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I'm here for SPORT
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Jman just threw his sake in my face and walked out
I think it's over
Earlier today I dropped Jman's cell phone in my soup - wrecked the phone. total accident. Ok he's wanted this phone for a while but it was an accident. I took him to dinner (sushi)- he looked angry. I offered to pay for the phone. He declined. At dinner we had sake - everything was going fine untill we tosted. I sugested we toast to cell phones and soup... i suppose that was in bad tatste. the threw his sake in my face and walked out. I havnt' sceen him since. I've called - no answer ????????????????
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awwww poor guy... he probably didn't answer becuase the phone is drenched in soup juice?
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Old broad
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You rubbed your foot between his crotch, didn't you......?? Or maybe you DIDN'T and THAT'S the problem? I suspect you need to write "Dear Abby" on this one.
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I'm here for SPORT
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I need a beer
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Did you lap it up like a hungry hound?
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Don't be mean to Jman, he's a good guy.
Just because he boycotts the US doesn't make him a bad guy. After all, I am coming to Toronto, just to see guys like Jman, who are boycotting the US! Try to make up to Jman, I want to feel the love when I get to Toronto next week. See you next week!! Matt
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I make pixels work
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This is serious? over a phone and an accident?
Seriously Sleazy? and by over...you mean no more spooning?
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must have been a good phone
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Old broad
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I bet he went home and fed Skufty so he won't eat breakfast again tomorrow!!!!
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You just have to explain how butterfingered you get when you're around him....time to stop holding back your feelings hon.... ;)
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So Fucking What
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later tonight you guys will cuddle
then you'll throat fuck jman, things always work out
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Pounding Googlebot
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Is he back home by now?
WG
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what a sweet story
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emperor of my world
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cat fight!!!!!
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Clueless OleMan
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A public adult board is always the best place to resolve a personnal issue with someone. Sleazy is smarter than that, so this must be fake drama.
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So Fucking Banned
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I think Sleazy has 'outsourced' or he's pissed.
His spelling isnt usually this bad. |
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he wants a divorce
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Horsing Around
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that was a bad joke. It could work in a week, but the next day - no.
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Reach for those stars!
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Say it ain't sooooo!
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fake drama?
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next time you outsource posting, make sure you get the little Filipino a spell check.
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So Fucking Banned
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We need more free porn
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I'm sure he's going to miss the "Sweat-Puke-Ass-Fat" odor you have. He'll be back, don't worry.
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BACON BACON BACON
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hehe that sux..kiss and make up
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Vrume Mark
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Is this the end of Bert and Ernie?
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awww poor guys ehehhe u will be back together soon...
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I would have been HIGHLY pissed if that happened to me...Highly...The cellphone part...not the sake part.
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So Fucking Banned
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I had a friend jump in the pool with my jacket on...had my cell and wallet in the pocket. I got over it, i'm sure it'll work out.
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You can get Vaccuum Desiccators (see my previous post) for $60 .... may be cheaper than a new phone?
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm here for SPORT
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still havn't heard form him??????????
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I'm here for SPORT
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has anyone sceen Jman?
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BACON BACON BACON
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Workin With The Devil
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He proably cant answer since you RUINED HIS PHONE
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damn sushi sounds good right about now, i think i'll go get some :D
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