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|  05-12-2006, 04:14 PM | #1 | 
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				 |  Fleshlight: I would like to address your concerns........ Affiliates, Webmasters and GFY: I'd like to clear up some issues that have come up, as well as update you about our program, Fleshlight. Let me start by saying that while Fleshlight is a fantastic product there are still some things that we, as a young affiliate program are finding out. Part of fixing some of the current bugs required putting together a team of folks with a winning attitude and that wanted to be part of a successful company. We have had done a lot of restructuring which is what brought me into my new positiion with this company. We are working night and day to bring you the type of affiliate program that has a brand you can trust. I did not mean to arouse suspicions about my character by attending the Toronto Webmaster Access show, I think everyone here will testify that I am working very hard, and our talented team is back in Texas working to fix everything that has been addressed recently on GFY. I look forward to continuing to work with ALL of you and hope that you will contact me on ICQ or email with any other questions or concerns that you may have concerning Fleshlight and its affiliate program. Also, feel free to contact [email protected] for any questions/concerns, it is monitored by our support staff. 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:15 PM | #2 | 
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				 | thanks, Ramos. ((HUG)) | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:15 PM | #3 | 
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				 | Congrats Ramos, i hope it all goes well. | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:16 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Ramos is the pimp...  I'm sure Fleshlight will get everything handled for their affs. 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:17 PM | #5 | 
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				 | Love you MAN 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:17 PM | #6 | 
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				 | So why did you answer all those threads like a dickhead? Just curious how you think you can dig your way out of this ditch. | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:19 PM | #7 | 
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				 | Well said | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:20 PM | #8 | 
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				 | As far as I can see you still cant sign up - is that because its invite only? | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:22 PM | #9 | |
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 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU COMPLETE MORON I can't even respond fully cause this makes me so frustrated from this statement alone anyone can see why you are the laughing stock of the industry right now 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:22 PM | #10 | ||
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|  05-12-2006, 04:23 PM | #11 | 
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				 | Brian finally got through to you on your cell eh? lol | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:23 PM | #12 | 
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				 | nice reply you still banging trannies?    
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|  05-12-2006, 04:24 PM | #13 | |
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 people kept addressing shit over and over and all he wanted to do was play mr. funny guy and RIP ON ANY WEBMASTER THAT DOESN'T HAVE SERIOUS TRAFFIC i sincerly hope every single person on this board has pulled their fleshlight links and bans them on all sites they own responses like this are why affiliate reps these days are the bottom of the barrel 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:25 PM | #14 | 
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				 | I just think this is his real personality coming out. He couldn't be a fucking douche on GFY (aside from closing and deleting buddies threads, etc etc obviously) because he was employed by adult.com. Lensman was probably happy as piss to get rid of the guy, but was afraid he might burn down his house again and post it on GFY so he could get another new car so kept him around letting him spam Fleshlight daily until he left on his own. Who knows though, maybe he is a "top notch bro" after all. | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:30 PM | #15 | 
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				 | good stuff buddy | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:38 PM | #16 | 
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				 | does it meanweall get free sample? | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:46 PM | #17 | ||
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 Nothing has been *addressed*, alot of concerns have been raised but NOTHING has been addressed. You've managed to write a response that provides no information whatsoever? Also how about apologising to smaller affiliates for being an arrogant prick! 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:46 PM | #18 | 
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				 | today is an historic day mark it please ! The ThumbLords are confused because we do agree with BradM. this should have never ever happened. just think of it ................... ThumbLords ................... BradM .............. nah ............. no way. but heh ............ IT DID HAPPEN and it was today | 
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|  05-12-2006, 04:56 PM | #19 | 
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				 | my money is on ramos. 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:00 PM | #20 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:00 PM | #21 | 
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				 | american perv ........... YOU LOOSE please do not ever bet again......... it will cost you 4 sure | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:03 PM | #22 | 
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				 | Why doesnt fleshlight have a team in Vegas since that is where the company is? | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:04 PM | #23 | |
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 yeah ok.. we'll see 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:05 PM | #24 | 
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				 | Now, I need an invite. 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:05 PM | #25 | 
