The Miracle Of Toilet Paper......
 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


I heard this before along time ago, but it's a good one to share for those who haven't heard it! :1orglaugh

Bahahaha!!! That's a good one girl! I miss you!

Oh no he didn't!!

he is a smart guy, that must be an anecdote.
funny!

for a second there i thought you were married haha

:1orglaugh Nice one!

you married a nive man

i mean "nice", sorry

If you rub me with your breasts the samething will happen plus you get some enjoyment out of it. :love-boob

hahaha thats great :)

LMFAO, thats cute.

hehe, that's funny hunny :glugglug

i wonder if his bud grew or not. Or he used some other kind of toilet paper?

lol nice.. hadn't heard that before.. lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Nice...


I'm gonna use that one on someone tomorrow... :winkwink:

Nice one. :1orglaugh

HAHA not me! :pimp

For some reason I get the feeling that you would get more enjoyment out of that than me! LOL j/k

Lol..that was funny

Funny one

Lol.. that was great!

:1orglaugh good one

.. funny stuff you got there..lol thanks for sharing loryn

funny shit

You didn't tell me you were married :disgust

That is funny.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh .... good one!

good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Loryn did you get my email last week re 1000 posts and GFY tshirt ??

never got a reply

:1orglaugh

hhahahaha!!