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woj · 05-13-2006, 12:03 AM

100..........

dial · 05-13-2006, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

I dont send many sales to fleshlight, so I would actually be in that category... The difference being I had enough sense not to bitch and cry when its been stated that the program is being retooled.

so, just so my notes are correct here

it is all right to insult and treat the little webmasters like nothing, because they bitched first?

LOL

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

I dont send many sales to fleshlight, so I would actually be in that category... The difference being I had enough sense not to bitch and cry when its been stated that the program is being retooled.

I think a lot of people are bitching about the TREATMENT they got when complaining ... and you are just perpetuating that. Telling affiliates they don't matter is just silly -- it makes no difference who it's coming from or what the circumstances are.

I'm not surprised you don't send many sales -- you have a "small time" mentality.

I wish you the best, though .. not trying to pick a fight.

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dial

it is all right to insult and treat the little webmasters like nothing, because they bitched first?

Yep, it's in the GFY FAQ.

Damian_Maxcash · 05-13-2006, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

The bile is thick!

-cryptic message-
I'm right about it. I'm always right, and if I'm wrong, I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong. And when I'm right I'm always right. I might be wrong, but more than likely I'm right. I ain't normaly right though. Pfffft.

LOL - thats so how I talk when I have had a few - I'm glad at least you can understand me Air3k

seeric · 05-13-2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

LOL - thats so how I talk when I have had a few - I'm glad at least you can understand me Air3k

you know i can brotha londoner-----contact me and lets do some damage insted fo fucking with dumb shit!

baddog · 05-13-2006, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

No one plans to fail -- they just fail to plan.

That is deep. Did you just make that up?

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That is deep. Did you just make that up?

I wish! I tell many of my clients that, as we begin consulting relationships. After I got back from the whirlwind that was Silicon Valley 1997-2001, I became a firm believer in making sure the ship had the right course BEFORE we set sail. I get seasick trying to read the map out on the ocean.

Axeman · 05-13-2006, 02:11 AM

A couple days late here. I have a feeling a job was on the line, and this post was a demand from above. It will take far more than this simple post to correct all the wrong and mud slinging you've caused the past few days.

Axeman · 05-13-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I think a lot of people are bitching about the TREATMENT they got when complaining ... and you are just perpetuating that. Telling affiliates they don't matter is just silly -- it makes no difference who it's coming from or what the circumstances are.

I'm not surprised you don't send many sales -- you have a "small time" mentality.

I wish you the best, though .. not trying to pick a fight.

Very well put.

justsexxx · 05-13-2006, 02:36 AM

I think many ppl are missing the point here. It's not a problem he is often away to shows etc. What is wrong, is the fact he ignored the posts on GFY, and said something like: Juicy blabla(so he DID read them). Then he started a thread with fuck the haters, and laughted at people with 1 join....

That is wrong....

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

That is wrong....

You hit the nail on the head.

I don't even have skin in the game, and it pisses me off.

georgeyw · 05-13-2006, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Listen its not like me and Ramos call each other every night and have phone sex and pretend we are cuddling long distance.... Ok well not every night...

Im by no means best buds with Ramos, but I like Ramos. He and Juicy were two of the nicest people to me at my first show. Both made me feel welcome. Went out of their way to do that actually. People like that deserve respect. Classy people get my business and my respect.

Fair enough BUT at the same time - we as affiliates have concerns and they were met with idiotic remarks.

IMO that's not 'classy' that's just plain dumb. I hope they are able to create a new program that removes traffic leaks and answers affilate questions rather than disrespect affiliates...

flashfire · 05-13-2006, 03:13 AM

fleshlight is a good program they just need to work some kinks out...I have tried most sponsers and fleshlight makes me more money than 95% of others so if they ever get things worked out they will be one of the best if not the best program of its kind. some people are just haters

georgeyw · 05-13-2006, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

I think many ppl are missing the point here. It's not a problem he is often away to shows etc. What is wrong, is the fact he ignored the posts on GFY, and said something like: Juicy blabla(so he DID read them). Then he started a thread with fuck the haters, and laughted at people with 1 join....

That is wrong....

EXACTLY!

hova · 05-13-2006, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

I think many ppl are missing the point here. It's not a problem he is often away to shows etc. What is wrong, is the fact he ignored the posts on GFY, and said something like: Juicy blabla(so he DID read them). Then he started a thread with fuck the haters, and laughted at people with 1 join....

