The Miracle Of Toilet Paper...... - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 05-05-2006, 04:13 PM

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

I heard this before along time ago, but it's a good one to share for those who haven't heard it!

RRRED · 05-05-2006, 04:14 PM

Bahahaha!!! That's a good one girl! I miss you!

Deej · 05-05-2006, 04:17 PM

Oh no he didn't!!

E$_manager · 05-05-2006, 04:24 PM

he is a smart guy, that must be an anecdote.
funny!

Fresh · 05-05-2006, 04:26 PM

for a second there i thought you were married haha

Tim · 05-05-2006, 04:31 PM

Nice one!

E$_manager · 05-05-2006, 04:39 PM

you married a nive man

E$_manager · 05-05-2006, 04:41 PM

i mean "nice", sorry

JumpStreet21 · 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM

If you rub me with your breasts the samething will happen plus you get some enjoyment out of it.

madawgz · 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM

hahaha thats great

minusonebit · 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM

LMFAO, thats cute.

SomeCreep · 05-05-2006, 05:05 PM

hehe, that's funny hunny

E$_manager · 05-05-2006, 05:24 PM

i wonder if his bud grew or not. Or he used some other kind of toilet paper?

IWantU_Jeff · 05-05-2006, 05:58 PM

lol nice.. hadn't heard that before.. lol

Scott McD · 05-05-2006, 06:03 PM

Nice...

I'm gonna use that one on someone tomorrow...

KRL · 05-05-2006, 06:04 PM

Nice one.

Loryn · 05-05-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

you married a nive man

HAHA not me!

Loryn · 05-05-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpStreet21

If you rub me with your breasts the samething will happen plus you get some enjoyment out of it.

For some reason I get the feeling that you would get more enjoyment out of that than me! LOL j/k

Spunky · 05-05-2006, 06:37 PM

Lol..that was funny

sexypond · 05-05-2006, 06:51 PM

Funny one

Vitasoy · 05-05-2006, 06:54 PM

Lol.. that was great!

amandaspost · 05-05-2006, 07:33 PM

good one

sniperwolf · 05-05-2006, 08:08 PM

.. funny stuff you got there..lol thanks for sharing loryn

RogerV5 · 05-05-2006, 08:10 PM

funny shit

pussyluver · 05-05-2006, 08:14 PM

You didn't tell me you were married

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-05-2006, 08:18 PM

That is funny.

tyler. · 05-06-2006, 01:31 AM

good one

L0rdJuni0r · 05-06-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

lol

.... good one!

Choppa · 05-06-2006, 02:10 AM

good one

Loryn did you get my email last week re 1000 posts and GFY tshirt ??

never got a reply

woj · 05-06-2006, 02:31 AM

Manowar · 05-06-2006, 03:13 AM

hhahahaha!!

05-05-2006, 04:13 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	The Miracle Of Toilet Paper...... Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" I heard this before along time ago, but it's a good one to share for those who haven't heard it! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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