I'm go to a straight club and pull my gay dance moves on the floor and see if I can pick up a chick and get laid.
It's only been like, hrm. 8 years since I've swam in the river poonanny. I'm see if I can get my big toe wet again!
Any playaz got some tips? I'm a little rusty at pickin up bitches and hoes.
I'll let you all know how it goes! Wish me luck!
