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Old 05-05-2006, 04:13 PM   #1
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper......
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


I heard this before along time ago, but it's a good one to share for those who haven't heard it!
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:14 PM   #2
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Bahahaha!!! That's a good one girl! I miss you!
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:17 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:24 PM   #4
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he is a smart guy, that must be an anecdote.
funny!
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:26 PM   #5
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for a second there i thought you were married haha
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:39 PM   #7
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you married a nive man
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:41 PM   #8
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i mean "nice", sorry
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM   #9
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If you rub me with your breasts the samething will happen plus you get some enjoyment out of it.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM   #10
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hahaha thats great
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM   #11
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LMFAO, thats cute.
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:05 PM   #12
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hehe, that's funny hunny
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:24 PM   #13
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i wonder if his bud grew or not. Or he used some other kind of toilet paper?
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:58 PM   #14
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lol nice.. hadn't heard that before.. lol
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:03 PM   #15
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Nice...


I'm gonna use that one on someone tomorrow...
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:04 PM   #16
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HAHA not me!
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:36 PM   #18
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If you rub me with your breasts the samething will happen plus you get some enjoyment out of it.

For some reason I get the feeling that you would get more enjoyment out of that than me! LOL j/k
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:37 PM   #19
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:51 PM   #20
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:54 PM   #21
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:33 PM   #22
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:08 PM   #23
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.. funny stuff you got there..lol thanks for sharing loryn
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:10 PM   #24
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Old 05-06-2006, 01:39 AM   #28
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Loryn did you get my email last week re 1000 posts and GFY tshirt ??

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