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Original sayings!
Tonight I heard probably the best saying in a long time " We mock the things we are to be" Agree with it 100%
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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My favorite original saying is one I created a few years back:
Don't you wish people who get high on life would just OD and die? |
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you might want to patten that one till it becomes the craze.
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My mom always tells me, "You're not gonna have a pot to piss in or a window to through it out..."
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lol, eroswebmaster... I like that one.
Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower." ![]() |
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Ran like a Canadian from a Library.
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but I love sunflowers and I love praying mantisis (actually I raise them)... and one day I saw a huge praying mantis on a sunflower... so it's supposed to mean something very good. ![]() |
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"sanity is highly over-rated"
(stolen from a bumpersticker) |
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go shit in your hat, jam it on your head.
you look good in brown. just another family saying..... |
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Dad used to say: "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, you always know which one you'll end up with."
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I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways!
I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others. |
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'Define Normality'
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Sugarpuss ICQ #157958862 If you want quality content, you want MEGAFLIX |
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There are two rules in life, 1, Don't sweat the small shit 2, Everything is small shit To this day those rules haven't worked
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If you can't think highly of yourself then who will? But I like yours better
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haha
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One of my brother's friends said this when he was called a racist..
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