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BVF · 05-05-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm go to a straight club and pull my gay dance moves on the floor and see if I can pick up a chick and get laid.

It will probably work within 90 seconds.

edit....50 gay dancers who pull women who want to "change" them.

baddog · 05-05-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Only 6.5 hours left until I leave for the club! I need advice fellas!

Pay attention. It will work.

RhiannonAPM · 05-05-2006, 03:25 PM

First off, from a chicks point of view. Don't call us bitches and hoes and that might help a little. And then maybe offer to buy a girl a drink (always go for the one who has tons of friends but shes not out dancing with them) They are always the ones who will give it up fast!! Good luck!!

BigBen · 05-05-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Why can't I see myself going up to some hot blond and be like:

"Hey, you shave that snatch or wtf?"

Then assumin I don't get hit and she be like "Ya".

Then I be like "Orly?".

I don't think so. Bad advice.

BoyAlley · 05-05-2006, 05:58 PM

Only Two Hours Left Until I Leave For Club FireStone!

Elli · 05-05-2006, 06:22 PM

omg are you serious? You'll totally get some.

If you want it, that is. You have to want it. But you have to act like you don't want it.

ACT like you barely have time to talk to her because you have so many hot chicks wanting your attention.
DO ask her to dance.
DO buy her a drink. Not a whole lot because if she gets too drunk, there goes the evening.
Once you have a girl chosen, tell her how all these other girls are still hitting on you, but you had to tell them no. Like say these chicks caught you on your way to the men's room and you were like, "no way, I'm with HER." She'll totally dig you

supermann · 05-05-2006, 08:13 PM

keep us updated!! lol GL

Wilbo · 05-06-2006, 03:37 AM

So what happened?

BluMedia · 05-06-2006, 03:48 AM

You could probably get laid by a woman easier than 75% of the guys on here, lol.

Mark

NoWhErE · 05-06-2006, 05:35 AM

Lol funny how all the guys are saying you should go see escorts... wtf? WHY in the hell would someone pay for sex when its so easy to get for free?

Wilbo · 05-06-2006, 01:30 PM

So???????

Spunky · 05-06-2006, 01:40 PM

So how did you do?

dissipate · 05-06-2006, 01:49 PM

We demand answers, how did the evening go?

broke · 05-06-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Why can't I see myself going up to some hot blond and be like:

"Hey, you shave that snatch or wtf?"

Then assumin I don't get hit and she be like "Ya".

Then I be like "Orly?".

I don't think so. Bad advice.

OMFG

Wilbo · 05-06-2006, 02:08 PM

I'll bet he got some putang and now he just can't stand to let it go....... no more boys for him!!!

Doctor Dre · 05-06-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

All these guys keep messaging me on ICQ with numbers for escorts and websites that rank them. I'm not payin for pussy! Is this how all you breeder boys on here get laid?

I'm get me a free slice tonight and you fools can slop the leftovers off my rod.

A good tip is just talking and getting intorduced to them. I'm sure a lot of gals would like to fuck a gay dude knowing there is no chance there will be some problems after.

How did it go afterall ?

tenderobject · 05-06-2006, 02:43 PM

goodluck bro with the pussies!

BoyAlley · 05-06-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

How did it go afterall ?

OK. I did NOT have a good time last night! You fuckin breeder bois left out one VERY IMPORTANT TIP!!!!!

MAKE SURE SHE DONT GOT A BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU ASK HER 'BOUT HER SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin hell yo! GAWD DAYUM that were some mad dramas!!!!!!

But it's OK. Im try again next Friday! I learned my lesson!

Libertine · 05-07-2006, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

OK. I did NOT have a good time last night! You fuckin breeder bois left out one VERY IMPORTANT TIP!!!!!

MAKE SURE SHE DONT GOT A BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU ASK HER 'BOUT HER SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin hell yo! GAWD DAYUM that were some mad dramas!!!!!!

But it's OK. Im try again next Friday! I learned my lesson!

Details please?

sfera · 05-07-2006, 09:58 AM

haha whoop her bf's ass, show how is the man, then fuck him in the ass

gangbangjoe · 05-07-2006, 10:02 AM

wait for village peoples ymca and pull your moves
chicks dig gay guys

BlackCrayon · 05-07-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

wait for village peoples ymca and pull your moves
chicks dig gay guys

i wonder if the girls think about how much asshole their dick has been in while they suck it

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