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BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 09:21 PM

I'm go to a straight club and pull my gay dance moves on the floor and see if I can pick up a chick and get laid.

It's only been like, hrm. 8 years since I've swam in the river poonanny. I'm see if I can get my big toe wet again!

Any playaz got some tips? I'm a little rusty at pickin up bitches and hoes.

I'll let you all know how it goes! Wish me luck!

Phil · 05-04-2006, 09:25 PM

give me some tips when you done

xanx · 05-04-2006, 09:26 PM

yo, send them my way once they are wet and ready !!

Phil · 05-04-2006, 09:27 PM

if they are hot send some my way as well

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 09:28 PM

I'm being SERIOUS! I'm going to a club downtown and try and get me some tonight!

candyflip · 05-04-2006, 09:29 PM

Chicks dig gay guys. Just be as gay as you can be but be obvious you'd like some pussy too.

xanx · 05-04-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm being SERIOUS! I'm going to a club downtown and try and get me some tonight!

I'm serious too!!!

madawgz · 05-04-2006, 09:29 PM

hahahahaha, good luck!

candyflip · 05-04-2006, 09:30 PM

I miss Club Firestone. I need to visit O-Town.

-Turk- · 05-04-2006, 09:31 PM

Make Sure You Take Some Fuckin Pics!

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I miss Club Firestone. I need to visit O-Town.

That's where I'm headed yo! Is it easy to pick up poontang there? I've only gone Saturday nights, which is gay night.

Spunky · 05-04-2006, 09:32 PM

Throw money at them..chicks dig that

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 09:35 PM

I'm SOOO gonna pull this off tonight. And if I do, I'll have gotten more pussy this year than 1/2 of gfy! Then the homo haters on here can bite me!

Wonder if it's going to be harder than pickin up a gay bottom boi?

cranki · 05-04-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Chicks dig gay guys. Just be as gay as you can be but be obvious you'd like some pussy too.

that's what I wanted to say as well

SleazyDream · 05-04-2006, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm SOOO gonna pull this off tonight. And if I do, I'll have gotten more pussy this year than 1/2 of gfy! Then the homo haters on here can bite me!

Wonder if it's going to be harder than pickin up a gay bottom boi?

lol - love that post. sad part is you're proobally right.

and that will piss the trolls off something aweful

you go guy

ANAL PASTE · 05-04-2006, 09:37 PM

Girl, give it up. Theres nothing better than nice juicy rod up your pooper at 5 am in the morning. Do another line and hit that Pink Buffalo club down the street..

candyflip · 05-04-2006, 09:37 PM

It was easy back in the day. All my friends down there are homos. I got all the pussy they reeled in and wouldn't do anything with.

CaptainHook · 05-04-2006, 09:38 PM

Hey.....just get a little buzzed and im sure u will have no problem gettin some pussy.....who cares if it's been a while you will pick it up again.....just like riding a bike....not tequniqually...

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L-Pink · 05-04-2006, 09:39 PM

If you aren't enjoying the pussy as much as you thought you can always flip her over ..... Haaaaa

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHook

who cares if it's been a while you will pick it up again.....just like riding a bike....not tequniqually...

I'm be layin on my back and the bitch will be riding ME. I don't gotta remember how to ride nothin!

candyflip · 05-04-2006, 09:40 PM

Oh...and Saturday night was always the best night. This gorgeous tranny name Jade was always there. I should have taken all those blowjobs she offered.

