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  • sinomatic
    Registered User
    • May 2002
    • 149

    #1

    Original sayings!

    Tonight I heard probably the best saying in a long time " We mock the things we are to be" Agree with it 100%
  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #2
    My favorite original saying is one I created a few years back:
    Don't you wish people who get high on life would just OD and die?
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    • sinomatic
      Registered User
      • May 2002
      • 149

      #3
      you might want to patten that one till it becomes the craze.

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      • kenny
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 7245

        #4
        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
        My favorite original saying is one I created a few years back:
        Don't you wish people who get high on life would just OD and die?
        I gotta remember that one
        7

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        • sweetcuties
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 5859

          #5
          My mom always tells me, "You're not gonna have a pot to piss in or a window to through it out..."

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          • Nina
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 2687

            #6
            lol, eroswebmaster... I like that one.

            Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower."

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            • kenny
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 7245

              #7
              Originally posted by Nina

              Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower."
              Maybe I'm just missing the point but what does that suppose to mean?...
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              • [Labret]
                Registered User
                • May 2001
                • 10945

                #8
                Ran like a Canadian from a Library.

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                • Nina
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2687

                  #9
                  Originally posted by kenny


                  Maybe I'm just missing the point but what does that suppose to mean?...
                  lol... ok I know it would be hard to get THAT one to catch on...
                  but I love sunflowers and I love praying mantisis (actually I raise them)... and one day I saw a huge praying mantis on a sunflower... so it's supposed to mean something very good.

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                  • dublin1
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 198

                    #10
                    "sanity is highly over-rated"
                    (stolen from a bumpersticker)

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                    • kenny
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 7245

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nina


                      lol... ok I know it would be hard to get THAT one to catch on...
                      but I love sunflowers and I love praying mantisis (actually I raise them)... and one day I saw a huge praying mantis on a sunflower... so it's supposed to mean something very good.
                      Then mine must be,
                      "It's like a hot chick on a pile of money"

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                      • Steve
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 6894

                        #12
                        go shit in your hat, jam it on your head.
                        you look good in brown.


                        just another family saying.....

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                        • marzzo
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                          • May 2002
                          • 2134

                          #13
                          Dad used to say: "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, you always know which one you'll end up with."
                          4 5 zero - 2 2 - nine nine nine

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                          • kenny
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                            • Mar 2002
                            • 7245

                            #14
                            Originally posted by [Labret]
                            Ran like a Canadian from a Library.
                            Why would a Canadian run from a Library?
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                            • Nina
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2687

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kenny


                              Then mine must be,
                              "It's like a hot chick on a pile of money"

                              hahahaha... damn, your's makes more sense to a lot more people than mine does!

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                              • chodadog
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 9736

                                #16
                                I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways!

                                I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others.
                                26 + 6 = 1

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                                • Sugarpuss
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 288

                                  #17
                                  'Define Normality'
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                                  • kenny
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 7245

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by marzzo
                                    Dad used to say: "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, you always know which one you'll end up with."
                                    My Dad always told me,
                                    There are two rules in life,
                                    1, Don't sweat the small shit
                                    2, Everything is small shit

                                    To this day those rules haven't worked
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                                    • kenny
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 7245

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by chodadog
                                      I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways!

                                      I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others.
                                      I always heard,

                                      If you can't think highly of yourself then who will?

                                      But I like yours better
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                                      • Milton
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                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 1118

                                        #20
                                        haha

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                                        • chodadog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 9736

                                          #21
                                          One of my brother's friends said this when he was called a racist..

                                          I'm not a racist. I discriminate against all races equally!
                                          I thought that was good!
                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                          • DigitalPimpShit
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 783

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by kenny


                                            Why would a Canadian run from a Library?
                                            He sure won't run in

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