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Agent 488 05-11-2006 09:57 AM

Jesus! Pics Pics Pics Inside>>>
 
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Divine vegetation in tutor?s garden
By Samantha Payne

A GARDENER had a revelation when he dug up his asparagus plant and saw the face of Jesus.

Martin Gregory was enjoying his Sunday morning gardening when he noticed something quite different about one of his asparagus ferns he removed from a pot.

As the 52-year-old laid the 30-inch plant on the grass the sun shone down on the roots and revealed the face of Jesus to him.

The part-time mosaic tutor said: "I thought Good gracious! It's the face of Jesus.
continued...

"It's the most weird thing I have ever seen.

"The roots are fantastic. You can actually make out a thorn crown around his head, his eyes and nose.

"I've heard about Mother Theresa's face being seen in a bagel but I thought this was much better."

Belvedere resident Mr Gregory removed the plant from his pot, which had been in the garden for 10 years, because he thought it was dying.

He believed the Christ-like image was caused by the roots being pressed against the stones in the plant pot causing the unusual indentations.

He added: "It looked so much like His face it took my breath away.

"It has not made me religious. But it could be something supernatural linked to the abbey ruins opposite.

"We don't know what's in the ground."

Father David Sherratt, of St Michael and All Angels Church, Abbey Wood Road, Abbey Wood, said: "I have often heard of people seeing things. God may want Mr Gregory to interpret what he saw in the plant as a sign."

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/ne...s_g arden.php

=^..^= 05-11-2006 10:01 AM

no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!!

dynastoned 05-11-2006 10:03 AM

lol what happened to the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich?

Deej 05-11-2006 10:03 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
dear god i think youre right

Deej 05-11-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
lol what happened to the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich?

sold on Ebay by the grosse

WDjay 05-11-2006 10:03 AM

Jesus Christ!

=^..^= 05-11-2006 10:05 AM

http://aethlos.com/uploaded_images/c...ing-775233.JPG

gimo33 05-11-2006 10:09 AM

looks like bin laden to me.. :)

mOrrI 05-11-2006 10:11 AM

Then it's the devil :D

MikeVega 05-11-2006 10:11 AM

http://www.foxtick.com/Images/JesusRocks.gif

CaptainWolfy 05-11-2006 10:13 AM

Quote:

looks like bin laden to me..
hehehe thats funny

ssp 05-11-2006 10:14 AM

I will predict the future:

It will go on eBay and Golden Palace will be the highest bidder.

StuartD 05-11-2006 10:15 AM

yup, it definitely looks like the Burger King guy to me

Spyce 05-11-2006 10:16 AM

That's great! But, yes, it's most definitely the Burger King guy...

Agent 488 05-11-2006 10:21 AM

you shouldn't have said that - the burger king guy gives me the willies - i'll never be able to eat asparagus again. :Oh crap

sfera 05-11-2006 10:23 AM

thats muhammed!

Jakke PNG 05-11-2006 10:39 AM

You all are fools, that's not jesus, that's not muhammed.. that's baddog.

CyberHustler 05-11-2006 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
You all are fools, that's not jesus, that's not muhammed.. that's baddog.

thats what i was thinking

Dagwolf 05-11-2006 10:46 AM

It's obviously Aristotle

http://www.phil.uni-erlangen.de/~p1a...s/aristot1.JPG

=^..^= 05-11-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
You all are fools, that's not jesus, that's not muhammed.. that's baddog.


after burger king - Baddog was my second choice :thumbsup

=^..^= 05-11-2006 10:48 AM

anyhow it couldnt be jesus - jesus was jewish....
and look how tiny that guy's nose is!

Screaming 05-11-2006 10:51 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]anyhow it couldnt be jesus - jesus was jewish....
and look how tiny that guy's nose is![/QUOTE]
boohoohaha

madawgz 05-11-2006 10:58 AM

wooowww..... that could sell for 100,000$ on ebay :1orglaugh

Fresh 05-11-2006 10:59 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!![/QUOTE]


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

it really is!

minusonebit 05-11-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
I will predict the future:

It will go on eBay and Golden Palace will be the highest bidder.

You beat me to it.

Jill_J 05-11-2006 12:01 PM

just for note - real Jesus had a very big nose. So this is just one more fake story.

damonx 05-11-2006 12:20 PM

i'm sure this shit can be sold 1million bucks on ebay

damonx 05-11-2006 12:20 PM

i'm sure this shit can be sold 1million bucks on ebay

Degenerate 05-11-2006 12:21 PM

lol, ebay, king of the scammers

Degenerate 05-11-2006 12:21 PM

lol, ebay, king of the scammers

woj 05-11-2006 12:33 PM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]no way is that jesus !

Look Closely

Its the BURGER KING!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
:1orglaugh

Manowar 05-11-2006 12:34 PM

hahaha awesome

baddog 05-11-2006 12:39 PM

You crack me up Kitty

Big Red Machine 05-11-2006 12:49 PM

Its a sign to try out that new Whopper

Red Ezra 05-11-2006 02:22 PM

ebay here we come

ssp 05-12-2006 12:22 AM

Quote:

^..^=]anyhow it couldnt be jesus - jesus was jewish....
and look how tiny that guy's nose is!
I'm sorry to break it to you but Jesus was a Christian and the Jews do not even believe in Jesus.

Thomas1007 05-12-2006 12:24 AM

damn religious fanatics see jesus in almost anything.
:helpme

reynold 05-12-2006 01:17 AM

Don't tell me that apparition is included in the gospel of Judas.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-12-2006 01:25 AM

jesus doesn't exsist

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 05-12-2006 01:26 AM

wow, thats amazing.

Vitasoy 05-12-2006 07:44 AM

Does kinda look like the burger king dude

Samantha-creationcrew 05-12-2006 08:31 AM

nice pics..... :)

PussyTeenies 05-12-2006 08:46 AM

its capt. nemo

gecko 05-12-2006 09:04 AM

Should put that on ebay so that goldenpalce buys it

Quagmire 05-12-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
I'm sorry to break it to you but Jesus was a Christian and the Jews do not even believe in Jesus.

Jesus was a jew, read the bible. Recall him being referred to as "the king of the jews"? He is/was also considered a Jewish Prophet. :error


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