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Agent 488 · 05-11-2006, 09:57 AM

Divine vegetation in tutor?s garden
By Samantha Payne

A GARDENER had a revelation when he dug up his asparagus plant and saw the face of Jesus.

Martin Gregory was enjoying his Sunday morning gardening when he noticed something quite different about one of his asparagus ferns he removed from a pot.

As the 52-year-old laid the 30-inch plant on the grass the sun shone down on the roots and revealed the face of Jesus to him.

The part-time mosaic tutor said: "I thought Good gracious! It's the face of Jesus.
continued...

"It's the most weird thing I have ever seen.

"The roots are fantastic. You can actually make out a thorn crown around his head, his eyes and nose.

"I've heard about Mother Theresa's face being seen in a bagel but I thought this was much better."

Belvedere resident Mr Gregory removed the plant from his pot, which had been in the garden for 10 years, because he thought it was dying.

He believed the Christ-like image was caused by the roots being pressed against the stones in the plant pot causing the unusual indentations.

He added: "It looked so much like His face it took my breath away.

"It has not made me religious. But it could be something supernatural linked to the abbey ruins opposite.

"We don't know what's in the ground."

Father David Sherratt, of St Michael and All Angels Church, Abbey Wood Road, Abbey Wood, said: "I have often heard of people seeing things. God may want Mr Gregory to interpret what he saw in the plant as a sign."

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/ne...s_g arden.php

=^..^= · 05-11-2006, 10:01 AM

no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!!

dynastoned · 05-11-2006, 10:03 AM

lol what happened to the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich?

Deej · 05-11-2006, 10:03 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
dear god i think youre right

Deej · 05-11-2006, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned

lol what happened to the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich?

sold on Ebay by the grosse

WDjay · 05-11-2006, 10:03 AM

Jesus Christ!

=^..^= · 05-11-2006, 10:05 AM

gimo33 · 05-11-2006, 10:09 AM

looks like bin laden to me..

mOrrI · 05-11-2006, 10:11 AM

Then it's the devil :D

MikeVega · 05-11-2006, 10:11 AM

CaptainWolfy · 05-11-2006, 10:13 AM

Quote:

looks like bin laden to me..

hehehe thats funny

ssp · 05-11-2006, 10:14 AM

I will predict the future:

It will go on eBay and Golden Palace will be the highest bidder.

StuartD · 05-11-2006, 10:15 AM

yup, it definitely looks like the Burger King guy to me

Spyce · 05-11-2006, 10:16 AM

That's great! But, yes, it's most definitely the Burger King guy...

Agent 488 · 05-11-2006, 10:21 AM

you shouldn't have said that - the burger king guy gives me the willies - i'll never be able to eat asparagus again.

sfera · 05-11-2006, 10:23 AM

thats muhammed!

Jakke PNG · 05-11-2006, 10:39 AM

You all are fools, that's not jesus, that's not muhammed.. that's baddog.

CyberHustler · 05-11-2006, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

You all are fools, that's not jesus, that's not muhammed.. that's baddog.

thats what i was thinking

Dagwolf · 05-11-2006, 10:46 AM

It's obviously Aristotle

=^..^= · 05-11-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

You all are fools, that's not jesus, that's not muhammed.. that's baddog.

after burger king - Baddog was my second choice

=^..^= · 05-11-2006, 10:48 AM

anyhow it couldnt be jesus - jesus was jewish....
and look how tiny that guy's nose is!

Screaming · 05-11-2006, 10:51 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]anyhow it couldnt be jesus - jesus was jewish....
and look how tiny that guy's nose is![/QUOTE]
boohoohaha

madawgz · 05-11-2006, 10:58 AM

wooowww..... that could sell for 100,000$ on ebay

Fresh · 05-11-2006, 10:59 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

it really is!

minusonebit · 05-11-2006, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

I will predict the future:

It will go on eBay and Golden Palace will be the highest bidder.

You beat me to it.

Jill_J · 05-11-2006, 12:01 PM

just for note - real Jesus had a very big nose. So this is just one more fake story.

damonx · 05-11-2006, 12:20 PM

i'm sure this shit can be sold 1million bucks on ebay

damonx · 05-11-2006, 12:20 PM

i'm sure this shit can be sold 1million bucks on ebay

Degenerate · 05-11-2006, 12:21 PM

lol, ebay, king of the scammers

Degenerate · 05-11-2006, 12:21 PM

lol, ebay, king of the scammers

woj · 05-11-2006, 12:33 PM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

Manowar · 05-11-2006, 12:34 PM

hahaha awesome

baddog · 05-11-2006, 12:39 PM

You crack me up Kitty

Big Red Machine · 05-11-2006, 12:49 PM

Its a sign to try out that new Whopper

Red Ezra · 05-11-2006, 02:22 PM

ebay here we come

ssp · 05-12-2006, 12:22 AM

Quote:

^..^=]anyhow it couldnt be jesus - jesus was jewish....
and look how tiny that guy's nose is!

I'm sorry to break it to you but Jesus was a Christian and the Jews do not even believe in Jesus.

Thomas1007 · 05-12-2006, 12:24 AM

damn religious fanatics see jesus in almost anything.

reynold · 05-12-2006, 01:17 AM

Don't tell me that apparition is included in the gospel of Judas.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-12-2006, 01:25 AM

jesus doesn't exsist

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-12-2006, 01:26 AM

wow, thats amazing.

Vitasoy · 05-12-2006, 07:44 AM

Does kinda look like the burger king dude

Samantha-creationcrew · 05-12-2006, 08:31 AM

nice pics.....

PussyTeenies · 05-12-2006, 08:46 AM

its capt. nemo

gecko · 05-12-2006, 09:04 AM

Should put that on ebay so that goldenpalce buys it

Quagmire · 05-12-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

I'm sorry to break it to you but Jesus was a Christian and the Jews do not even believe in Jesus.

Jesus was a jew, read the bible. Recall him being referred to as "the king of the jews"? He is/was also considered a Jewish Prophet.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	Jesus! Pics Pics Pics Inside>>> Divine vegetation in tutor?s garden By Samantha Payne A GARDENER had a revelation when he dug up his asparagus plant and saw the face of Jesus. Martin Gregory was enjoying his Sunday morning gardening when he noticed something quite different about one of his asparagus ferns he removed from a pot. As the 52-year-old laid the 30-inch plant on the grass the sun shone down on the roots and revealed the face of Jesus to him. The part-time mosaic tutor said: "I thought Good gracious! It's the face of Jesus. continued... "It's the most weird thing I have ever seen. "The roots are fantastic. You can actually make out a thorn crown around his head, his eyes and nose. "I've heard about Mother Theresa's face being seen in a bagel but I thought this was much better." Belvedere resident Mr Gregory removed the plant from his pot, which had been in the garden for 10 years, because he thought it was dying. He believed the Christ-like image was caused by the roots being pressed against the stones in the plant pot causing the unusual indentations. He added: "It looked so much like His face it took my breath away. "It has not made me religious. But it could be something supernatural linked to the abbey ruins opposite. "We don't know what's in the ground." Father David Sherratt, of St Michael and All Angels Church, Abbey Wood Road, Abbey Wood, said: "I have often heard of people seeing things. God may want Mr Gregory to interpret what he saw in the plant as a sign." http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/ne...s_g arden.php

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