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sinomatic · 05-19-2002, 09:49 PM

Tonight I heard probably the best saying in a long time " We mock the things we are to be" Agree with it 100%

eroswebmaster · 05-19-2002, 09:52 PM

My favorite original saying is one I created a few years back:
Don't you wish people who get high on life would just OD and die?

sinomatic · 05-19-2002, 09:54 PM

you might want to patten that one till it becomes the craze.

kenny · 05-19-2002, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
My favorite original saying is one I created a few years back:
Don't you wish people who get high on life would just OD and die?

I gotta remember that one

sweetcuties · 05-19-2002, 09:56 PM

My mom always tells me, "You're not gonna have a pot to piss in or a window to through it out..."

Nina · 05-19-2002, 09:57 PM

lol, eroswebmaster... I like that one.

Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower."

kenny · 05-19-2002, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Nina

Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower."

Maybe I'm just missing the point but what does that suppose to mean?...

[Labret] · 05-19-2002, 10:02 PM

Ran like a Canadian from a Library.

Nina · 05-19-2002, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by kenny

Maybe I'm just missing the point but what does that suppose to mean?...

lol... ok I know it would be hard to get THAT one to catch on...
but I love sunflowers and I love praying mantisis (actually I raise them)... and one day I saw a huge praying mantis on a sunflower... so it's supposed to mean something very good.

dublin1 · 05-19-2002, 10:06 PM

"sanity is highly over-rated"
(stolen from a bumpersticker)

kenny · 05-19-2002, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Nina

lol... ok I know it would be hard to get THAT one to catch on...
but I love sunflowers and I love praying mantisis (actually I raise them)... and one day I saw a huge praying mantis on a sunflower... so it's supposed to mean something very good.

Then mine must be,
"It's like a hot chick on a pile of money"

Steve · 05-19-2002, 10:15 PM

go shit in your hat, jam it on your head.
you look good in brown.

just another family saying.....

marzzo · 05-19-2002, 10:17 PM

Dad used to say: "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, you always know which one you'll end up with."

kenny · 05-19-2002, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Ran like a Canadian from a Library.

Why would a Canadian run from a Library?

Nina · 05-19-2002, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

Then mine must be,
"It's like a hot chick on a pile of money"

hahahaha... damn, your's makes more sense to a lot more people than mine does!

chodadog · 05-19-2002, 10:21 PM

I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways!

I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others.

Sugarpuss · 05-19-2002, 10:21 PM

'Define Normality'

kenny · 05-19-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by marzzo
Dad used to say: "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, you always know which one you'll end up with."

My Dad always told me,
There are two rules in life,
1, Don't sweat the small shit
2, Everything is small shit

To this day those rules haven't worked

kenny · 05-19-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways!

I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others.

I always heard,

If you can't think highly of yourself then who will?

But I like yours better

Milton · 05-20-2002, 05:06 AM

chodadog · 05-20-2002, 05:11 AM

One of my brother's friends said this when he was called a racist..

Quote:

I'm not a racist. I discriminate against all races equally!

I thought that was good!

DigitalPimpShit · 05-20-2002, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny

Why would a Canadian run from a Library?

He sure won't run in

05-19-2002, 09:49 PM	#1
sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	Original sayings! Tonight I heard probably the best saying in a long time " We mock the things we are to be" Agree with it 100%

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sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	you might want to patten that one till it becomes the craze.

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Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	lol, eroswebmaster... I like that one. Mine is "It's like a praying mantis on a sunflower."

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	I honestly don't know if i thought of this, or i read it, forgot it, and remembered it and thought it to be my own.. but anyways! I don't have a high opinion of myself, i just have a low opinion of others.

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