What does a hacker need to break into an Automated Banking Machine
 

He needs two things: a notebook and a hammer.

1. He breaks the machine with the hammer
2. Takes out the locked box with the money and runs away.

Question: what is the notebook needed for?
Answer: If he didn't bring a notebook, he wouldn't be called a "hacker".

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Edit: simplified for better understanding :)

.....i dont get it.......

Huh?

"Edit: simplified for better understanding "

is still dont get it..

You mean he actually hacked the bank with his notebook
so that the the hammer was enabled to open the locked box?

Or what...

this joke sucks....

No! he didn't even use the notebook! He just took it for the sake of his name - "hacker"

As we all know, "hackers" always carry their notebooks around.

But is Hacker your friend?

OMG, this board makes me dizzy... It was a joke
I have no Hacker friend or whatever that means.

Relax buddy.. just fucking around.. dont take it personal!
With all the negative shit people posting lately i appreciate
your positive input.

:thumbsup

Hehe, thanks broe :glugglug

Am sure we would all be very surprised if we knew just 1/3 the amount that gets stolen from banks with computers.. and the amount from ATM machines....
NO bank will ever tell again.... after what happened to CitiBank...