can i buy you a drink?

funny :1orglaugh

keep'em coming :thumbsup

Here's a few in different flavors:

Stupid/Funny: You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Softcore: The best way to get "over" someone is to get "under" someone

Hardcore: The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor. :thumbsup

Coming Soon: http://www.PickupLines.com :winkwink:

One my friends have been using lately.

"I'm shipping off to Fallujah, 181st artillery batallion.. in a week....i sure would like to find a girl to spend some time with, & just hold... before i ship into hell."

Amazingly its been working like perfection....but i'm too fat to play the G.I. card.

haha. Great :thumbsup

"I've seen better legs on a Piano" has NEVER ONCE failed.

2hp

"Hey toots...wanna split a penis between us?"

Failing that, fall back on - "If I follow you home...can I sleep in your bathtub?"

lol... girls are so easy to manipulate. :winkwink:

"MY DICK IS SO BIG IT CHEWS GUM" !!:thumbsup

killer, most work like crazy.

Going to sleep now. Hope this thread don't die :)

Hey, does this smell like chloroform

WTF?? :Oh crap

nice shoes, wanna fuck? :)

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Never heard that one before hahahahaha :1orglaugh

If it's a guy that is a girl is really attracted to or she has had a crush on for a while, all he has to say is, "HELLO" :1orglaugh

nice shoes...wanna boink?

excuse me, have you seen my nobel peace prize around here?

number one guaranteed to work everytime

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

ohhh that last one is muffed up!

ROFLz :thumbsup

And falling back on that (or any other line) - "Why you bein picky? I'm not!"

Lol..some pretty good ones there..I like the military one

fuck me if im wrong, but isnt your name shirley?

This face leaves in an hour and I want you on it !

You homo. You couldn't pick up a chick if she was drunk, totally bombed, and fell in front of you.

Haha nice pick up lines :P

shit didn't read the whole thread oh well..

"I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

i work in the adult industry, want to fuck me?

Can't promise I won't tear anything ...

If shes black , ask her if her name is miss Jackson.

If shes white , ask her if she has any Irish in her ,,,, want Some.

fuck me if im wrong, but you wana fuck me ;)

My dick's so big it's got an elbow
or
Where mine bends, your boyfriend's ends

This one always works for me :pimp

http://naoestafacil.no.sapo.pt/nasty_trick.gif

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Ur'anus.

This is true

once you have finished with the legs and the breast
all there is left is a big greasy box

:1orglaugh classic

´It is actually a canoo I have in my pocket, don´t worry´

´me tarzan, you next notch on bedpost´

´I´m gay and I´ve never tried women- but then I never felt anything rise down there for a woman untill I saw you´

Here's a few more:


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


You made me so nervous that I forgot my usual pickup line.


It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one that tripped me.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Excuse me I'm lost, where's the street "I love you"?

Quick baby lets fuck before I decide I don't like you now

hey baby lets go back to my place and order a pizza and fuck (after reaction) WHAT you don't like pizza???

was your dad a thief cuz he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes

Read the tag on her shirt when she say what go OH NOTHING seeing if you were made in heaven

damn baby I wanna fuck you crosseyeded

if that the new red lipstick?? that would look great as a ring around my cock

do you got any ( nationallity) in you??? when no...WANT SOME??

I forgot my phone number can I have yours

If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together

know what the best sound a woman an make after sex?? what? ( make a swollowing sound) { i get the funniest reactions)

scary voice: If you scream I'll fucking kill you!

when there's 2 girls standing in a club walk up to the ugly one....ask her if
she'd like to dance. Surely she'll say yes to which you reply. Fuck off then
so I can have a chat with your hot friend.

ditto about men :winkwink:

Pick up lines are cheesy

:1orglaugh sick but funny as fuck

i forgot my best lines suddenly

Is there a keg in your back pocket cause i just got the urge to tap your ass

I just cut to the chase and say "Wanna Fuck?" You either get slapped or you leave with her immediately, but at least you won't waste your time.

your parents must be retards because your so special.