That is wrong....

first usefull post in this thread......

Pete-KT · 05-13-2006, 04:02 AM

So he replies and never comes back to his thread, Still did piss off a bnch of smaler webmasters Ramos, I dont care if they send 1 sale a month or 100 Sales a month you should give each and every affilaite the time of day and get them what they need.

Juicy D. Links · 05-13-2006, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

150 post thread of fleshlight complaints with "Juicy gives great handjobs."

For the record i only give handjobs to myself!!!!!!!!!

georgeyw · 05-13-2006, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

For the record i only give handjobs to myself!!!!!!!!!

words out now Juicy - we all know about your new affiliate program

www.juicyshandjobs.com

For $29.95 a month Juicy will give you one handjob a month

studiocritic · 05-13-2006, 04:35 AM

juicy, im a lurker - but if you wanted to, for example.. start your own fleshlight knockoff, and start your own affiliate program.. you'd do very, very well.

your post the other day about the state of your relationship with the fleshlight program seemed genuine. i can put you in touch with some people who can help you with low-volume manufacturing, financing, and such.

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

For $29.95 a month Juicy will give you one handjob a month

Deal. Hit me on ICQ with the join link.

Dirty F · 05-13-2006, 06:58 AM

HEY WHO CARES ABOUT BUSINESS. RAMOS IS A TOP NOTCH STAND UP BRO WHO BUYS YOU DRINKS AT THE PARTIES. THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!

xxxice · 05-13-2006, 08:36 AM

Theo · 05-13-2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

[B]We are working night and day .

Dirty F · 05-13-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

american pervert · 05-13-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dial

so then, explain insulting webmasters...is that because they are fixing the issues and the ramos bot malfunctioned?

well, you suck, go away

for all we know you are just a sufer

post your sites

Evil Chris · 05-13-2006, 12:20 PM

I actually tried to join the fleshlight affiliate program today.

But the link to join is a dead end.

pussyluver · 05-13-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

For the record i only give handjobs to myself!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but ya let Ramos have sloppy seconds on your FleshLight!

pussyluver · 05-13-2006, 12:36 PM

Now that I think about about it... ahhmmmm

Wonder how many guys share a fleshlight. Has there ever been a fleshlight gangbang party?

For the record, I have more than one FL sale.

All this drama and other bullshit in the end will only make things better for the affiliates large and small!

Sly · 05-13-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by american perv

well, you suck, go away

for all we know you are just a sufer

post your sites

Or for all we know he has the potential to send 30 joins a day. But since we don't really know who he is, we'll treat him like absolute shit because he brought up a few good questions that don't have a "good" answer. Is that what you're saying? That's what it sounds like.

stickyfingerz · 05-13-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Now that I think about about it... ahhmmmm

Wonder how many guys share a fleshlight. Has there ever been a fleshlight gangbang party?

For the record, I have more than one FL sale.

All this drama and other bullshit in the end will only make things better for the affiliates large and small!

Thats what it comes down to. They are redoing the program to help out the affiliates. All the questions they have should be answered simply by that. It is being redone. Please bare with us while we work through the changes. That should be the end of it.

stickyfingerz · 05-13-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Or for all we know he has the potential to send 30 joins a day. But since we don't really know who he is, we'll treat him like absolute shit because he brought up a few good questions that don't have a "good" answer. Is that what you're saying? That's what it sounds like.

No if he was only bringing up questions we would not question him. It was the attacking manner, and what seemed like going after Ramos personally.

Sly · 05-13-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

No if he was only bringing up questions we would not question him. It was the attacking manner, and what seemed like going after Ramos personally.

And all of the other people asking the same questions are what? Idiots, too?

Manowar · 05-13-2006, 01:15 PM

fleshlight madness!

beemk · 05-13-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

No if he was only bringing up questions we would not question him. It was the attacking manner, and what seemed like going after Ramos personally.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 05-13-2006, 01:26 PM

HEY WHO CARES ABOUT BUSINESS.

RAMOS IS A TOP NOTCH STAND UP BRO WHO HATES PATHETIC AFFILIATES WHO ASK QUESTIONS!

