Jman just threw his sake in my face and walked out
 

I think it's over

Earlier today I dropped Jman's cell phone in my soup - wrecked the phone. total accident. Ok he's wanted this phone for a while but it was an accident.

I took him to dinner (sushi)- he looked angry. I offered to pay for the phone. He declined.

At dinner we had sake - everything was going fine untill we tosted. I sugested we toast to cell phones and soup... i suppose that was in bad tatste.

the threw his sake in my face and walked out.

I havnt' sceen him since.

I've called - no answer


????????????????

awwww poor guy... he probably didn't answer becuase the phone is drenched in soup juice?

You rubbed your foot between his crotch, didn't you......?? Or maybe you DIDN'T and THAT'S the problem? I suspect you need to write "Dear Abby" on this one.

his old phone still works

Did you lap it up like a hungry hound?

Don't be mean to Jman, he's a good guy.

Just because he boycotts the US doesn't make him a bad guy. After all, I am coming to Toronto, just to see guys like Jman, who are boycotting the US!

Try to make up to Jman, I want to feel the love when I get to Toronto next week.

See you next week!!

Matt

This is serious? over a phone and an accident?

Seriously Sleazy?


and by over...you mean no more spooning?

must have been a good phone

I bet he went home and fed Skufty so he won't eat breakfast again tomorrow!!!!

You just have to explain how butterfingered you get when you're around him....time to stop holding back your feelings hon.... ;)

:1orglaugh that sux

later tonight you guys will cuddle

then you'll throat fuck jman, things always work out

Is he back home by now?
WG

what a sweet story

Or fears arrest at the border?

cat fight!!!!!

its bringing me to tears:waaaaahh

A public adult board is always the best place to resolve a personnal issue with someone. Sleazy is smarter than that, so this must be fake drama.

I think Sleazy has 'outsourced' or he's pissed.

His spelling isnt usually this bad.

he wants a divorce

Last time I spoke with him he wasn't.

that was a bad joke. It could work in a week, but the next day - no.
Some people have the hole life in such things like phone, PC, or simply diary.
:Oh crap

Say it ain't sooooo!

fake drama?

next time you outsource posting, make sure you get the little Filipino a spell check.

You're kidding, right?

I'm sure he's going to miss the "Sweat-Puke-Ass-Fat" odor you have. He'll be back, don't worry.

hehe that sux..kiss and make up

thats what i was thinking :1orglaugh
was it like 1500$

Is this the end of Bert and Ernie?

http://advancedmediacommittee.typepa.../berternie.gif

DH

awww poor guys ehehhe u will be back together soon...

I would have been HIGHLY pissed if that happened to me...Highly...The cellphone part...not the sake part.

His old phone may still work, but you tried calling it using the soup phone didn't ya? :Oh crap

I spit Motts Spicy clamato and vodka all over ..... thanks! :mad:

LMAO

I always wondered who thought clams and tomato juice was a good idea.

That's hilarious. Did you call his cell phone? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I had a friend jump in the pool with my jacket on...had my cell and wallet in the pocket. I got over it, i'm sure it'll work out.

Here Sleazy ... this may help you

Good Luck!

Fixing a soaked cell phone

:thumbsup :thumbsup

You can get Vaccuum Desiccators (see my previous post) for $60 .... may be cheaper than a new phone? :)

:( :( :Oh crap

still havn't heard form him??????????

has anyone sceen Jman?

i think he is in toronto

He proably cant answer since you RUINED HIS PHONE

rub it in

damn sushi sounds good right about now, i think i'll go get some :D