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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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Uh oh...
i think i blew my ear drum, any way to tell if i did without going to the doctor?
i was cleaning my ear and my stupid ass girlfriend said "stick it in alittle farther" and hit my hand causing me to push farther... fucking bitch |
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This thread is useless without pics or video.
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unfortunately it doesn't result in anything other then a slight ache in my ear and when i yawn huge ache
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oh yeah baby - thats what Im taking about but Im pretty sure thats not his ear..... |
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died |
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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thanks for derailing my thread assholes
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Jay, do you beat your girlfriend?
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just wait a bit, it should come back!
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i did that once. fucking sucked ass man. I was cleaning my left ear and for some strange reason my arm twitched or someshit and I literally stabbed myself in the ear. All it did was bleed and hurt like a mofo for a few days.
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back to ears, you may have just damaged the ear drum without doing detrimental damage....would still suggest you consult a physician. I am lead to beleive a perforated ear drum is very painfull ( not saying your experience was anything less than that bro)
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sounds like a bullshit story..
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i hope your ear would be fine dude.
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YUCK...
Disgusting...
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OMG that dick? Wtf is that? I am a girl so guys wtf is that? I think I am going to go with pussys from now on and if you show me a pic of one gross one I will just end up being a nun.
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This thread is sick!
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This is disgusting
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this thread needs some wildlife in it...
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and the award for most "non topic related thread" goes to....
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harder to stitch up.. ok, well would you rather wake up in the hospitol looking like a dumbass cause they stitched you up, or wake up without a hand cause they had to amputate?
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Way to sick! There are other sites for this crap. Start the thread over man. |
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Now can you provide any factual information to lenghtwise being better than across (to kill yourself)? Besides what you saw once in a movie once.
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Take 2 garden hoses and some duct tape. Now hook hose 1 up turn on the water and cut sideways and then try stoping the leak. Then hook hose 2 up and turn it on and cut lengthwise and see if it easier or harder to stop leaking. Also see how much water comes out of each hose. |
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aahhhhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it !!!!!! fukcing god
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COMMON SENSE - also says if you have one large pipe filled with many many smaller tubes, the easier and quickest way to cut the tubes (and the correct ones) is accross and not lenghtwise. Where as lengthwise may miss the "right" tubes. See how common sense works for both of us?
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