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 09:45 PM

~~~~~TONIGHT IS OPERATION PUNANNY~~~~~

Who wants to film this shit? Gay-Goes-Straight reality style?

I'm the thexy too, so the shit would convert! Come on, some program pick me up yo!

xanx · 05-04-2006, 09:54 PM

yo, if you need a camera man let me know =)

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx

yo, if you need a camera man let me know =)

You the kind of camera man that's gonna try and cock a feel off me?

Spankys Teens · 05-04-2006, 10:13 PM

1. Make sure you have a shit load of money on ya....otherwise you're lost.
2. Shave your nuts and ass (a gay man like yourself prolly has).
3. Don't come on too strong
4. Tell her you're in the adult industry and that you think she's hotter than any other model you've see so far.
5. buy a bottle of wine and get jiggy with it.
6. Ask her if she shaves her pussy

Anyone else have some tips:

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-04-2006, 10:26 PM

BoyAlley · 05-04-2006, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens

6. Ask her if she shaves her pussy

Why can't I see myself going up to some hot blond and be like:

"Hey, you shave that snatch or wtf?"

Then assumin I don't get hit and she be like "Ya".

Then I be like "Orly?".

I don't think so. Bad advice.

baddog · 05-05-2006, 12:04 AM

Tell them you want to be cured of your gayness . . . or something along those lines

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 07:56 AM

Only 12 hours until I head out to Club FireStone!

The Duck · 05-05-2006, 08:00 AM

my only tip is to whip out your cock and sink it into their drink/beer in front of everyone then scream "I am the eggman, kokokachuuuu"

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

my only tip is to whip out your cock and sink it into their drink/beer in front of everyone then scream "I am the eggman, kokokachuuuu"

You have never gotten pussy in your life, have you? Are there any guys on here that have actually ever been LAID before?

Warning Pages · 05-05-2006, 08:04 AM

Dude all you have to say is "you don't think you want to be gay anymore, and that you want to find a girl that is willing to turn you back to the striaght world" you'll be so in. Girls love thinking that they make a gay guy go striaght again. That should be your angle-good luck

Platinum Mike · 05-05-2006, 08:05 AM

Be straight up...tell her your gay and that you have been thinking about pussy the past couple of weeks and you have never had a women before.
Tell her you are a little scared about it (play innocent)

Girls always want to be the one woman that can change a gay guy to a straight one.

Sosa · 05-05-2006, 08:09 AM

lol hilarious. Have a good time!

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 08:14 AM

All these guys keep messaging me on ICQ with numbers for escorts and websites that rank them. I'm not payin for pussy! Is this how all you breeder boys on here get laid?

I'm get me a free slice tonight and you fools can slop the leftovers off my rod.

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

lol hilarious. Have a good time!

Only 6.5 hours left until I leave for the club! I need advice fellas!

Sparks · 05-05-2006, 01:27 PM

So, did you end up getting any pussy?

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparks

So, did you end up getting any pussy?

Read the thread: I'm leaving for the club in 6.5 hours!@#!!@#!@#@

~~~~~Operation PUNANNY Is About To Begin~~~~~

StuartD · 05-05-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Only 6.5 hours left until I leave for the club! I need advice fellas!

advice? You're gay. You'll have girls all over you.

G-Rotica · 05-05-2006, 01:40 PM

Play the gay card. It works. A friend of mine goes "fag" around women in clubs and scores like mad. Of course I'm not comfortable enough with my sexuality to pull it off, but it works for him. I usually just go home and bang the wife.

Libertine · 05-05-2006, 01:43 PM

Find a drunk chick who looks at you, dance with her, kiss her, be a good kisser. Works every time.

RogerV3 · 05-05-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm SOOO gonna pull this off tonight. And if I do, I'll have gotten more pussy this year than 1/2 of gfy! Then the homo haters on here can bite me!

Wonder if it's going to be harder than pickin up a gay bottom boi?

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

dance with her, kiss her, be a good kisser. Works every time.

OMG I gotta KISS one of them?!?!?! Can't that step be skipped somehow?

Manowar · 05-05-2006, 01:53 PM

hahahah good one

Wilbo · 05-05-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

OMG I gotta KISS one of them?!?!?! Can't that step be skipped somehow?

Only for hookers....

VicJay · 05-05-2006, 01:57 PM

Good luck dude

djroof · 05-05-2006, 02:08 PM

Good luck!

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo

Only for hookers....

Everyone tells me to get hookers. I'm not gettin hookers god damn it.

cranki · 05-05-2006, 02:10 PM

take pics of your picks!

BrettJ · 05-05-2006, 02:58 PM

all you have to do is let the girls know you're gay... but stay interested and keep flirting with them...dance with them and give them a vibe that you might be interested.... they will want to change you.

have fun. if all else fails... a mouth is a mouth and an ass an ass...

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