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Old 05-05-2006, 11:00 PM   #1
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I can't grasp how STUPID the movie Lord Of The Rings is!!

The entire concept is flawed:

2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:02 PM   #2
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Ummm, what?
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:03 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:03 PM   #4
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You are fucked up.

LOTR IS A MASTERPIECE AND LIV TYLER IS RIDING ME AS I TYPE THIS! Elf ears and all!!!
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:03 PM   #5
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:04 PM   #6
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:06 PM   #7
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I read it for summer reading in high school...found the book enjoyable and the movies just as..if not more.

IMO return of the king is top 10 movie of all time.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:12 PM   #8
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I thought the movies were excellent other then when Legolas did a board slide down the railing or whatever in the one movie on a shield.. Just had to stick that one lame ass part in there..
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Old 05-06-2006, 12:40 AM   #9
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switch the crap off then?
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:20 AM   #10
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make your own movie :P
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:22 AM   #11
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so you expect realism in a movie about warlocks and wizards and shit?

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Old 05-06-2006, 03:15 AM   #12
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The entire concept is flawed:

2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.
It's village not willage you Idiot!
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:19 AM   #13
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i enjoyed it, but then i was probably baked while watching
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:43 AM   #14
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:52 AM   #15
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The entire concept is flawed:

2 human kingdoms in the entire planet each ruling 1 willage.
30 peasants and 200 soldiers lol.

The orks chat among each other, chit-chat nonsence and act like USA GI-Joes, wtf. They're freaking "bad dead elfs" resurrected. What the fuck do they chat about, they should be pure evil

I can go on forever on the subject how stupid and illogical this movie is.
It's nonsense not nonsence you idiot
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:49 AM   #16
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It's village not willage you Idiot!
Don't forget orks and elfs, I mean orcs and elves.
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:53 AM   #17
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I've still never watched any of those movies. Probably won't any time soon either...
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:49 AM   #18
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those movies are truly for the nerdiest nerds, but star wars still takes the cake in terms of extreme nerdness.
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