QUIT CRYING AND TAKE WHATEVER YOUR SPONSOR GIVES YOU, EVEN IF IT IS UP YOUR SLOPPY ASS.

RAMOS HATES YOU . . . YOU SAD, AFFILIATE LOSERS!

KEEP SELLING FLESHLIGHT YOU MORONS! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DIRTY JIZZ BAGS!!!!!!

RAMOS BUYS YOU DRINKS AT THE PARTIES.

THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!

quiet · 05-13-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

And all of the other people asking the same questions are what? Idiots, too?

Dennis69 · 05-13-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

Thats an understatement, he so far up Ramos ass you can barely see his fucking feet

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 01:49 PM

snicker!

stickyfingerz · 05-13-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

And all of the other people asking the same questions are what? Idiots, too?

That was the only one that was being asked about whether they have a website. He is the one that started a thread about it also. All the time attacking Ramos. Seemed more interested in starting drama than trying to get to how the problem is being attended to.

stickyfingerz · 05-13-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

I dont need anything from Ramos. Im not brown nosing Im stating exactly what is going on. Take it for what it is. Im passing on what I know about the situation, and giving my take on it. But I guess its much better to jump in the water with the chum and the rest of the sharks.

Let me guess though you will call the ones sticking up for Ramos sheep now.

beemk · 05-13-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

I dont need anything from Ramos. Im not brown nosing Im stating exactly what is going on. Take it for what it is. Im passing on what I know about the situation, and giving my take on it. But I guess its much better to jump in the water with the chum and the rest of the sharks.

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Let me guess though you will call the ones sticking up for Ramos sheep now.

yeah, thats pretty accurate given the circumstances.

stickyfingerz · 05-13-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

yeah, thats pretty accurate given the circumstances.

Hey listen Im sure you know more about it. After all you read the threads. Ive only talked directly with Ramos face to face about it for about 45 minutes. *Shrugs*

fusionx · 05-13-2006, 02:32 PM

what a bunch of whiners. nothing that ramos said or did was even close to what half you thin-skinned bastards say every day, whether in a biz thread or on personal time.

if you focused on your biz as much as you focus on arguing and mud-slinging you could hire someone to talk shit on the boards all day

CT · 05-13-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

juicy, im a lurker - but if you wanted to, for example.. start your own fleshlight knockoff, and start your own affiliate program.. you'd do very, very well.

your post the other day about the state of your relationship with the fleshlight program seemed genuine. i can put you in touch with some people who can help you with low-volume manufacturing, financing, and such.

Not a good idea as Fleshlight has a patent

Jon B · 05-13-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You should know that if you haven't partied with everyone then you don't really exist.

That is a pretty assanine comment. Last I checked we are in this industry so we do not have to work 9-5 and wear suits and live the corporate life. Partied with him or anyone else last I checked that is what most people do at the shows. Fleshlight of adult.com I have never had a problem getting Ramos to get things done for me so far. Regarding him not answering all the posts maybe he should have but before you know it, it wasn't a business thread it was a personal attack because Ramos seems to like to party and have a good time. Good for him if that is what he chooses. I never heard any complaints when he was with adult.com. He got a position to be the front man on a very successful product line. So give the guy a break and chance to show what is can do. And I can only ASSUME he will need more then 2 week. So keep on keeing on Ramos I am sure fleshlight will only get better and better.

edgeprod · 05-13-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CT

Not a good idea as Fleshlight has a patent

If they enforce their patents with the same vigor they support affiliates, I don't think there's a lot to worry about.

Chris · 05-13-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

What the... How did I not hear about the offices being here in Austin? If you need any help with this Ramos, by all means let me know.

Lets go on a tour of the factory and do some prdocut testing in a none gay homosexual way

MikeVega · 05-13-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon B

That is a pretty assanine comment. Last I checked we are in this industry so we do not have to work 9-5 and wear suits and live the corporate life. Partied with him or anyone else last I checked that is what most people do at the shows. Fleshlight of adult.com I have never had a problem getting Ramos to get things done for me so far. Regarding him not answering all the posts maybe he should have but before you know it, it wasn't a business thread it was a personal attack because Ramos seems to like to party and have a good time. Good for him if that is what he chooses. I never heard any complaints when he was with adult.com. He got a position to be the front man on a very successful product line. So give the guy a break and chance to show what is can do. And I can only ASSUME he will need more then 2 week. So keep on keeing on Ramos I am sure fleshlight will only get better and better.

