Original sayings!
 

Tonight I heard probably the best saying in a long time " We mock the things we are to be" Agree with it 100%

My favorite original saying is one I created a few years back:
Don't you wish people who get high on life would just OD and die?

you might want to patten that one till it becomes the craze.

I gotta remember that one:winkwink:

My mom always tells me, "You're not gonna have a pot to piss in or a window to through it out..."

lol, eroswebmaster... I like that one.

Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower." :)

Maybe I'm just missing the point but what does that suppose to mean?...:(

Ran like a Canadian from a Library.

lol... ok I know it would be hard to get THAT one to catch on...
but I love sunflowers and I love praying mantisis (actually I raise them)... and one day I saw a huge praying mantis on a sunflower... so it's supposed to mean something very good. :1orglaugh

"sanity is highly over-rated"
(stolen from a bumpersticker)

Then mine must be,
"It's like a hot chick on a pile of money"

:1orglaugh

go shit in your hat, jam it on your head.
you look good in brown.


just another family saying.....

Dad used to say: "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, you always know which one you'll end up with."

Why would a Canadian run from a Library?

hahahaha... damn, your's makes more sense to a lot more people than mine does! :winkwink:

I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways!

I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others.

'Define Normality'

My Dad always told me,
There are two rules in life,
1, Don't sweat the small shit
2, Everything is small shit

To this day those rules haven't worked

I always heard,

If you can't think highly of yourself then who will?

But I like yours better

haha

One of my brother's friends said this when he was called a racist..

I thought that was good!

He sure won't run in