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skinnay · 05-10-2006, 07:40 PM

100 fleshlights

skinnay · 05-10-2006, 07:41 PM

101 rather

Juicy D. Links · 05-10-2006, 08:35 PM

oy veyyyyyyyy

TheSenator · 05-10-2006, 09:01 PM

Damn, I hope everything went well.

jimthefiend · 05-11-2006, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

Ramos is on MySpace right now... Might wanna check him out there seriously

He was also on GFY right around that time, and I KNOW he saw this.

Oh well.

The Ghost · 05-11-2006, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking

Years ago they used to sell wholesale to distributors, etc. man our stores used to push them out by the truck loads.

Wish they still sold wholesale to companies.

I'm sure they're still available for wholesale. They sold well, since they were one of the first to use that realistic material. But the best selling fake vag of all time was the Jenna Jameson one, and it costed twice as much. Don't remember who made it (think they lost the license).

Ramos · 05-11-2006, 06:25 AM

If you bang trannies in toronto, does that count?

Ramos · 05-11-2006, 06:25 AM

Fleshlight..................

Ramos

Juicy

TheSenator · 05-11-2006, 08:49 AM

Did you guys get everything straighten out?

This just seemed like a few messages got mixed or losted then esculated.

jacked · 05-11-2006, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

If you bang trannies in toronto, does that count?

could you please get in touch with one of us please read above been trying to get in touch with one of you guys forever now... serious response needed

JD · 05-11-2006, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

Fleshlight..................

Ramos

Juicy

Great fucking answer!

Roald · 05-11-2006, 09:02 AM

Drinking and partying makes a great sales rep!

No pun intended lol

Roald · 05-11-2006, 09:09 AM

Oh btw Ramos told you few days ago already, at least try to be a bit professional. Enjoy Toronto man ;)))

fleshbrian · 05-11-2006, 11:38 AM

Hey fellas, this thread was brought to my attention and I thought I?d take a quick second to respond.

This is Brian, GM, Fleshlight. First off, I?d like to apologize for the mentioned issues in regard to our backend. We are working very hard in order to provide a solution that will ultimately allow our affiliates to convert at a very high rate, this is the reason for the temporary issues that are concerning you. In addition, there were some link issues on fleshlight that were mentioned. An employee of ours made a bad decision for which he was terminated. This decision was not made with mal intent. We would never try to cheat our affiliates out of sales, you all are too smart for that.

In regard to the lack of response from customer support, customer support, as well as our programmers have been very busy but I assure you they are working on the very issues you are concerned with. Ramos is in Toronto, as mention. As we all know business can also be fun in this industry but I promise you that they are not holding Webmaster Access so that people can party. Ramos is our only in-house rep who posts on GFY so this is the reason for the lack of response on GFY.

Lastly, someone mentioned, ?I think Fleshlight has run it?s course.? I?ll be honest with you, you?ve seen nothing yet and I sincerely hope to have you guys on board when the excitement hits. Our affiliates have been good to us and we try hard to return the favor. At this point we are revamping our affiliate system and I ask for your patience in this period.

I may not be available to respond as I?m busy, as you all are, however most of my business takes place off-line.

Thanks guys, you?re welcome to shoot me an email at [email protected].

StuartD · 05-11-2006, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleshbrian

Ramos is our only in-house rep who posts on GFY so this is the reason for the lack of response on GFY.

Oh, I'd say he's made a response on GFY... just not the right one.

davethetruth · 05-11-2006, 12:05 PM

Good response Brian.

As a fellow sex toy retailer I wish you all the luck, and hope to do buisness with you guys in the near future

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleshbrian

Hey fellas, this thread was brought to my attention and I thought I?d take a quick second to respond.

This is Brian, GM, Fleshlight. First off, I?d like to apologize for the mentioned issues in regard to our backend. We are working very hard in order to provide a solution that will ultimately allow our affiliates to convert at a very high rate, this is the reason for the temporary issues that are concerning you. In addition, there were some link issues on fleshlight that were mentioned. An employee of ours made a bad decision for which he was terminated. This decision was not made with mal intent. We would never try to cheat our affiliates out of sales, you all are too smart for that.

