What does a hacker need to break into an Automated Banking Machine - GoFuckYourself.com

Dreamman010 · 05-19-2002, 06:04 PM

He needs two things: a notebook and a hammer.

1. He breaks the machine with the hammer
2. Takes out the locked box with the money and runs away.

Question: what is the notebook needed for?
Answer: If he didn't bring a notebook, he wouldn't be called a "hacker".

Edit: simplified for better understanding

mrthumbs · 05-19-2002, 06:06 PM

.....i dont get it.......

Babaganoosh · 05-19-2002, 06:07 PM

mrthumbs · 05-19-2002, 06:10 PM

"Edit: simplified for better understanding "

is still dont get it..

You mean he actually hacked the bank with his notebook
so that the the hammer was enabled to open the locked box?

Or what...

pornJester · 05-19-2002, 06:12 PM

this joke sucks....

Dreamman010 · 05-19-2002, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
"Edit: simplified for better understanding "

is still dont get it..

You mean he actually hacked the bank with his notebook
so that the the hammer was enabled to open the locked box?

Or what...

No! he didn't even use the notebook! He just took it for the sake of his name - "hacker"

As we all know, "hackers" always carry their notebooks around.

mrthumbs · 05-19-2002, 06:16 PM

But is Hacker your friend?

Dreamman010 · 05-19-2002, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
But is Hacker your friend?

OMG, this board makes me dizzy... It was a joke
I have no Hacker friend or whatever that means.

mrthumbs · 05-19-2002, 06:24 PM

Relax buddy.. just fucking around.. dont take it personal!
With all the negative shit people posting lately i appreciate
your positive input.

Dreamman010 · 05-19-2002, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Relax buddy.. just fucking around.. dont take it personal!
With all the negative shit people posting lately i appreciate
your positive input.

Hehe, thanks broe

reddawg · 05-19-2002, 07:14 PM

jimmyf · 05-19-2002, 07:24 PM

Am sure we would all be very surprised if we knew just 1/3 the amount that gets stolen from banks with computers.. and the amount from ATM machines....
NO bank will ever tell again.... after what happened to CitiBank...

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Dreamman010 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,081	What does a hacker need to break into an Automated Banking Machine He needs two things: a notebook and a hammer. 1. He breaks the machine with the hammer 2. Takes out the locked box with the money and runs away. Question: what is the notebook needed for? Answer: If he didn't bring a notebook, he wouldn't be called a "hacker". Edit: simplified for better understanding __________________ <a href="http://www2.famoushost.com/home.php" target="_blank"><b><FONT COLOR="FFFF00">www.FamousHost.com</font></b></a><br>Free Hosting With No Headers, Real FTP, <u>Get listed on the biggest TGP's with us!</u> Last edited by Dreamman010; 05-19-2002 at 06:08 PM..

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	"Edit: simplified for better understanding " is still dont get it.. You mean he actually hacked the bank with his notebook so that the the hammer was enabled to open the locked box? Or what...

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Relax buddy.. just fucking around.. dont take it personal! With all the negative shit people posting lately i appreciate your positive input.

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