I agree with Jon ... Give the guy a chance ... I think things got blown way out and he's just laying low while they workout a few things. for all we know he's helping and talking to everyone on ICQ. Just because he's not addressing the individual issues on GFY doesn't mean he's not.

And just for the record I think I've bought him more drinks over the last year ..

Jon B · 05-14-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I agree with Jon ... Give the guy a chance ... I think things got blown way out and he's just laying low while they workout a few things. for all we know he's helping and talking to everyone on ICQ. Just because he's not addressing the individual issues on GFY doesn't mean he's not.

And just for the record I think I've bought him more drinks over the last year ..

You must have I make him pay for everything!

05-13-2006, 12:03 AM	#101
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05-13-2006, 02:11 AM	#109
Axeman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Swamp Posts: 5,201	A couple days late here. I have a feeling a job was on the line, and this post was a demand from above. It will take far more than this simple post to correct all the wrong and mud slinging you've caused the past few days. __________________ XXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.com

05-13-2006, 02:36 AM	#111
justsexxx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 13,723	I think many ppl are missing the point here. It's not a problem he is often away to shows etc. What is wrong, is the fact he ignored the posts on GFY, and said something like: Juicy blabla(so he DID read them). Then he started a thread with fuck the haters, and laughted at people with 1 join.... That is wrong.... __________________ Questions? ICQ: 125184542

05-13-2006, 04:35 AM	#120
studiocritic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 2,442	juicy, im a lurker - but if you wanted to, for example.. start your own fleshlight knockoff, and start your own affiliate program.. you'd do very, very well. your post the other day about the state of your relationship with the fleshlight program seemed genuine. i can put you in touch with some people who can help you with low-volume manufacturing, financing, and such. __________________ 254342256

05-13-2006, 12:20 PM	#127
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	I actually tried to join the fleshlight affiliate program today. But the link to join is a dead end. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-13-2006, 03:13 AM	#114
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	fleshlight is a good program they just need to work some kinks out...I have tried most sponsers and fleshlight makes me more money than 95% of others so if they ever get things worked out they will be one of the best if not the best program of its kind. some people are just haters

05-13-2006, 04:02 AM	#117
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	So he replies and never comes back to his thread, Still did piss off a bnch of smaler webmasters Ramos, I dont care if they send 1 sale a month or 100 Sales a month you should give each and every affilaite the time of day and get them what they need.

05-13-2006, 06:58 AM	#122
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	HEY WHO CARES ABOUT BUSINESS. RAMOS IS A TOP NOTCH STAND UP BRO WHO BUYS YOU DRINKS AT THE PARTIES. THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!

05-13-2006, 08:36 AM	#123
xxxice Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,042

05-13-2006, 12:36 PM	#129
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Now that I think about about it... ahhmmmm Wonder how many guys share a fleshlight. Has there ever been a fleshlight gangbang party? For the record, I have more than one FL sale. All this drama and other bullshit in the end will only make things better for the affiliates large and small!

05-13-2006, 01:15 PM	#134
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	fleshlight madness!

05-13-2006, 01:26 PM	#136
Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	HEY WHO CARES ABOUT BUSINESS. RAMOS IS A TOP NOTCH STAND UP BRO WHO HATES PATHETIC AFFILIATES WHO ASK QUESTIONS! QUIT CRYING AND TAKE WHATEVER YOUR SPONSOR GIVES YOU, EVEN IF IT IS UP YOUR SLOPPY ASS. RAMOS HATES YOU . . . YOU SAD, AFFILIATE LOSERS! KEEP SELLING FLESHLIGHT YOU MORONS! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DIRTY JIZZ BAGS!!!!!! RAMOS BUYS YOU DRINKS AT THE PARTIES. THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!

05-13-2006, 01:49 PM	#139
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	snicker!

05-13-2006, 02:32 PM	#144
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	what a bunch of whiners. nothing that ramos said or did was even close to what half you thin-skinned bastards say every day, whether in a biz thread or on personal time. if you focused on your biz as much as you focus on arguing and mud-slinging you could hire someone to talk shit on the boards all day