In regard to the lack of response from customer support, customer support, as well as our programmers have been very busy but I assure you they are working on the very issues you are concerned with. Ramos is in Toronto, as mention. As we all know business can also be fun in this industry but I promise you that they are not holding Webmaster Access so that people can party. Ramos is our only in-house rep who posts on GFY so this is the reason for the lack of response on GFY.

Lastly, someone mentioned, ?I think Fleshlight has run it?s course.? I?ll be honest with you, you?ve seen nothing yet and I sincerely hope to have you guys on board when the excitement hits. Our affiliates have been good to us and we try hard to return the favor. At this point we are revamping our affiliate system and I ask for your patience in this period.

I may not be available to respond as I?m busy, as you all are, however most of my business takes place off-line.

Thanks guys, you?re welcome to shoot me an email at [email protected].

BradM · 05-11-2006, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleshbrian

Hey fellas, this thread was brought to my attention and I thought I?d take a quick second to respond.

This is Brian, GM, Fleshlight. First off, I?d like to apologize for the mentioned issues in regard to our backend. We are working very hard in order to provide a solution that will ultimately allow our affiliates to convert at a very high rate, this is the reason for the temporary issues that are concerning you. In addition, there were some link issues on fleshlight that were mentioned. An employee of ours made a bad decision for which he was terminated. This decision was not made with mal intent. We would never try to cheat our affiliates out of sales, you all are too smart for that.

In regard to the lack of response from customer support, customer support, as well as our programmers have been very busy but I assure you they are working on the very issues you are concerned with. Ramos is in Toronto, as mention. As we all know business can also be fun in this industry but I promise you that they are not holding Webmaster Access so that people can party. Ramos is our only in-house rep who posts on GFY so this is the reason for the lack of response on GFY.

Lastly, someone mentioned, ?I think Fleshlight has run it?s course.? I?ll be honest with you, you?ve seen nothing yet and I sincerely hope to have you guys on board when the excitement hits. Our affiliates have been good to us and we try hard to return the favor. At this point we are revamping our affiliate system and I ask for your patience in this period.

I may not be available to respond as I?m busy, as you all are, however most of my business takes place off-line.

Thanks guys, you?re welcome to shoot me an email at [email protected].

Brian: Try firing your new useless rep, who can't be bothered to respond to affiliates and instead fucks around on myspace all day and responds to threads will useless replies instead of addressing any issues.

I pulled all my links, Ramos is a fucking idiot.

CyberHustler · 05-11-2006, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Brian: Try firing your new useless rep, who can't be bothered to respond to affiliates and instead fucks around on myspace all day and responds to threads will useless replies instead of addressing any issues.

I pulled all my links, Ramos is a fucking idiot.

You should give him time to get back from Toronto before you bash him. Its the guys that didn't go anywhere that are doing the fucked up job. If shit is still the same when he gets back then......

Pure Evil · 05-11-2006, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

You should give him time to get back from Toronto before you bash him. Its the guys that didn't go anywhere that are doing the fucked up job. If shit is still the same when he gets back then......

No, it's Ramos' pisspoor unprofessional attitude that is pissing people off.....

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/608470-ultimate-hater-thread.html

JD · 05-11-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

No, it's Ramos' pisspoor unprofessional attitude that is pissing people off.....

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/608470-ultimate-hater-thread.html

dead fucking on.

CyberHustler · 05-11-2006, 01:06 PM

wish i had a job at fleshlight

Deej · 05-11-2006, 01:17 PM

Deej · 05-11-2006, 01:21 PM

oops... i guess its contagious....anyway....

jimthefiend · 05-12-2006, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil

No, it's Ramos' pisspoor unprofessional attitude that is pissing people off.....

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/608470-ultimate-hater-thread.html

I'm not even gonna bother posting in that thread. That attitude tears it for me, and he should be let go.

