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i think i blew my ear drum, any way to tell if i did without going to the doctor?

i was cleaning my ear and my stupid ass girlfriend said "stick it in alittle farther" and hit my hand causing me to push farther... fucking bitch

This thread is useless without pics or video.

Yep _ I want to see blood and guts.

unfortunately it doesn't result in anything other then a slight ache in my ear and when i yawn huge ache

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oh yeah baby - thats what Im taking about

but Im pretty sure thats not his ear.....

Thats just guts... where is the blood?

thanks for derailing my thread assholes :321GFY

Jay, do you beat your girlfriend?

just wait a bit, it should come back!

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Cut lengthwise, not sideways! Don't people know this by now?

this i know...instead of exit signs in my house we use this over our doors..:thumbsup

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i did that once. fucking sucked ass man. I was cleaning my left ear and for some strange reason my arm twitched or someshit and I literally stabbed myself in the ear. All it did was bleed and hurt like a mofo for a few days.

only when she deserves it... :thumbsup

right there proves how useless some of the people on this board are... 16 replies and only 1 is related to my question.. thanks spermy :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Can you please give me one good reason why you're suppose to cut lenghtwise? Or is it just something you saw in a movie and believe?

Same goes for you! :1orglaugh

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for starters it is harder to stitch up...you wanna wake up in the hospital looking like a dumbass cut across......

back to ears, you may have just damaged the ear drum without doing detrimental damage....would still suggest you consult a physician. I am lead to beleive a perforated ear drum is very painfull ( not saying your experience was anything less than that bro) :pimp

what are you talking about?...this thread was about genital herpies...

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if its not better by tuesday i will, im thinking its just a bruse or something, nothing big, not like i shoved the whole thing in my ear

sounds like a bullshit story..

i hope your ear would be fine dude.

because if you cut sideways and they find you can they actually save you. if you cut lengthwise you are dead. which isn't that the point?

after i had my nose job- something like that came out of it after 2 days

YUCK...
Disgusting... :(

OMG that dick? Wtf is that? I am a girl so guys wtf is that? I think I am going to go with pussys from now on and if you show me a pic of one gross one I will just end up being a nun.

This thread is sick!

This is disgusting :disgust

this thread needs some wildlife in it...

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and the award for most "non topic related thread" goes to....

the dead guy with the stick in his butt?

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harder to stitch up.. ok, well would you rather wake up in the hospitol looking like a dumbass cause they stitched you up, or wake up without a hand cause they had to amputate?

I see your genital warts and raise you hemroids

http://www.richmond.cc.nc.us/Medical...morrhoid_3.jpg

I think the whole concept behind the slashing of your wrists is to NOT WAKE UP AT ALL.

if i'm trying to kill myself i wouldn't want to wake up either way...

shit it's on then.....behold sliced open pussy this is the loosest you can get...

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Way to sick! There are other sites for this crap.

Start the thread over man.

Now can you provide any factual information to lenghtwise being better than across (to kill yourself)?


Besides what you saw once in a movie once. :winkwink:

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a decayed body in a bathtub

awww i was finally starting to like it :(

COMMON SENSE, idiot.

Take 2 garden hoses and some duct tape. Now hook hose 1 up turn on the water and cut sideways and then try stoping the leak. Then hook hose 2 up and turn it on and cut lengthwise and see if it easier or harder to stop leaking. Also see how much water comes out of each hose.

aahhhhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it !!!!!! fukcing god

not before baby with gonorrhea in the eye from mom hits the airwaves please

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COMMON SENSE - also says if you have one large pipe filled with many many smaller tubes, the easier and quickest way to cut the tubes (and the correct ones) is accross and not lenghtwise. Where as lengthwise may miss the "right" tubes. See how common sense works for both of us?