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				 | Where's JimTheFiend now? Crying in his basement? 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:09 PM | #26 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:11 PM | #27 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:12 PM | #28 | 
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				 | yo actions speak louder then words.  just make right on what happened before and im sure everything will pan out. | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:19 PM | #29 | |
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 Again.. who the fuck are you? Ramos clearly just addressed the concerns and gave direct lines of contact for any affiliates that have further questions. Imo some of the people who are bashing have no idea what is involved in trying to re-establish a program while it is still running. Anyone who seems to think this is a task that can be accomplish in a short amount of time shows how clueless they really are. I know that Ramos, and the fleshlight staff are working as quickly as possible to get up the new affiliate and sales program. Though Im sure many of you would like to see the new program done half assed and have issues so you can then hate and bash somemore.  | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:20 PM | #30 | 
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				 | hope the show was great at least 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:21 PM | #31 | |
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 DIAL IS AN ABSOLUTE ASSHAT!! .... You are just lucky TSA is looking at me menacingly lol | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:23 PM | #32 | |
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  (that sounds kind of gay, but ya know what I mean. lol) | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:23 PM | #33 | 
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				 | I don't think anybody gave a shit you were at a show.  The concern was that you responded to a 150 post thread of fleshlight complaints with "Juicy gives great handjobs." | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:24 PM | #34 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:27 PM | #35 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:28 PM | #36 | ||
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|  05-12-2006, 05:28 PM | #37 | |
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 is ramos working on his attitude? cause THAT is the real issue here dumbass, if you can't see that, then you are "top notch guy" blinded 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:29 PM | #38 | |
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 that is 100% fucked up man 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:29 PM | #39 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:31 PM | #40 | 
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				 | Made 2 more sales today... I love this job... | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:32 PM | #41 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:35 PM | #42 | 
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				 | Good luck, but the mistakes of the past die hard in my mind -- which is why I haven't promoted you. I'm interested to see if you turn things around now -- I'll keep my eyes open. | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:37 PM | #43 | 
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				 | whatever yo, i miss the old ramos | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:38 PM | #44 | |
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 I have to catch my plane so Ill check back on these threads later. I can however ASSURE YOU that having talked to Ramos extensively about everything they are on top of this, and they are redoing the whole program from scratch. The previous system used oscommerce as a backend, and I can tell you I know all about that nightmare. The new system will be much more streamlined and suited to both sales, and affiliates. The oscommerce affiliate system is more of an add on then it is intergrated to do what it does. I love drama as much as everyone else, but all of this is totally undeserved. He has only been in his position a few short weeks. Give him time to get the new system launched before bitching. | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:42 PM | #45 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:46 PM | #46 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 05:47 PM | #47 | 
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				 | Is Fleshlight getting fucked? Literally?  Ramos, I know that your happy-go-lucky attitude on GFY is what made you so popular (aside from your good ole' boy moderator attitude when regarding threads attacking your boys) but now you are a rep for a company, a young company and your asshat attitude has really stirred the pot. When concerned affiliated started threads as their last resort you replied with bullshit comments that made them into jokes. These were/are legitimate concerns but you still approached them with the same mentality as when you were a MOD on GFY and with Adult.com. You joked, made a fucked up comment and thought the roar of laughter would drown out the problems. Life doesn't work that way my friend. I do applaud you for this thread but my friend, I think its a day late and a dollar short. You could and should have addressed all of the issues in a professional manner in the first place rather than turning it all into one big joke. Once again, you have to know what is appropriate for your position (the term "Know your Role" comes to mind) and when you were with Adult.com your jovial attitude was admired by many. Now you're coming off as a clown dangling from your spiderweb thin shred of credibility. It's not looking good for you or for Fleshlight. For what it's worth, they should cut their losses and understand that they fucked up by bringing you on board. I have never seen one single person give a company such a bad rep in such a short amount of time since Lee Iacocca. Good luck trying to get your credibility back but you have to understand that now you're fighting an uphill battle. Credibility is the hardest thing to earn but the easiest to lose.  | 
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|  05-12-2006, 05:58 PM | #48 | |
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|  05-12-2006, 06:02 PM | #49 | |
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   Why market and promote the fuck out of something if it doesn't work? That's like spending $10,000 for a local cable television commercial to sell your Le Car that's on block in your front yard worth $50 in scrap metal. | |
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|  05-12-2006, 06:04 PM | #50 | 
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				 | No one plans to fail -- they just fail to plan. | 
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