Gottis · 05-12-2006, 05:07 AM

Brian GM @ Fleshlight: "We love our affiliates and thank them every day for their business."

Ramos Head of Marketing @ Fleshlight: "Juiiiicyyy gives the best handjobs ooouuuiiii", when responding to concerns raised over Fleshlight support and lousy backend

The two of you need to sync your PR talk.

jjjay · 05-12-2006, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

Ramos is on MySpace right now... Might wanna check him out there seriously

don't be so fucking stupid

affiliate support is there to support affiliates

crazy concept I know

chasing reps around the fucking internet just to get their attention clearly shows they're the wrong man for the job

jimthefiend · 05-13-2006, 01:50 PM

So essentially what happened is that I get smarted off to for raising legitimate concerns, then a day or later he starts a "polite" thread where he spins out some lame fucking nonsense about how they "put together a winning team to fix the bugs".

Bullshit. Most of the "bugs" I mentioned could be fixed by a decent programmer in a couple of hours, max.

I am thoroughly disgusted by this whole thing and will NEVER send one fucking hit to Fleshlight again.

I hope people have noticed how all this went down, and taken note.

jimthefiend · 05-13-2006, 01:56 PM

OH MY BAD...

I DID in fact get this ICQ, TWO days after I started this thread.

Ramos (10:54 AM) :
what can I help you with?

Swear to God.

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05-11-2006, 09:09 AM	#113
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,889	Oh btw Ramos told you few days ago already, at least try to be a bit professional. Enjoy Toronto man ;))) __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

05-11-2006, 11:38 AM	#114
fleshbrian Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1	Hey fellas, this thread was brought to my attention and I thought I?d take a quick second to respond. This is Brian, GM, Fleshlight. First off, I?d like to apologize for the mentioned issues in regard to our backend. We are working very hard in order to provide a solution that will ultimately allow our affiliates to convert at a very high rate, this is the reason for the temporary issues that are concerning you. In addition, there were some link issues on fleshlight that were mentioned. An employee of ours made a bad decision for which he was terminated. This decision was not made with mal intent. We would never try to cheat our affiliates out of sales, you all are too smart for that. In regard to the lack of response from customer support, customer support, as well as our programmers have been very busy but I assure you they are working on the very issues you are concerned with. Ramos is in Toronto, as mention. As we all know business can also be fun in this industry but I promise you that they are not holding Webmaster Access so that people can party. Ramos is our only in-house rep who posts on GFY so this is the reason for the lack of response on GFY. Lastly, someone mentioned, ?I think Fleshlight has run it?s course.? I?ll be honest with you, you?ve seen nothing yet and I sincerely hope to have you guys on board when the excitement hits. Our affiliates have been good to us and we try hard to return the favor. At this point we are revamping our affiliate system and I ask for your patience in this period. I may not be available to respond as I?m busy, as you all are, however most of my business takes place off-line. Thanks guys, you?re welcome to shoot me an email at [email protected].

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05-12-2006, 05:07 AM	#125
Gottis Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: VIP NO ID Posts: 1,746	Brian GM @ Fleshlight: "We love our affiliates and thank them every day for their business." Ramos Head of Marketing @ Fleshlight: "Juiiiicyyy gives the best handjobs ooouuuiiii", when responding to concerns raised over Fleshlight support and lousy backend The two of you need to sync your PR talk.

05-13-2006, 01:50 PM	#127
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	So essentially what happened is that I get smarted off to for raising legitimate concerns, then a day or later he starts a "polite" thread where he spins out some lame fucking nonsense about how they "put together a winning team to fix the bugs". Bullshit. Most of the "bugs" I mentioned could be fixed by a decent programmer in a couple of hours, max. I am thoroughly disgusted by this whole thing and will NEVER send one fucking hit to Fleshlight again. I hope people have noticed how all this went down, and taken note.

05-13-2006, 01:56 PM	#128
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	OH MY BAD... I DID in fact get this ICQ, TWO days after I started this thread. Ramos (10:54 AM) : what can I help you with? Swear to God.