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Old 05-05-2006, 08:20 PM   #1
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Jman just threw his sake in my face and walked out

I think it's over

Earlier today I dropped Jman's cell phone in my soup - wrecked the phone. total accident. Ok he's wanted this phone for a while but it was an accident.

I took him to dinner (sushi)- he looked angry. I offered to pay for the phone. He declined.

At dinner we had sake - everything was going fine untill we tosted. I sugested we toast to cell phones and soup... i suppose that was in bad tatste.

the threw his sake in my face and walked out.

I havnt' sceen him since.

I've called - no answer


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Old 05-05-2006, 08:21 PM   #2
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awwww poor guy... he probably didn't answer becuase the phone is drenched in soup juice?
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:25 PM   #3
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You rubbed your foot between his crotch, didn't you......?? Or maybe you DIDN'T and THAT'S the problem? I suspect you need to write "Dear Abby" on this one.
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:49 PM   #4
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awwww poor guy... he probably didn't answer becuase the phone is drenched in soup juice?
his old phone still works
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:51 PM   #5
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:55 PM   #6
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Don't be mean to Jman, he's a good guy.

Just because he boycotts the US doesn't make him a bad guy. After all, I am coming to Toronto, just to see guys like Jman, who are boycotting the US!

Try to make up to Jman, I want to feel the love when I get to Toronto next week.

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Old 05-05-2006, 08:58 PM   #7
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This is serious? over a phone and an accident?

Seriously Sleazy?


and by over...you mean no more spooning?
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:07 PM   #8
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:08 PM   #9
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I bet he went home and fed Skufty so he won't eat breakfast again tomorrow!!!!
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:12 PM   #10
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You just have to explain how butterfingered you get when you're around him....time to stop holding back your feelings hon.... ;)
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:22 PM   #11
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:23 PM   #12
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later tonight you guys will cuddle

then you'll throat fuck jman, things always work out
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:36 AM   #13
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:41 AM   #14
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:01 AM   #15
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Just because he boycotts the US doesn't make him a bad guy.
Or fears arrest at the border?
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:24 AM   #16
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:29 AM   #18
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A public adult board is always the best place to resolve a personnal issue with someone. Sleazy is smarter than that, so this must be fake drama.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:33 AM   #19
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I think Sleazy has 'outsourced' or he's pissed.

His spelling isnt usually this bad.
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:27 AM   #20
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:42 AM   #21
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:04 AM   #22
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that was a bad joke. It could work in a week, but the next day - no.
Some people have the hole life in such things like phone, PC, or simply diary.
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Old 05-06-2006, 11:29 AM   #23
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Old 05-06-2006, 11:39 AM   #25
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next time you outsource posting, make sure you get the little Filipino a spell check.
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:06 PM   #27
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I'm sure he's going to miss the "Sweat-Puke-Ass-Fat" odor you have. He'll be back, don't worry.
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:40 PM   #28
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hehe that sux..kiss and make up
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:41 PM   #29
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Is this the end of Bert and Ernie?



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awww poor guys ehehhe u will be back together soon...
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I would have been HIGHLY pissed if that happened to me...Highly...The cellphone part...not the sake part.
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his old phone still works
His old phone may still work, but you tried calling it using the soup phone didn't ya?
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I spit Motts Spicy clamato and vodka all over ..... thanks!

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I spit Motts Spicy clamato and vodka all over ..... thanks!

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I've called - no answer

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That's hilarious. Did you call his cell phone?
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I had a friend jump in the pool with my jacket on...had my cell and wallet in the pocket. I got over it, i'm sure it'll work out.
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:33 PM   #38
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Here Sleazy ... this may help you

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Fixing a soaked cell phone

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You can get Vaccuum Desiccators (see my previous post) for $60 .... may be cheaper than a new phone?
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still havn't heard form him??????????
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He proably cant answer since you RUINED HIS PHONE
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