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Old 05-16-2006, 10:27 AM   #51
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Everyone comes back when funds start to get low.
not saying thats your case but there is money to be made everywhere
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:31 AM   #52
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:32 AM   #54
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Everyone comes back when funds start to get low.
not saying thats your case but there is money to be made everywhere
I swear, its not low funds. Just the pics of your south american tour.
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:36 AM   #55
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damnit!! we were just talking about you last weekend when we were on our wine tour!

I sure missed you!!!
"there's this fat guy I know..............."
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:46 AM   #57
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:51 AM   #58
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:52 AM   #59
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:08 AM   #60
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well, I guess if it was my own program I'd have to use my sig, eh?
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:37 AM   #61
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Well if your boy Bushie gets his way that won't be a problem.
Bushie doesnt want to outlaw porn, he has to pander to the right wingers, just like McCain is doing right now.
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:41 AM   #62
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:42 AM   #63
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Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
What do you think?


(this should be good)

Didnt you do enough damage last time?
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:52 AM   #64
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Didnt you do enough damage last time?
I'm sure there's a new crop of theives that need to be damaged.
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:55 AM   #65
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Awesome
If ya do it, or already got it in motion I sincerely wish ya good luck
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:59 AM   #66
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So you couldn't make it in mainstream either?
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Old 05-16-2006, 11:59 AM   #67
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:01 PM   #69
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Awesome
If ya do it, or already got it in motion I sincerely wish ya good luck
thanks.


Pete, I told you, its the nudie pics.
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:04 PM   #70
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I swear, its not low funds. Just the pics of your south american tour.

You could always go back to doing the freddie mercury impressions.

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Old 05-16-2006, 12:10 PM   #71
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You could always go back to doing the freddie mercury impressions.

dude, if there was money in it I'd be all over that. (except for the dick in the ass part)
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YES YES YES oh YES! Don't stop! Please come...........back that is! hehe

Of course you should baby I would love to see you around more!

I know you make PLENTLY of cash already so what is the harm in coming back and making PLENTLY more cash and having a little fun while you are at it.

What ever you touch turns to gold anyway, so Welcome back. Plus this way we can start our dirty talks on ICQ again!
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:30 PM   #73
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So you couldn't make it in mainstream either?
nope, we really couldn't.
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:43 PM   #74
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Good seeing you around Ron
how about I use the old blindlinks.com banner cross out "blindlinks" and scribble in the new program name and keep the coins shooting out of the guy's ass?
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YES YES YES oh YES! Don't stop! Please come...........back that is! hehe

Of course you should baby I would love to see you around more!

I know you make PLENTLY of cash already so what is the harm in coming back and making PLENTLY more cash and having a little fun while you are at it.

What ever you touch turns to gold anyway, so Welcome back. Plus this way we can start our dirty talks on ICQ again!
haha, stop. the men here hate me enough already.
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Yes he does. If you asked him "If you could get rid of ALL pornography on the internet would you?" what do you think his answer would be?
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Was wondering how you'd read that
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we have activebucks.com available for sale. it was a downloads and installs site and it gets residual traffic of 1000 uniques per day. stats available. lmk if that is of interest for your comeback.
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we have activebucks.com available for sale. it was a downloads and installs site and it gets residual traffic of 1000 uniques per day. stats available. lmk if that is of interest for your comeback.

I was thinking something more along the lines of ToolbarRefCodeChangeBucks.com or something snappy like that. j/k
I think I'm set with a name
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ok, so far it seems the ladies like me for my vocabulary.
Is that good or bad?
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I heard that you were coming back..

And coming back as BP4L.....

WTF......
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Who are you?
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Adult... how about Gambling?
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hahahaha...


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Who are you?
Best answered by 12Clicks of course. Prolly most would say an out spoken conservative. Some might call him a Bush lover. The Bush in the White house that is.

Haven't read any of his rants recently cause he hasn't been on GFY for awhile. I can tell ya Peaches that there were some well heated and politcally chraged threads. Don't think he held much back

I'd like to see him posting again! We need some balance. I feel the board has swung to far to the left.
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this is pathfinder's son, I just found 12clicks lying on his office floor, dead. this message from Afrekete was all he had open on his desk.
Bwahahhaa, I'm not even reading the rest of the thread. This response is enough for me. Welcome back big guy.
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Best answered by 12Clicks of course. Prolly most would say an out spoken conservative. Some might call him a Bush lover. The Bush in the White house that is.

Haven't read any of his rants recently cause he hasn't been on GFY for awhile. I can tell ya Peaches that there were some well heated and politcally chraged threads. Don't think he held much back

I'd like to see him posting again! We need some balance. I feel the board has swung to far to the left.
He actually has a really good (old) answer to my question. I'm a little disappointed he didn't post it I feel unloved. Not fair since I have boobies
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He actually has a really good (old) answer to my question. I'm a little disappointed he didn't post it I feel unloved. Not fair since I have boobies
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize,he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize,he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Old 05-17-2006, 07:08 AM   #99
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Old 05-17-2006, 08:41 AM   #100
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Yes, you should come back. We need more time for you to convince me to turn you straight. Plus, I kinda miss you. Sorta. ;)
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